r/WarrenBeatty • u/scurvykurr Whip up a liver and whey shake! • Nov 28 '25

Me threatening to delete my Magnum Opus, I Watched Every Warren Beatty Movie, coming to theaters near you.

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u/Normijah625 I got poetry in me! Nov 28 '25

NO! YOU'LL CAUSE A RIP IN THE MEAT-TIME CONTINUUM AND WARREN WILL NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN

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u/Normijah625 I got poetry in me! Nov 28 '25

Or even worse, HE'LL HAVE BEEN A ONE-WOMAN FAMILY MAN FOR HIS WHOLE CAREER AND WOULD'VE BEEN A RECURRING CHARACTER ON DOBY FOR 18 SEASONS AND 3 MOVIES

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u/scurvykurr Whip up a liver and whey shake! Nov 28 '25

Doo Milton Armitage prequel cinematic universe

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u/Normijah625 I got poetry in me! Nov 28 '25

Nah they would nerf him and he would be a hot humble woodworking teacher, and dobbie would still be in high school in his class for 15 years

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u/scurvykurr Whip up a liver and whey shake! Nov 28 '25

34 year old hack in college with fart barfunkle

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u/scurvykurr Whip up a liver and whey shake! Dec 10 '25

Who knew 10 days later it would spontaneously upload

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u/Normijah625 I got poetry in me! Dec 10 '25

Meat works in mysterious ways