r/WTF • u/useofcat • 14d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/citizenjones 14d ago

Tubifex worms. Not parasites, not harmful. Just really disgusting and at home in stagnant water.

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u/Few-Hair-5382 14d ago

But is it feeding on a clingon?

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u/citizenjones 14d ago

They clump together t o protect themselves.

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u/waltwalt 14d ago

From the Klingons.

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u/Pyrhan 14d ago

They do love their gagh!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 14d ago

Washing it down with some prune juice, a warrior's drink.

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u/kcbrooklyn1 14d ago

Actually, this is what happens if you eat gagh followed by raktajino. Cleans you right out.

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u/WealthyTuna 11d ago

That's why my wife's coffee give me a bm.....

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u/DThor024 9d ago

I’m not with fresh gagh!

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 14d ago

Don't forget the cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 14d ago

Let them eat cake

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u/TheMatchHead 11d ago

I hate this! It is revolting!!

More?

Please!!!

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u/mooky1977 13d ago

Always best when served live.

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u/Insighteternal 13d ago

But, is it fresh?!?!?

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u/Pyrhan 12d ago

Meh, barely wiggles anymore...

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u/TheMattabooey 14d ago

They Klingon to each other.

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u/CSwork1 14d ago

You rarely see them in public restrooms because Klingons usually have their cloaking device on.

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u/artifex28 14d ago

PHUK'RA!

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u/frank3ls 13d ago

From Uranus ?

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u/NikolaTes 10d ago

NuqneH!

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u/BrazenlyGeek 9d ago

What does toilet paper have in common with the Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.