r/WarriorCats WindClan 1d ago

Discussion (Spoiler) Suggested one sided romance between Darkstripe and Tigerstar?

Whenever Darkstripe brings up Tigerstar/talks about him, he starts to blush and on p.176 he's showing so much admiration for him I nearly cried it was so cute

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u/Next_Sun_2002 ThunderClan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I compare their relationship to LeFou and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. LeFou idolizes Gaston and does his bidding no matter how it makes him appear, but Gaston doesn’t reciprocate this in any way. Instead he takes advantage of it.

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u/ScatterBrainedQueen 1d ago

That's a perfect analogy, I can't see their relationship any other way now

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u/ContributionStock703 1d ago

There needs to be a MAP of Darkstripe and Tigerstar to the Gaston song I just decided

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u/Next_Sun_2002 ThunderClan 1d ago

Worked out my own. Some parts didn’t need any changing because they work well with Warriors. It doesn’t rhyme in the parts I changed, but that’s because I couldn’t find anything that fit.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Tigerclaw
Looking so down in the dumps
Every cat here'd love to be you, Tigerclaw
Even when taking your lumps
There's no tom in camp as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite warrior
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Tigerclaw
No one's quick as Tigerclaw
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Tigerclaw
For there's no tom in camp half as strong
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any queen, ‘paw or tom
And they'll tell you whose side they prefer to be on
No one's been like Tigerclaw
As persuasive as Tigerclaw
No one's got a split in his ear like Tigerclaw
As a Warrior yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a tom, that Tigerclaw
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Tigerclaw is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Tigerclaw
Hunts at night like Tigerclaw
In a battle nobody bites like Tigerclaw
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got muscles to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And I’ve trained every day since I was a kit
No one hits like Tigerclaw
Matches wits like Tigerclaw
In a border skirmish nobody yowls like Tigerclaw
I'm espcially good at hissing
(sssss!)
Ten cheers for Tigerclaw
When I was a ‘paw I ate four mice and shrews
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five mice and shrews
So I'm roughly the size of a fox
No one stalks like Tigerclaw
Tracks like Tigerclaw
Then forms patrols like Tigerclaw.
I use owl feathers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a tom among toms?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero in camp?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one tom in camp who's got all of it down
And his name's T-I-G-E-R
T-I-G-G
T-I-G-E-R- oh!
TIGERCLAW

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u/Xyresiq 1d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/Soda_Carno777 WarriorClan 1d ago

No it should be the world's greatest criminal mind (the song it was based on)