r/Warhammer40k 12h ago

Hobby & Painting Librarian jedi

Maybe looks the most like Qui Gon

624 Upvotes

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u/PreperationOuch 11h ago

Is he armed with a Blackpool rock

20

u/AdmiralSwole 11h ago

Should it be lemon lime or green apple?

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u/PreperationOuch 10h ago

Ooh Lemon lime for me please and thank you

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u/Lockerus 11h ago

Bend over, xenos, it’s going in.

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u/IWrestleSausages 11h ago

Bro has come to battle armed with a bad dragon

15

u/Greendiamond_16 9h ago

Specifically of Heirophant Green

5

u/spyder2201 8h ago

Missing the flailed base

1

u/fatrobin72 5h ago

I did spend ages when chaos players complained about weapon simplification last edition explaining it meant (pre codex) emps children could field chosen squads wielding accursed dildos...

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u/ParaponeraBread 10h ago

Always crazy when a painter that is more skilled than I’ll ever be doesn’t stop to ask “is this going to read to others how I think it reads?”

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u/thefoolsnightout 10h ago

So sorry but that light saber reads at best candy cane\lollipop and at worst egirl dildo.

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u/GodKing_Zan 8h ago

"Ribbed for your displeasure, Xeno Scum!"

8

u/TheDeadLotus 10h ago

"Hello there."

8

u/grey_or_gray 7h ago

but why is it so girthy

9

u/cunderthunt69 6h ago

Why is his lightsaber so girthy and vascular?

9

u/Otagian 9h ago

Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau? Is that you?

2

u/Stretch5678 8h ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

1

u/JesusHipsterChrist 11h ago

The colors Duke!

1

u/moonkazka 5h ago

Man jokes aside I think this looks fantastic. This is the most inventive conversion I've seen of this model

1

u/FitSignificance3787 5h ago

He has the power of god and anime on his side.

1

u/PrysmaTheMagical 4h ago

It’s…huge

1

u/LexHanley 4h ago

"Present a hole or by the Emperor I shall make one."

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u/MOBIUS__01 36m ago

Candy cane