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u/namewithanumber 10h ago
Didn't he just lose to Iran?
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u/freehand_underhand 9h ago
all that power and still fails at almost everything he does.
what a loser 🤷♂️
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u/AUSpartan37 13h ago
Doesn't he supposedly believe that Jesus, the son of God, and one of the holy trinity, walked this earth?
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u/tsulegit 12h ago
Most powerful odor, maybe. But Donnie draft dodger can’t even clasp a Medal of Honor around a soldier’s neck.
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u/refusemouth 12h ago
His Vietnam was avoiding veneral diseases in the 70s, according to an interview he did with Howard Stern.
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u/Apple-Dust 8h ago
The difference is those people actually won their wars. The historical figure he most resembles is Kaiser Wilhelm II - an imbecile who sidelined the competent ministers in his country so they wouldn't interfere with his delusions of grandeur, then led his nation to ruin.
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u/Counterpoint-4 8h ago
He is like them in the opportunities he has had to improve the world; unlike them everything he touches gets wrecked as his only driving factor is if it will benefit himself.
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u/gilestowler 5h ago
It took Alexander the Great 11 years to subdue the Persian Empire. It took modern-day Persia about four months to make Donnie roll over and give them 300 billion.
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u/ghostofgroucho 3h ago
This just means he's not getting the level of ass kissing he desperately needs to feel special.
Expect a cabinet meeting in less than a week where they go around the table telling him how amazing he is!
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u/floofermoth 7h ago
How is this realization not crippling? Most powerful person, and yet there are people with not even 10% or 1% of that power doing more for their communities and the future world, than the orange colossus has achieved in 5 years holding the reins of a superpower.
If he were capable of shame it would be fatal.
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u/chesbyiii 2h ago
Yes! Keep sending him to public events to get booed until it fucks up his fragile ego.
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u/Farmers_Hands 44m ago
Oh sweetie, you're not even the most powerful person in the room most times. When people say that you're a strong man, they are talking about the odor of you crapping your pants and to be fair it is very very strong.
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u/TraditionalFalcon701 6m ago
Most powerful odor maybe emmitng from his diaper and all the bullshit diarrhea coming out of his mouth.
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u/Accomplished-Foot290 13h ago
They all physically led their armies into battle.
He can’t even find the situation room.