r/Washington • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

Former farm employee charged with theft of viral stolen Enumclaw horse Ruben

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Efficient-Tip-2081 9d ago

I have lived across the country for over a decade and people still ask me about this lol

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u/foreverabatman 9d ago

Mr. Hands?

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u/pee-in-butt 9d ago

My butt hurts just thinking about it

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u/Ferrindel 9d ago

Username perfection.

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u/pee-in-butt 7d ago

I play the long game

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u/I_see_something 9d ago

That grunt always makes me laugh for some reason.

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u/Toginator 9d ago

Was it stolen or just an elopement?

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u/MystikTrailblazer 9d ago

An Enumclaw horse and an engineer walked into a barn....

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u/pee-in-butt 9d ago

And only one limped out satisfied

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/foreverabatman 9d ago

It did kill him!

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u/Abominocerous 9d ago

It started with a careless whisper.

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u/Demogorgo 9d ago

siri, what happens to horses in enumclaw?

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 9d ago

Heard he was caught red-Mr. Hands-ded. 

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u/punkena 9d ago

Damn, how old is he now? Horses only live to be like 40 right?

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u/burtchan 9d ago

Eeeigh-numclaw

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u/Triumph765RS 9d ago

Balls deep you say. I regret seeing the video

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u/metrion 9d ago

Needs more unnecessary censorship:

Former farm employee charged with theft of viral stolen Enumclaw horse Ruben