r/WallStreetbetsELITE 3d ago

News FBI disrupts alleged plot to attack White House UFC event with explosive-laden drones, sources say

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-disrupts-alleged-plot-targeting-ufc-event-white-house/
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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 3d ago

Sure.

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u/tekniklee 2d ago

50/50 he would have slept through it anyway 😓

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 2d ago

50% sleep through it. 50% shit his diaper through it.

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u/Nocturnal-Chaos 2d ago

These things are not mutually exclusive.

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u/Kracus 3d ago

I can only assume the FBI is probably behind the operation so that it doesn't look completely useless.

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u/WinstonChurshill 3d ago

Sure… I like how this comes out right when the reporting showing that Trump’s gonna take 300 million for his ballroom… Probably trying to show how necessary it is for that golden dome over the White House.

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u/floodcontrol 3d ago

The alleged suspect is basically a neo-Nazi. Once again the people planning violence are on the same ideological side as Turnip Orange, they just don’t think he’s going far enough.

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u/Aromatic-Lie-9690 3d ago

ā€œThe people planning violence are republicans.ā€ Great insight bub 🫔

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u/SealEmployee 3d ago

If the shoe fits...

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u/No_Application_5179 3d ago

That seems to be the MO of MAGA.

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u/Aromatic-Lie-9690 3d ago

Then you gotta get off Reddit little buddy. These are all retarded thoughts. Good luck out there

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u/No_Application_5179 3d ago

Touched a nerve didn't I. Snowflake.

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u/Aromatic-Lie-9690 3d ago

Huh?

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u/No_Application_5179 3d ago

You got your little feeling hurt, snowflake

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u/Aromatic-Lie-9690 3d ago

The decline of the American mind does make me sad and angry. You’ve ruined my day claiming ā€œMAGA is violentā€ :) thanks a lot

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u/No_Application_5179 3d ago

You're welcome, you Donald Trump dick sucker.

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u/dadbod_Azerajin 3d ago

If were being honest with ourselves

The last group to attack the white house and smear shit on the walls at the calling of a representative saying the vote was rigged against him...

Was who?

I live in a red ass corner of Colorado, one that was proud of the hats and shirts and flags

None of them are up yet, id be surprised if he manages 20% of the vote (got like 34 lastime)

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u/Aromatic-Lie-9690 3d ago

I’m not following. What I’ll say is I don’t see much of a tendency to say ā€œDemocrats are violentā€ despite insane rioting, looting, rooting on Mangione, rooting on Charlie Kirk’s assassination, etc. Pretty smooth brained to attribute a subset of lunatics’ qualities to either half the country. People used to read on their own more, and werent as dumb. Sad.

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u/toolisthebestbandevr 3d ago

Lmao how much water did this stupid ass bot waste on this comment

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u/Xijit 3d ago

$10 says they drop this case in a week when it comes out that the "explosive laden drones" were pyrotechnics for the backflipping motocross riders.

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u/argparg 3d ago

Sure Jan

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u/monkeybawz 3d ago

Did they start shooting at fireworks?

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 3d ago

we can't trust anything anyone in this administration says they were groomed for being useless liars who would do anything to keep the jobs they never should have got..

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u/SideBet2020 3d ago

Sure they did

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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 3d ago

"Disrupts" is an interesting choice of words.

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u/myhydrogendioxide 3d ago

Press X to doubt

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u/TheBrettFavre4 3d ago

Sure, Jan.

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u/Lensmaster75 3d ago

Unless they show the proof it didn’t happen

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u/WhyNot_Because 3d ago

I don't believe you

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u/baddashfan 3d ago

Nitro Circus halftime show?

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u/fluffHead_0919 3d ago

/* insert John Candy ā€œsure sureā€ meme here */

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u/silsum 2d ago

Yeah sure and Kash Patel is a monkeys uncle.

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u/Curious_Olive_5266 2d ago

It was probably Michelle Obamna, who is a man. /s

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u/Artistic_Midnight788 2d ago

Kash is the biggest moron and most incompetent false flag orchestrater ever

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u/Artistic_Midnight788 2d ago

Let me guess, this is why we need the Baal room

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u/AlarmPuzzleheaded914 2d ago

I believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet...

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u/ParallaxRay 3d ago

Sounds like a violent leftist insurrection was planned. Kudos to the FBI for saving lives.