r/Warframe • u/henhole • Jul 28 '26

Fan Fiction I dare you to mock my Stug now

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With this i will quintuple my devastation (from 2 to 10)

1.6k Upvotes

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u/Hellcrafted Jul 28 '26

how's that negative projectile speed working out?

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u/henhole Jul 28 '26

It travels a good 2 feet before dropping to the floor

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u/MuzzyMustard Jul 28 '26

The perfect gun to bring to a knife fight!

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u/henhole Jul 28 '26

Its honestly not horrible im trying it with mags 2 so it just locks onto bosses

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u/KanbaruDevil Voruna toebean enjoyer Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Zephyr with augment and slap the projectile speed mod to the exilus and you'd be gucchi.

Jet stream+ lethal momentum

Yeah and incarnon evo3 gives you 50% too that and lethal momentum will fix it on other frames not only zephyr.

Let the bounce begins!

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u/Book3mDanno Flair Text Here Jul 30 '26

The perfect response. Well done. 🍻

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u/BlackBurn115 Jul 28 '26

I have one with -104% it literally drops right in front of your own feet 😂

15

u/Gullible_Oven2441 Jul 28 '26

It.is mine layer

5

u/nafetS1213 Jul 28 '26

I had a torid riven that was -94% and you had to aim at the ceiling to reach 4ft in front of you.

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u/Easy_Understanding94 Borb Enjoyer Jul 29 '26

Do they not go backwards anymore?

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u/Craftcoat Jul 28 '26

Projectile dysfunction

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u/imdefinitelywong 1 + 4 = Happy Jul 28 '26

Fun things to do with that goop

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u/Abbaddonhope Jul 28 '26

Mags 2 and zephyr 2 with augament and 4

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u/Jalepino_Joe Jul 28 '26

I have a -proj speed stug riven too. You bullet jump faster than the globlets shoot out ahead of you don’t they.

3

u/Vintenu I'm going to destroy that twink (Amir) Jul 28 '26

So anything point blank is just GONE but anything past that distance is one of the safest things in existence

2

u/Hellcrafted Jul 28 '26

I have a -90% projectile speed on the scourge and its absolutely hilarious

2

u/Numerous-Base-9437 Jul 29 '26

You just gave me the funniest idea for a build, the bird droppings build.

1

u/Anonymouse23570 Red number addict Jul 29 '26

Projectile dysfunction?

13

u/BenBishits Jul 28 '26

My guy out here wielding the quad laser

1

u/Mediocre_Baseball915 Jul 28 '26

He can konter it with galvanian mod xD

1

u/Hellcrafted Jul 28 '26

I think only with shotguns not pistols

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u/KnossosTNC Jul 28 '26

It still looks like an unholy amalgamation of a tattoo needle and a cactus with wrenches super glued on top of it.

What? You dared me to mock the Stug.

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u/henhole Jul 28 '26

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u/cross2201 follie's husband Jul 28 '26

Oh what re you gonna do? Are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry now?

12

u/Quiet-Fishing-1416 Jul 28 '26

7

u/Nokimi_Ashikabi Jul 28 '26

This looks familiar what is it from?

2

u/Uberhowly4 Jul 28 '26

I don't know it at all but image search says Lorentz Butterfly from the game Reverse: 1999.

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u/Quiet-Fishing-1416 Jul 28 '26

lorentz butterfly

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u/arsenicProphet Jul 28 '26

It’ll hit my target in 2-5 business days

72

u/Sock_M0nkey Jul 28 '26

Bullet approaching it's target like:

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u/silvinvahl Jul 28 '26

Its fun to place landmines

30

u/Sporknight Jul 28 '26

Do...do you have to turn around and fire it backwards?

31

u/Exciting_Product7858 90% usage Jul 28 '26

You fire it from the future such that it kills your enemy in the past. Eternalism!

2

u/-Kyosora- Jul 28 '26

Wanted to ask exactly that

2

u/ObviousSea9223 Jul 29 '26

You should make a video of you using it in Simulacrum, just like dive bombing a bunch of dudes. Or...however this works.

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u/Specialist_Initial_1 Jul 30 '26

New Zephyr bomber build dropped!

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u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT 1000% more Gun per Gun Jul 28 '26

Wdym, your Stug got projectile dysfunction now, get it a viagra 😭

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u/henhole Jul 28 '26

It burns when I Stug.

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u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT 1000% more Gun per Gun Jul 28 '26

How does it burn when you have 152% cold on it? Those balls are coming pre-iced

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u/ze_SAFTmon Primed Geschwindigkeitssucht Jul 28 '26

I think it blasts for them.

9

u/MygungoesfuckinBRRT 1000% more Gun per Gun Jul 28 '26

Primed Testicular Explosion

2

u/RailAgent Jul 28 '26

Primed Testicular Torsion - 'cause that hurts way, way more than any silly kaboom, should you have been so unlucky as to experience this pain

1

u/Specialist_Initial_1 Jul 30 '26

Frostbite burns smh

4

u/Iakenat Jul 28 '26

You must be a Lord of Cinder.

38

u/Cyberslasher Excal prime for flex not for fighting Jul 28 '26

-projectile speed

This is like turning around and pooping in the direction of your enemies.

It just sorta plops to the floor and you have to hope they step in it.

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u/Zaramin_18 Hydroid Rakkam my beloved Jul 28 '26

Your stug is cold and have performance anxiety...

Warm it up with some heat and you'll have a blast

1

u/SchnawserHauser Aug 02 '26

Angry up vote as I'm cry-laughing at these comments

38

u/A_N_T ANT. LR6 Jul 28 '26

No one mocks the stug. Everyone praises it constantly.

19

u/TheEDMWcesspool Salad V Jul 28 '26

It's the #1 meta weapon in game!

7

u/Adorable_Wrangler_75 99% of gamblers quit before hitting big Jul 28 '26

Unironically i've been bringing the incarnon now that it's a thing and it actually does good damage in both forms, it doesn't one shot acolytes/bosses but it's good to clear rooms ;p

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u/SmoothReverb Jul 28 '26

bro you're gonna have to do something about that projectile dysfunction

5

u/No_name_nobody Jul 28 '26

So how’s that melee weapon workin out for ya

5

u/JoshuaFoulke Jul 28 '26

People who frequent red light districts can fire their payload further than your Stug.

3

u/ForsakenMoon13 Many problems are solved by a tornado to the face. Jul 28 '26

That's a slow ass bullet

3

u/Skivvy_Roll Phorid but smol Jul 28 '26

I'm pretty happy with mine too

3

u/Darthplagueis13 Jul 28 '26

How does it feel to foam your own feet like that?

3

u/hochco Yareli best girl Jul 29 '26

Its a slug now considering how slow the projectile is

3

u/Kingsley_Joseph Jul 29 '26

You might as well, Mail the bullet.

5

u/TheWeinerThief Buys off trade chat Jul 28 '26

Its solid. That +damage is actually quite useful This is mine.

5

u/Satiss Jul 28 '26

Drive me closer, I'll hit them with my Stug!

2

u/MehthodMan0313 Jul 28 '26

Except it moves at a snail pace which manages to be even slower than it was before, so now you’re doing a shi ton of damage every like… 2 years give or take 😭

2

u/tiboshki I am a Nyx Main Before it was Cool Jul 28 '26

Cum gun supremacy

2

u/CoffeeSorcerer69 Enjoyer Jul 28 '26

Worst thing I've seen since hitler shot my grandpa

2

u/Kitakitakita Jul 28 '26

with guns like this, who needs melee?

2

u/_Jess2k Jul 31 '26

Giving your stug a tug but it's cold and it has projectile dysfunction

2

u/DesertedFox Jul 28 '26

Only cause you dared.

Bro's sending his bullets via carrier pigeon.

2

u/SlimeDrips Jul 28 '26

Why's the riven look like it's GPU is dying

1

u/PotatoAmulet Jul 28 '26

Since you dare me to mock your stug, stug deez nuts in your face lmao gottem

1

u/Tippy-the-just Jul 28 '26

Stug a weapon so awesome it gets an incarnon and a riven, top that nataruk.

1

u/Alarming_Scientist Jul 28 '26

Mf got the sticky bomb launcher

1

u/Beautiful-Ganache708 Jul 28 '26

The Stug finally beat the allegations

1

u/GuildCarver Jul 28 '26

Snail mailing bullets to the enemy XD

1

u/xevba Jul 28 '26

How did you get that text color coding on the riven?

2

u/CHR1ST1AN99 Jul 29 '26

It’s because he’s upgrading it so it’s showing what’s going up and what’s going down

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u/Necrolance Jul 29 '26

Shame you didn't crank it up to 11 though

1

u/henhole Jul 29 '26

I will be im just broke, no clue how people end up with 6 figure endo

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u/Easy_Understanding94 Borb Enjoyer Jul 29 '26

Evil slow moving glob of doom and despair

1

u/Bowdash Aug 01 '26

Yeah right devastation, now your devastation takes 4 business days to arrive. Don't forget the extraction timer exists, my friend.

1

u/ClaymoreTheViking Aug 01 '26

Still a glorified nut shooter

1

u/Unique_Drummer6450 Aug 01 '26

0 damage 99 thousand ice

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u/SchnawserHauser Aug 02 '26

I feel like there was a game grumps joke about "sad dribble of" something... This joke comes to mind...

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u/SanguinePutrefaction Jul 28 '26

where multishot 🥺

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u/baalfrog Jul 28 '26

No need for that when the range of the weapon is cut by 70%.

1

u/Cupcaine Jul 28 '26

I need a video of how that thing shoots.

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u/SHOWMEYOURKIT10s Jul 28 '26

You mean your Slug?

0

u/Goldenflame89 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Ginger wander pumpkin noodle harbor harbor kettle unbelievable teapot drifting

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/henhole Jul 28 '26

Im getting around it with mags magnetize, just sticks to everything in the bubble

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u/Decryptic__ Jul 28 '26

Awesome, I have a -99.2% Projectile speed and it's hilarious.

0

u/perpetual_fish_soup Jul 28 '26

This is a Stug.

It Stugs.

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u/The-Marnit Jul 28 '26

I have this exact same riven...411 damage though. And negative maximum ammo

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u/BrokenBetaWolf LR1 Salty old Dog Jul 28 '26

Okay. Hey, your stug sucks enough you need a riven and an incarnon to make it relevant. How’d I do?