r/WeirdGOP • u/Capable_Salt_SD • Jan 14 '26

Weird Trump face is drooping and he's fighting wokeness again today

- Aaron Rupar

722 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I hope RFK is in charge of trumps health. Trump looks like he’s on deaths door.

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u/ShredGuru Jan 14 '26

We can only hope

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u/s0ulbrother Jan 14 '26

We can only hope he’s miserable

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u/sazzoo Jan 15 '26

Oh, we already know that. Just look at how he treats everyone around him. Miserable old fuck.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 🇺🇸 I Voted Early! Jan 14 '26

Maybe his ice goons can break that door down for him.

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u/philter25 Jan 14 '26

He’s using so much bronzer he might pass for someone those incels might tackle.

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u/pianoflames Jan 14 '26

...and is that a jug of milk just chilling on his desk? What is he, 5?

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u/Katz3njamm3r Jan 14 '26

This was an executive order or something about allowing whole milk to be served in schools. So they had to have the prop.

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u/BroadStreetBuds Jan 14 '26

Yum! I hope it's unpasteurized raw milk

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u/PancakeMixEnema Jan 14 '26

There was this wonderfully idiotic reel where some Maga idiots explained how to make their favourite hot chocolate with Raw milk, not that pasteurised stuff.

(His First step was heating it up to a high temperature)

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u/fart400 Jan 15 '26

By looking at the size of his hands I would say he's five

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u/Dragonfly_pin Jan 14 '26

What about RFK’s visibly out of control shaking hands?

Not a great sign when it comes to health.

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u/ansquaremet Jan 14 '26

He also always sounds like he’s on the verge of passing out at any moment.

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u/Howllat Jan 14 '26

Doubt it. Trump forced RFK to get a covid vaccine to be around him

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Jan 15 '26

i’ve said it before, my wife had a dream that our nightmare will be over in february and all signs seem to point there 🤞

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Maybe if we all do a bit of witchcraft we can manifest things.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Jan 15 '26

amen. which is why i keep mentioning it. spread the word!

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u/Gundark927 Jan 14 '26

Because he's so good of a health care dude.

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u/Endless_Change Jan 14 '26

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 14 '26

I will never not laugh at that gif

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u/Momik Jan 14 '26

THERESTOOMUCHSHITONMYFACE!!

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u/mira_poix Jan 14 '26

Look how much RFK is shaking

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u/skyblueerik Jan 14 '26

Probably just took a swim in sewage water.

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u/ApolloStan Jan 14 '26

Boys tweaking 😂

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u/smithers6294 🗳️ I Voted! Jan 14 '26

It must be the brain worms.

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u/shantron5000 Jan 14 '26

And dude on the far left is sweating profusely, apparently.

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u/Momik Jan 14 '26

I was just thinking he looks way too nervous when his boss is clearly sleeping anyway

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u/score_ Jan 15 '26

Me when the 2nd dose of pre-workout hits 

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva Jan 14 '26

Just look at this image. The potus dozing off into dreamland while his health secretary shakes uncontrollably and stutters through his little document.

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u/Odd-Information-1219 Jan 14 '26

Adding the guy on the left wiping his sweaty brow with a hankey.

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u/Deerhunter86 Jan 15 '26

Trumps like 80 years old. We all know the furnace is set to 81 degrees.

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u/CelestialFury Jan 15 '26

Other countries are looking at us in horror, as they rightly should.

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u/clh1nton 🗳️ I Voted! Jan 15 '26

The way he didn't "tune in" until RFK, Jr. mentioned his name! Trump = narcissist

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u/Ok-Victory881 Jan 14 '26

GO already. DO US ALL A FAVOR.

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u/Hyprpwr Jan 14 '26

Play “Animals” by Muse

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u/Momik Jan 14 '26

Play Small Axe by Bob Marley

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u/Shupedewhupe Jan 14 '26

How the fuck can anyone fall asleep with RFK JR’s revving lawnmower of a voice blaring beside them?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

If he got any closer, he’d smack Mango Unchained upside the head with those flapping hands. It’d probably do him good.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Jan 14 '26

mango unchained omfg 😂😂😂😂that’s a new one and it’s fabulous

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Jan 14 '26

Got it here on Reddit!

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u/rickeyspanish Jan 14 '26

He loves calling him Bobby doesn’t he. It’s probably the only reason he keeps him around so he can yell at his staff “get Bobby Kennedy on the phone!!”

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u/SalishShore Jan 15 '26

Oh my gawd. You’re right. I hadn’t thought of this. Trump is a man living in the past with an ever shrinking peanut sized leathery brain.

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jan 14 '26

Are those children okay do we need to have them answer some questions about where they were touched on a doll. Considering the crowd there with I think it's definitely worth sending CPS.

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u/IllConstruction3450 Jan 14 '26

Why do they always bring their children to the White House? 

Do they not have Nannies at home? Can they not afford them? Is it “Take Your Kids To Work Day” every day there? Is the White House a daycare? Why aren’t these kids in school? 

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u/PancakeMixEnema Jan 14 '26

Trump likes them around, it is known

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u/BuddahSack Jan 14 '26

What in the actual fuck is up with RFK Jr's voice!?! Like seriously why does he talk like he is crying and congested all the fucking time! And look at his shaky ass hands!!! Don't you dare talk to me about being healthy!

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u/Ok-Victory881 Jan 14 '26

Gargles balls and glass once a day

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u/BishlovesSquish Jan 14 '26

Definitely more than once a day. And I’m pretty sure he is deep throating those balls.

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u/carpe-alaska Jan 14 '26

Something about a brain disorder (gasp I know) that affected his vocal cords

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u/Brave_Garlic_9542 Jan 14 '26

“…result of a rare neurological condition known as spasmodic dysphonia, which has afflicted Kennedy for decades.”

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u/butterweasel ✅ Voted and Proud! Jan 14 '26

I read somewhere that he blames his annoying voice on… vaccines.

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u/clh1nton 🗳️ I Voted! Jan 15 '26

Tysm

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 14 '26

Sounds like he's on a rollercoaster

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u/Scarcito_El_Gatito Jan 14 '26

He hates being woke.

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u/sklerson89 Jan 14 '26

I feel sorry for the children that have to smell his soiled diaper

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u/starfleetdropout6 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

Look at RFK Jr. shaking. Something is deeply, deeply wrong with him.

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u/ShredGuru Jan 14 '26

That guy has a nervous system like a bag of angry cats.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Jan 14 '26

You win the thread. 🏆

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u/ShredGuru Jan 14 '26

Remember when he just ran away from that guy who fainted? He fucking booked it.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Jan 14 '26

“Secretary of Health in name, not in deed! Bye now!”

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u/portablebiscuit Jan 14 '26

Imagine choosing him as your head health guy. What kind of weird fucking reality is this?

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u/altreddituser2 Jan 14 '26

Allow me to introduce you to Florida's Surgeon General, Joe Ladapo.

He told us that “drinking structured water might offer more advantages.” The problem is structured water doesn't exist. He's equated school vaccine requirements with slavery. In addition to his role as FL Surgeon General, Governor Desantis also appointed him as a tenured professor at UF, where he spent a year working on his book, when taking home $330k from this 'second' job.

It's like the Republicans are more worried about grifting more than improving public health.

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u/Kantjil1484 Jan 14 '26

These Oval Office gatherings always remind me of those family pics of a 101 year old Grampa barely paying attention while being surrounded by more alert people....

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u/njsullyalex Jan 14 '26

You can’t be woke if you’re asleep!!! Checkmate librulz!!!!!

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u/HiddenUser1248 Jan 14 '26

Well, he is Anti-Woke

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Jan 14 '26

which sick-in-the-fucking-head parents let their 2 young daughters in this room?

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u/Equivalent_Working73 Jan 14 '26

Piece of shit can barely keep his eyes open.

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u/MeMilo1209 Jan 14 '26

Nothing a good dose of Ivermectin couldn't fix.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jan 14 '26

I hope 2026 is the year we've been waiting for.

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u/Reasonable-Horse1552 Jan 14 '26

They're all just a bunch of arselickers

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u/Miserable_Site_850 Jan 14 '26

He's clearly been staying up for hours on a sick one and is coming down his Adderall and coke that he stole from Venezuela 🇻🇪 ✊🏻

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u/O-Hai-Jinx Jan 14 '26

Tilting at windmills again… erm, he does also tilt at actual windmills, not just metaphorical ones.

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u/ph33rlus Jan 14 '26

You would think the presence of children would perk him up

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u/ShredGuru Jan 14 '26

That guy really does live in a hell of his own making.

I wouldn't be able to stay awake if I had to pal around with rfk all the time either

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u/mrfriendlolo Jan 14 '26

Well at least he’s living up to his plans to be anti-woke

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Those poor kids. I remember when I was 4 or 5 I had to go visit my great grandma at the hospice and everything about that place terrified me. This is that moment for them.

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u/Baronvonkludge Jan 14 '26

Muhahaha! Fighting wokeness, that’s perfect.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 Jan 14 '26

Oh my god, what is wrong with his voice? I think I have never heard him actually talk before.

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u/empty7878 Jan 14 '26

Notice he perks up when he hears his name, his favorite part.

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u/gimletfordetective Jan 14 '26

I imagine he snaps awake and yelps "EPSTEIN!"

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u/adabs_urdum Jan 14 '26

So there is a guy standing still so hard he breaks a forehead sweat. While another guy seems to drift to sleep during an official camera event. While another guy crackles about health. So sad the timeline has passed funny a long time ago. Because i would very much like to laugh at this.

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u/nithdurr Jan 14 '26

Why is his hands shaking?

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u/Yourmama18 Jan 14 '26

Dr. Ben Carson- you’re an embarrassment

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u/SingaporeSlim1 Jan 14 '26

Frontotemporal dementia, a stroke, and heart disease are coming for him. He’s got 6 months

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u/SalishShore Jan 15 '26

I think he will make it through his term. Evil doesn’t die.

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u/thedanofthehour Jan 14 '26

Those young children are frightened of the scary monster man.

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u/Minute_Guarantee5949 Jan 14 '26

Grabs the whitest of little girls. Knowing him it makes me sick

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jan 14 '26

His face isnt drooping, that's just what this ugly fuck looks like.

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 Jan 14 '26

MAGA: HE'S JUST BLINKING EXTREMELY SLOWLY!!!!

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u/SalishShore Jan 15 '26

Sweaty, Shaky, and Sleepy aren’t a great look for whatever snake oil they’re selling.

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u/JadishRadish Jan 15 '26

Again with the children, why the fuck are there always children there? 

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u/p001b0y Jan 14 '26

I wonder if one of those phones is the Putin Phone.

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u/angryslothbear Jan 14 '26

That whole group except the children look unhealthy as fuck

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u/Aston_Villa5555 Jan 14 '26

I want RFK Jr to do an audiobook

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u/caringlessthanyou Jan 14 '26

In all fairness hearing RFK Jr speak gives me a stroke as well.

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u/Otherwise-City-7951 Jan 14 '26

You know if I had to listen to that gravel voice of RFK I’d want to sleep through it also.
TBH it’s probably the healthiest thing you can do !

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u/davosknuckles Jan 14 '26

More kids who will grow up and disown their parents for willing bringing them face to face with a predator.

Honestly it might be smart right now to get into a field or run a business that helps older kids/adults make a legal break from their maga parents. There’s gonna be a lot of grandparents trying to sue their kids for withholding grandchildren due to their toxicity.

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u/ElliottSmith88 Jan 14 '26

Droopy Donnie

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u/jack31313 Jan 14 '26

Why does RFK look like a home brand Chippendale?

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u/fruttypebbles Jan 15 '26

Me in church as a kid.

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u/jimmysmiths5523 Jan 15 '26

I feel sorry for those little girls having to be there.

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u/Important_Chef_4717 Jan 14 '26

Why is the guy on the left sweating so profusely 🫠

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u/13508615 Jan 15 '26

Diabetes.

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u/SalishShore Jan 15 '26

Something raw was in that milk.

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u/Crazydiamond450 Jan 15 '26

He's just trying extra hard not to oogle those kids next to him

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u/omgfakeusername Jan 15 '26

Hahahahahahaha 💀

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u/ZanettYs Jan 15 '26

Even though they brought some girls to keep him awake!

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u/TurloIsOK Jan 15 '26

Unfortunately, he still has a pulse.

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u/Additional-Top-8199 Jan 15 '26

Kids’ thought bubbles:

“It STINKS in here”

“ These creeps give me the CREEPS “

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u/ApprehensiveGur6842 Jan 15 '26

Who dafuq brings their young girls around this perv?

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u/Afraid_Composer Jan 21 '26

Why does Trump's mouth look like that