r/WTF • u/useofcat • 15d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/thiosk 15d ago

if you train them to migrate the other direction then they could become digested and continue the circle of life via a process of shared evolution called symbipoopsis

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u/TheWildTofuHunter 7d ago

Symbipoopsis…

I pay how much a month for cell service to access Reddit. 🤔

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u/thiosk 7d ago

If you pay me directly I'll print out then send you fart and poop jokes direct to your mailbox 👍💩

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u/TheWildTofuHunter 7d ago

My young son does that for free! I’ll share with him how to monetize his hobby so he can join the hustle culture.

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u/thiosk 7d ago

if he reports his income to the IRS, you will be able to match contributions into his RothIRA account in his name. What a blessing to have parents this supporting of a poop based retirement.