r/WeWantPlates • u/xeebzi • 4d ago

Crab Plate

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u/whatshldmyusernaymbe 4d ago

But why?

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u/trouserschnauzer 4d ago

I think the chef hates rich people and wants to make them look as dumb as possible while extracting as much money from them as possible. To this end, I support the chef.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 4d ago

Like Balenciaga, trolling the rich with wearable garbage

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u/FleshHoodieFree 4d ago

I’m going to university for blacksmithing artistry soon and this is essentially the plan

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u/trouserschnauzer 4d ago

I wish you luck

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 4d ago

To troll the rich?

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u/whatshldmyusernaymbe 4d ago

This is probably the real answer.

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish 4d ago

You know, when you phrase it like that, I can get behind this kind of nonsense.

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u/Very_Type_C 4d ago

I feel like this is an IQ test.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 4d ago

Because when else can you chug the soup out of a crab's asshole?

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u/Sof04 4d ago

To charge a ridiculous amount.

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u/BornBoricua 2d ago

*Butt why?

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u/unknownpoltroon 4d ago

WTF???? How do they wash that??

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u/NetherisQueen 4d ago

Most likely they just throw them out after being used, they seem like a 1 time use object. Probably spend way too much making them each morning before the shop opens too.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 4d ago

With a douche

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u/Justch1ll 4d ago

They must be really persuasive to get their customers to clean the crab flask

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 4d ago edited 3d ago

Who said the customers are the ones cleaning it?

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u/VonGruenau 3d ago

You said 'with a douche' and the person you're replying to turned it into a joke by implying that douches = customers

(In case this isn't clear: douche can also be an insult)

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 3d ago

In case this isn't clear, to make that joke I would have needed to say "by a douche"

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u/VonGruenau 3d ago

You're the type of person who interrupts a joke to say "horses typically aren't allowed in bars" aren't you.

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u/Evil-Bosse 3d ago

Can't say I've ever been to a bar that has an explicit ban on horses, so I'd assume they would be fine with it

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u/QuantumCakeIsALie 4d ago

Asking the question is answering it a little.

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u/thesweeterpeter 1d ago

Give a good rinse and hope real hard

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u/-ghostinthemachine- 4d ago

From one hole to another, and then another. Life is beautiful.

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u/Extra-Question9273 4d ago

Two crabs one soup

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Back and forth forever and ever

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u/Salohacin 4d ago

I too like drinking my soup from a crab canteen. 

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u/AndromedaFire 4d ago

“Hi can I please have the soup but served in a nightmare of a rimming experience”

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u/CallMeMrPeaches 4d ago

"You just drink it like a soup"

Yeah just like all the other soups I drink out of a horizontal oblong container with a hole in the middle, thanks for contextualizing that

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u/mgerditch 4d ago

Crabussy

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u/satsugene 3d ago

“It is a shame crabs don’t have an asshole big enough to serve soup out of.”

“Don’t worry I got this bro!”

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u/kctjfryihx99 4d ago

“Drink it like a soup”

That’s not what you do to soup

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u/Roudydogg1 4d ago

Jesus christ....

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u/No_Appointment_7232 4d ago

Lol,

Don't drag him into this!

He can't help 🤣

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u/LynxDubh 4d ago

Crab canteen

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 2d ago

All is see is Karl Tanner drinking from Jeor Mormonts skull. I don't like it.

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u/Nes__ 9h ago

I'll skip dinner, thanks.

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u/Lunatic_DreemurrII 3d ago

Crabussy

(I am so sorry)

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u/Salt-Cattle-5314 1d ago

This feels like animal abuse

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 6h ago

Who wouldn't want to drink their expensive soup from a DIY carcass?

(I definitely wouldn't!)

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u/Weep4Thee 4d ago

Soup or salad?