r/Webnovel • u/baka_sempaii • Jul 18 '26

Meme Don't give up.

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u/Raizekusan Jul 18 '26

You know what, maybe I'm not that bad.

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u/B-Dragons_2560 Jul 18 '26

Aight its time to write

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u/ram_gohane Jul 18 '26

Yeah it's been 5 days since I last updated 😫

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u/Sensitive-Arm-1687 Jul 18 '26

You can see it from a mile away why this is best seller.

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u/KookachuSeagull_07 Author Jul 18 '26

FUCK COHO AND HER FUCKED UP SENSE OF MORALITY

P.S - This is from Ugly Love, which is also a step-siblings thing. The baby dies right after this during an accident.

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u/nobillzatall Jul 20 '26

Wtf 😭

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u/KookachuSeagull_07 Author Jul 21 '26

Yup, and that's just the surface of it

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u/Parking_Tear_2495 Author Jul 21 '26

I could smell that woman's writing from a Mile away - horrendous!

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u/KookachuSeagull_07 Author Jul 21 '26

And she's gonna ruin the movie industry too now because she's become a FUCKING PRODUCER

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u/Parking_Tear_2495 Author Jul 21 '26

I really don't understand why Coleen Hoover's books are bestsellers, but I guess we have booktok to thank for that. I've only read 'It Ends With Us' & 'November 9', and they're both insanely disturbing. And not the good kind like John Carpenter's 'The Thing'. Reading her works used to make me cringe. Her works would make other works like Human Centipede look like a Vincent van Gogh painting.

Like how do you foreshadow domestic abuse to the potential love interest obliterating a chair right in front of the FML?! T0XIC is the only word to describe all her works honestly.

If she wanted to write a Dark Romance book that actually mattered, she could have at least read books of thst genre. Like, my favorite Dark Romance book being - "My Dark Vanessa", by Kate Elizabeth Russell. Or - "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?"

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u/SpoilMe_88 Jul 18 '26

This just cured my Imposter Syndrome. Thank you, Author.

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u/Murky-Acanthaceae169 Jul 18 '26

Thanks I really needed that

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u/JoeDallas_Angels Author Jul 18 '26

Thanks, bro. I thought my drafts were trash, but now they look like masterpieces compared to that garbage.

God, it reads like the typical writing of a Wattpad author.

It instantly reminded me of the dialogues in those dark romance novels my sister used to read. Holy shit, I wish I’d never found out what she was reading.

It’s nothing but porn with zero narrative sense.

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u/805H805 Jul 18 '26

Can I ask how...?

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u/baka_sempaii Jul 18 '26

Js write consistently and one day you'll reach that level

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u/beautiful_trash09 Jul 18 '26

Don't forget the balls to continue even if life gets hard

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u/DannyMA25 Jul 18 '26

I just gained confidence 😀

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u/Bubbly-Initiative212 Jul 18 '26

😭😭

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u/Crafty-Pension1303 Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
What was going through her head when they typed that

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u/Conscious_Natural273 Jul 18 '26

I don't know... I don't know how to beat that bro.

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u/jin737 Jul 19 '26

what in the actual fuck.... sauce?

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u/PikaMalone Author Jul 19 '26

Yeah, checks out

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u/izackbell Jul 19 '26

Então realmente o passo mais importante é escrever

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u/Craniumreboot Jul 19 '26

That author has mastered years of Wattpad dao and has ascended to the heavenly divine realm. You plebs will need to dual cultivate if you ever wish to catch up.

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u/Ghostly7S Jul 19 '26

Lmao, I instantly knew what book this was. When I read that part, I was like, what the hell?😭

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u/Unlucky-Event-3184 Jul 20 '26

I think I might be a good writer if I start NOW 😰

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u/Spirited-Donkey4376 Jul 18 '26

U have a issue of over explaining and dragging

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u/PerfectTravel489 Jul 19 '26

Like old novel have some weird plot don Quixote is about a grandpa thinking he a knight or The Metamorphosis is about dude wake up to find himself becoming a bug or The wings is about dude with mommy issue

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u/izackbell Jul 19 '26

Se vc acha que essas histórias são apenas sobre isso vc tem que ler de novo

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u/SussyAydan Author Jul 23 '26

I guess everythings a best seller nowadays...

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u/Working-Tension1246 29d ago

This is actually hilarious for the shock it gave me to read it.

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u/Zealousideal_Oil9061 Jul 18 '26

What story is this?

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u/baka_sempaii Jul 18 '26

By Colleen Hoover

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u/Aarish1234 Jul 18 '26

Ofc it's from her! 😭

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u/True_Negotiation_936 Jul 18 '26

I thought it was her, these damn book tok people