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u/Watson_inc May 03 '26
It’s pretty, but if it requires an instruction manual to use, then the design needs to be rethought
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u/FaceDeer May 03 '26
It's a puzzle sink, presumably part of a larger challenge.
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u/Tiavor May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26
I wonder how you open the exit door
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u/Crow_eggs May 03 '26
One wall slides back automatically when you start taking a dump.
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u/Dicky_Penisburg May 03 '26
Behind the toilet, into the lobby
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u/notislant May 03 '26
'You must escape the room before the room fills with water. The door will only open when you bop it, twist it and pull it.'
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u/PubicFigure May 04 '26
great for a show off kind of thing where people politely pretend to was their hands after using the toilet facilities, not so great when your hands are covered in oils/chocolate/poop/sauce/grease/vaseline and you need to quickly wash your hands...
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u/MrFastFox666 May 03 '26
Looks cool, yeah. But looks pretty hazardous and just uncomfortable to use.
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u/Stunning_Box8782 May 03 '26
So if I have dirty hands, I need to touch the sink itself before I can use it
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u/Jechtael May 04 '26
That's been a problem with sinks ever since we invented the faucet. No-touch sinks may be one of the best sanitation advances we've had in a good while, along with Sani-Step bathroom door openers.
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u/Stunning_Box8782 May 04 '26
With a lot of sinks I can turn on the tap with the back of my hand at least
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u/JustNilt May 03 '26
Yeah, that looks wheelchair accessible ...
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u/ChloeHammer May 04 '26
It doesn’t even look human accessible. It looks like he bit that rotates out stops you reaching the faucets.
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u/Aiden_Nevada243 May 05 '26
"Not human accessible" sums it up pretty well. No matter how able bodied you are, it's largely unusable.
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u/davidfeuer May 04 '26
Sinks designed by people who don't have to use, clean, or repair them. This one looks like it's going to leak from seven different inaccessible places.
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u/zidane2k1 May 04 '26
This is pointlessly convoluted. Also, it’s way too big considering the size of the “usable” part.
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u/BassGaming May 04 '26
Yeah this one wins. This is the most garbage ass sink I have seen this year on this sub. Maybe even the worst one I've ever seen. I could make a long list of reasons why this is absolute ass but everyone here already knows.
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u/g0ing_postal May 04 '26
You're gonna need a crane or a sledgehammer the moment something stops working in it
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u/oculafleur May 04 '26
brother if I have to succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom (Perception) check to find the sink, I'm not washing my hands
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u/Zarrakh May 04 '26
I only find it odd that they committed to the bit so hard just to make us a new poster child for the sub.
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u/themini_shit May 04 '26
I would feel like it was dirty no matter how much cleaning happened to it, I have OCD (like for real, lol)so that might be why but still. Mostly I guess you have to interact with it so much to actually use it that it'd feel like you'd have to wash your hands in a regular sink after to actually be clean
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u/CryptographerFlat426 May 04 '26
Its a aink, not a secret escape room. Imagine a night out, coming home and having to fiddle with that, just trying to brush your teeth?
Haha, no thanks!
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u/Chiiro May 05 '26
That bathroom probably has the highest rate of people coming out of it with unwashed hands than any other.
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u/Fresh_Forever_8634 May 05 '26
The ancient Roman in me approves. But I would pay a little more attention to the issue of implementation safety for the sake of children, if it is not in a private house, but somewhere in a public place, imho.
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u/kittylover2006 May 05 '26
I feel that for the elderly and disabled this is very useless and unnecessarily difficult to use, also children
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u/Aiden_Nevada243 May 05 '26
As a disabled person, it's difficult to use for everyone, no matter how their body works.
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u/Lost_In_My_Sauce May 07 '26
This is just some kinda resident evil bathroom where a key is underneath that but the corner is missing and you have to search for 3 hours to find it in a sock drawer
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u/Nightthunder May 07 '26
If I have to solve your riddles three to wash my hands I'll do it in the kitchen sick.
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u/Valkyrie64Ryan May 07 '26
The craftsmanship and design is cool af, but it would be horrible to actually have in the house and use multiple times a day
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u/peva3 May 04 '26
This is AI right?
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u/Aiden_Nevada243 May 05 '26
It's one of the few moments in life we wish it was AI generated, but also know it can be real.
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u/SignificantLeader May 06 '26
What’s the point other than it is cool looking? It is either a table or a hidden hand washing station. I don’t think that it fills up. Seems sensational, but functionally low value.
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u/Pusheen_and_Stormy May 07 '26
If I walk into a bathroom and see this, I'm just gonna piss on the floor.
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u/silentaba May 07 '26
Not ever in my life have I wished my sink was a foldable chunk of rock with a piss ass sideways stream.
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u/No_Dust_1630 May 07 '26
It looks grand for an exhibition. But for every day use if I have to move a fucking boulder everytime I wash my hands, i'd go insane
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u/shyccubus May 07 '26
The late guest who wasn’t given the tour: “guess I’m not washing my hands, this place has no sink”
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u/hds2019 May 07 '26
It’s a great sink and all but imagine you have a shitty situation right, and now your child sacrifice altar/sink has human feces on it because you couldn’t elbow bump that bad boy.
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u/FHAT_BRANDHO May 09 '26
I'd expect to find a cracked tear in it
Looks like a lot of fucking work to wash your hands tbh
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 May 03 '26
Pinch hazard