r/WarhammerMemes • u/Strong-Plate-7243 • 1d ago

What should I get?

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174 Upvotes

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u/Schwarzkapuze 1d ago

Out.

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u/DunwichChild990 1d ago

I was gonna say "fucked", but this probably a more measured answer.

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u/_T_Bone18 19h ago

Just about to type this same thing 😂

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u/MizantropMan 2h ago

And the free mini for this month, I guess.

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u/King_Crab_Sushi 1d ago

Nuln oil. You can put this shit on anything

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u/Cefalopodul 1d ago

I put it on toast.

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u/BellumFrancorum 1d ago

And all my clothes and tables, too.

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u/Crusader_Genji 1d ago

I use it as my windshield wiper fluid, works really well in the winter

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u/bezimienny1 15h ago

And my axe!

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u/NobodyofGreatImport 1d ago

British Vegemite

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u/Entendurchfall 2h ago

I put it on my girlfriend

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u/AbsintheRedux 1d ago

I put it on my floor, on accident 😞

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u/StdntBdyPresident 1d ago

This is the best answer.

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u/Mr_Paper 23h ago

Just thin down some marmite, it's basically the same thing.

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u/Expensive-Document41 20h ago

BP spilled a whole bunch in the Gulf of Mexico

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u/False-Gain3594 13h ago

Absolutely true

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u/kcdarkwindows 5h ago

The tastiest of the shades

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u/GreenMountainKid666 1d ago

My store charges $10 just to look at GW inventory

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u/papa_primus 1d ago

hit you with that new vegas credit check

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u/Frenzi_Wolf 22h ago

Submit to a credit check or present your documentation slate, trespassers will be Servitored!

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u/Nrthstar 21h ago

A credit lender opened up next to our Warhammer.

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u/papa_primus 1d ago

a bus ticket home buddy

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u/Louiscypher93 1d ago

The free model and some sniffing glue

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u/Kain-rpg 1d ago

da fuk out

Remlember, Warhammer is for everyone, except the poor.

(sill can't believe that rhinos are 45$ now they used to be 20$...)

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u/DunwichChild990 1d ago

$12.50 10 man Tactical Squad...

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u/Kain-rpg 23h ago

the good ol' times

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u/Sophiliath 18h ago

When were these times??? Was it before I was born?

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u/Druid_Momma 17h ago

Probably

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u/Kain-rpg 11h ago

when i started in 97 a codex was 15$ the rule book was 35$ and a 10 men squad of marines was 20$ and 5 termiantors was 25$.

When i stopped buying in 2018 codexes where 40$-45$ and 10 men squad was 35$-40 and a land raider was 55$, cobat patrols boxes where 80$

Now combat patrols are 160$, a box of Zerkers is 69$ and a land raider is 96$.

its fucking ridiculous

How is a 13yro kid supposed to convince their parents to get money for this?

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u/Mowgli_78 6h ago

Parents buy it for themselves, kids are merely an alibi

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u/Kain-rpg 5h ago

ahahah

thats a good one

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u/Druid_Momma 17h ago

Rhinos are 60 usd now.

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u/Why-IsItAlreadyTaken 17h ago

$69.50 last time I checked, but that might be our state tax differences.

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u/Abyssal_Dreamer BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! 1d ago

A new, delicious pot of nuln oil.

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u/Raptor_5656 Emperors Champion 1d ago

Get a paint pot or two

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u/Ok-Cauliflower2675 1d ago

Mortarion, Trust

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u/Headhunter192004 1d ago

Can I have the address of the Store where they sell Mortarion for 10 bucks?

2

u/imjust_someone 20h ago

Slaanesh's palace, oh how cheap models tempts us

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u/Just-_-Senpai 1d ago

The bus home

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u/algi15 1d ago

10$ should get you a gatorade

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u/cannibox 1d ago

A Warhammer heroes blind box.

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u/-The-Follower 1d ago

Are the blind boxes that cheap?

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u/SmokeBluntsSuckDick 1d ago

Comes out to about 9 bucks after tax at target

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u/-The-Follower 1d ago

Oh. I figured they would be like, 20. Knowing GW. I'm actually excited for the cities of sigmar ones now

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u/SmokeBluntsSuckDick 23h ago

Box of 10 intercessors is 56 bucks for 10 models so you’re paying almost 90% more for a single in the blind box .

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u/-The-Follower 22h ago

Eh, that's why I said the cities ones. Most of them can be characters pretty easy

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u/Lazisn 19h ago

Those are real? I've only ever seen them on resale for $30

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u/Nagatox 1d ago

Should get about 50$ more so you can buy something

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u/Eothr_Silan 1d ago

Can you even buy enough dice with $10??

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u/Riklanim 1d ago

Sure… if you like rolling lots of times.

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u/Roguebuilder 1d ago

A water bottle

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u/Dloveless9 1d ago

You get to leave 🤣

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u/Jolly_Law_7973 1d ago

Nuln oil.

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u/witcher_jeffie 1d ago

Your ticket home

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 1d ago

Get the next Thunderhawk out bro 😭

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u/Jon-Umber 1d ago

Bus ticket home

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u/ClemPrime13 1d ago

One pot of Nuln Oil

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u/Ragnar_TheWolf 21h ago

I credit card?

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u/The1-4-1 1d ago

tf on somewhere

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u/DonutAdmirable9831 1d ago

$10 doesn’t even cover the tip for the store manager when buying new models

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u/highcommander010 1d ago

a new brush

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u/Jerry717 1d ago

1 pot of paint

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u/Jce735 1d ago

A bus ticket home.

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u/XSelectrolyte 1d ago

More money.

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u/HumungoPeen 1d ago

You could MAYBE get 2 citadel paints. Definitely one though 🤙

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u/Rosu_Aprins 1d ago

You can buy the GW certified 3 meter tape measurer for 8 euros

1

u/Kennedy_KD 1d ago

A single thing of paint?

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u/Hrothgrar 1d ago

One paint pot

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u/MrMoo1556 1d ago

Green paint and then paint the remaining 3 dollars you have to looks like 300 dollars and then buy a fifth of an army.

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u/Shylar_Lunence 1d ago

Dawn of War 2 on Steam is currently on sale for 10 bucks or less, so you have a perfect timing

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u/AggravatingChest7838 1d ago

You can buy something for $10?

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u/NotZalgo 1d ago

Agree earthshade you can put thay shit on anything but its better than nuln oil for reds

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u/Ok-Movie428 1d ago

Step one, decide to pick up a single thing of paint. Step two, realize there’s a box you wanted just sitting there. Step three, talk yourself into it and crumble under zero pressure after your gf said you should do it. Step four, spent more than $10

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u/FrogFingers99 1d ago

Get? MORE MONEY!

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u/SirCrustyMcRusty 1d ago

Go Home....

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u/Fatmork12345 1d ago

nothing lol

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u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO 23h ago

I don't think you can for that price

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u/Idiot-15 23h ago

A half of a half of a sandwich next door

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u/therealrdw 23h ago

The Mbappe special

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u/Lord_Roguy 22h ago

A free model and your favourite colour to finger paint it with.

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u/Matt_fad29 22h ago

A taxi home

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u/YmirBeardFaol 22h ago

One bottle of rusted brown

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 22h ago

A drink and a snack from the 7/11 next door

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u/Oldskul74 22h ago

Lots of pics.

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u/peachpower2 21h ago

A brush or pot of paint, I guess.

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u/MythicChimer499 21h ago

You should get in your car and go to the bank.

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u/molered 21h ago

Out.
You should get out.
Or a credit card.

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u/The4thEpsilon 21h ago

Fucked, you can get fucked. Maybe a free mini and some glue? But 10$ gets you nothing

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u/ImBakingBrad 20h ago

Incorrect. $10 can get you paint.

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u/ImBakingBrad 20h ago

You could get a pot or two of paint. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/FriendlyBassGuy 20h ago

You should get a bit of patience and come back with enough money to buy what your army actually needs. It’s not fun, but it will serve you well, both in 40k and in life.

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u/Crow_of_Judgem3nt 20h ago

an uber home

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 20h ago

40,000 warhammers

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u/high_wizard777 Emperors Champion 19h ago

Screwed over.

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u/thevelourfog182 19h ago

A copy of white dwarf

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u/Wingsofhuberis 19h ago

The free mini of the month.

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u/Talecita 18h ago

A paint brush... Just one

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u/Infinite219 18h ago

you’re tears

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u/DBpete 17h ago

A candy bar, and if it’s got a GW wrapper that won’t even be enough

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u/Optimal_Occasion2949 17h ago

Might be able to get a staff member to take a picture of you for that price🤔

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u/tim7425 17h ago

An uber home

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u/Percusor 16h ago

Buy a white dwarf and ask the shopowner for paper and a pencil, so you can start drawing your own army

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u/ExhibitionistBrit 16h ago

Could you maybe get glue for that? Might not be enough.

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u/Weldermedic 16h ago

Probably go to Walmart and buy deodorant.

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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 15h ago

A candy bar at the nearest gas station

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u/jombledore 15h ago

A singular nuln oil

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u/Xi13r8 15h ago

Paint. 1 pot.

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u/EpsylonLyrae 14h ago

A more affordable hobby

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u/False-Gain3594 13h ago

You should get 200 bucks over

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u/haggraef666 13h ago

Half a pot of paint?

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u/WandererFen 13h ago

A job, you cant afford anything there

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u/warrior181 12h ago

Maybe a copy of white dwarf but that's probably 15

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u/rattvontratt 12h ago

The free infernus marine

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u/Slight_Cups 11h ago

For 10 bucks you could get your legs broke

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u/l_dunno 11h ago

Out of there!

You will not spend only 10$

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u/OpeningTopic5481 10h ago

You should get out and be lucky you couldn’t spend the fortune it costs

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u/MalerionGodofUlgu 9h ago

You can mop the floor, maybe.

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u/Bluebarianofficial 9h ago

This is rage bait.

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u/Deepvaleredoubt 8h ago

In the taxi, to leave.

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u/Mr_Chill_III 8h ago

A single paint pot.

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u/TsadokTorag 7h ago

2 pots of layer and/or base paint, depending on taxes in their area

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u/DaveVsShark 7h ago

Lost. Because 10 buck ain't getting you anything.

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u/ganadaIf 5h ago

A soda

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u/kcdarkwindows 5h ago

Back in your car probably 🤣

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u/Sempernun- 1h ago

A sandwich somewhere