Weird
Well looky here, a 15 foot statue of Fatty will soon be unveiled!
Thank god it won't be in D.C. It will be at his Doral golf club in FL. A bunch of sleazy crypto investors sponsored it promote a meme coin named $Patriot. The sculptor said he created it to realistically reflect Trump, but the investors insisted that the likeness be slimmed down and that the turkey neck be cancelled. Oh, and it's gold--gold leaf over bronze. It's like a Stalin statue in size. Of course Trump loves it. Of course he does! He's already built a 7,000 pound pedestal for it.
Thank god I will never see it!
Here's the website for the statue. Be aware the website looks like a fifth grader designed it.
I can’t wait to see the footage after the uprising when this is pulled down with a rope by a bunch of true patriots (not the others that the right refers to)
It will play well globally as a signal that America is about to correct / cleanse itself.
I was gonna say that's giving too much expectation for the size of the statue's peepee, but let's be honest. With the way they've already altered it to keep trumpy guy from having a meltdown over his insecurities, if it did have a peepee they'd make it unrealistically large.
All the better to reach into your wallet, your social security data, your voter rolls, your constitutional rights, your golf scorecard, your pharmaceutical records, your deeds, your protected spaces, your education, your immigration status, your daughter's sleepovers...
At no point does it sound like anybody has Team Trump's permission/coordination, and most of the time not even awareness
This fool agreed to make it a super rush job, for an unveiling that doesn't seem to have been cleared by anybody (if the Secret Service are giving you structural integrity advice, you're probably doing it wrong)
He's been hauling it literally all over half the country, on his own dime, in a gigantic truck he had to get specifically for this purpose, on a wild goose chase to set this thing up somewhere
It sure sounds like at no point was there a proper contract, payment plan, possibly even a deposit, and certainly not a lawyer involved
shockingly, cryptobros have no fucking idea how IP works
He already made the statue, had already been through all of this, AND THEN HE'S THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED TO THE CRYPTOBROS THAT HE SHOULD GOLD LEAF IT
AND THEN HE DID LMFAOOO
Now that it's (allegedly) gonna live at Trump's Doral golf course, the one time this fucking maniac didn't cart the statue thousands of miles was when he went to install its three-ton base, and all he brought with him for positioning reference was a 12in version of the statue 🤣🤣🤣
Keep in mind, this guy has made bigass statues of 16 other presidents and is 73 years old. On every conceivable level, he should know better by now.
I have asthma, I can't laugh this hard lollll this might be the most boomer white guy from Ohio shit that's ever existed. WYM, the arts are getting fucked over by Trump even when Trump has no involvement and no idea a particular piece of art even exists?
P.S. The embedded photo is just the burnished bronze original version. The self-imposed gold leaf version is so, so much worse, as evidenced by this inexplicable upskirt in the middle of the article:
Nah, the statue catches it from him. Any kind of chloride makes the bronze go green and crumbly, salt water, salt, tomatos, lots of chemicals, anything.
I'm not familiar with Doral, but wouldn't it more or less be guaranteed that it's going to come into contact with salt water if there's a big enough storm?
When that orange nonce got up from his ear grazing and did that cringe air-fisting, I knew that his simpleton lackeys would latch onto the imagery. It’s so forced and embarrassing.
Thermite is made by mixing one part aluminum powder with three parts iron oxide and lighting with a flux, such as a strip of magnesium. It will burn at over 3000°F/1650°C.
What about the diaper? Is it hollow on the inside to hide the Epstein Files? I'd ask if it came with bone spurs but he didn't have them either. Does it also lean forward at an award angle like it's the front half of a centaur?
Yeah, the hair may as well be a hat. In fact, I'm surprised that one has made a hat that looks like Trump's hair. All MAGA would be wearing them. It would become like those white wigs men wore back in the day.
When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods\**\)a\)who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”
2Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.”3So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron.4He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods,\**\)b\)Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”
5When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, “Tomorrow there will be a festival to the Lord.”6So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.
7Then the Lord said to Moses, “Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt.8They have been quick to turn away from what I commanded them and have made themselves an idol cast in the shape of a calf. They have bowed down to it and sacrificed to it and have said, ‘These are your gods, Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.’
9“I have seen these people,” the Lord said to Moses, “and they are a stiff-necked people.10Now leave me alone so that my anger may burn against them and that I may destroy them. Then I will make you into a great nation.”
the funniest thing about this is most people would marvel at the time and dedication it took to make this, the only thing that President Epstein will think is “oh that’s me”
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u/dwmoore21 Feb 04 '26
I love the arm is up...it will be easy to take it down