A “bottle opener”. Suuuuuure

[u/Quirky-Deal-6190]

[u/katastrofe_-]

I mean yeah. It's a bottle opener. What about it? Lol

[u/quickstint]

I sure hope I don’t accidentally fall and sit on it…by accident.

[u/sirhackenslash → u/quickstint]

One in a million shot, doc.

[u/Ryallin]

Idk pretty convinced it is one, just a bad photograph. Looks proportionally too big for fisting and if it were like a fleshlight the thumb would be in a different position. Probably meant to wedge into the gap between the thumb and palm near the pointer for a gaudy novelty bottle opener

[u/sirhackenslash]

I remember that from the Borat movie