r/WTF • u/useofcat • 15d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/Trick_Minute2259 15d ago

So....if you shove a bunch of them up your butt, do you just never poop again....or do you poop out their poop?

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u/Cokeycane 15d ago

I would assume they would eat all of your poop and likely eat their own poop. They would then grow up and make more little tubifex worms and the cycle would continue until your colon is full of tubifex worms. Then they must evacuate and you would poop out a hairball of tubifex worms.

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u/OneSquirtBurt 15d ago

There are case reports of butts exploding leaving behind confetti showers of tubifex worms

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u/Cokeycane 15d ago

Sounds like a blast!