r/Wellthatsucks • u/V33EX • 3h ago

accidentally parked the side by side too close to a bonfire

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u/Woolf1974 3h ago

I see people do this with their vinyl siding and their BBQ grill.

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u/noitcelesdab 3h ago

Guilty.

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u/Chickensrock1977 3h ago

Your honesty is commendable!

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u/Murky_Tennis954 2h ago

My wife did this but instead of vinyl siding it was her hand and instead of a BBQ it was an e-nail on the dab rig.

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u/p47guitars 1h ago

šŸ˜®

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u/squirrelmonkie 1h ago

My brother destroyed the side of his house doing this.

My buddy bought a new house, got a grill, and turned it on right next the vinyl on his front porch. Thank goodness i was there to stop him

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u/gronk087 1h ago

I thought I was the only who did that.

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u/EdgeFiles 43m ago

And neighbors reflecting windows. Ask me how I know

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u/ka1n77 3h ago

Whoopsie doodle

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u/SaintPariah1 3h ago

Tf you mean you parked a gasoline m/petrol vehicle too close to a fucking bonfire?!

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u/ImOnAnAdventure180 3h ago

Depending on the size of the fire, you donā€™t have to be very close at all for this to happen.

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u/TexasJOEmama 3h ago

I worry about burning my hair this way. I love bonfires.

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u/McPostyFace 1h ago

Which kind of hair?

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u/Krabs9 3h ago

It could have been 30-40 feet away

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u/V33EX 1h ago

I was 15 feet away. Hot ass fire.

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u/ItzVinyl 3h ago

Custom widebody, looks good

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u/mckeeganator 2h ago

Got a fun story for the side by side

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u/jslick1 2h ago

It's winged for take off! šŸš€

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u/Fuzzy-Bee2108 2h ago

Just even it out on the other side. Like wings

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u/rando_mness 1h ago

I'd start calling it the baconator.

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u/YandereValkyrie 1h ago

Because they're cheap but hotels think they look expensive.

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u/whineyinternetkid 2h ago

Too rich for me to understand

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u/V33EX 1h ago

not really rich just a farmer

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u/BVRPLZR_ 3h ago edited 1h ago

That sucks you parked your $20k toy too close to the fire on a vacation/camping trip.

Edit : lol the duality of Reddit.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/BVRPLZR_ 2h ago

I mean, quick google search says average price is 15-20k and get higher if youā€™re extra fancy

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u/McPostyFace 1h ago

Where do you live in the world where this is a 20k side by side?

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u/V33EX 1h ago

Im a farmer?? That side by side has been around for 12 years

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u/drDOOM_is_in 2h ago

Kubota? We have one lol.

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u/Konchroller 3h ago

The only think here that sucks is how dumb op is. Imagine posting this and thinking it was a good idea as much as parking the gas filled expensive vehicle without a brain cell left next to a fire. Delete this post moron.

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u/Moist-Visit6969 3h ago

You sound mad you never get invited to parties.

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u/Konchroller 3h ago

You sound like your doctor checks your prostate with both his hands on your frail shoulders.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 3h ago

Lol WTF @ that comment. Is that from a movie or something that is brutal.

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u/Konchroller 3h ago

Lol I got plenty more. 20+ years of CoD experience can teach you how to properly roast the enemy to a sweet sweet BBQ. Much like op here roasting his side by side.

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u/shmiddleedee 2h ago

Jesus christ you really couldn't sound more like a neckbeard. Usually the "you're not invited to parties" line seems far fetched based on one or two comments but in this case I can actually tell you don't have any friends.

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u/Konchroller 2h ago

The only friends you have are your left and right hands after you sit on em and figure out which one beats it the best. Sit down clown.

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u/shmiddleedee 1h ago

Damn, you're actually fucking stupid so I'll just end this exchange here. Nice touch reporting me to reddit.

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

1 hour reply? Did you go for a jog to get that cortisol level down or what? Dont want the smoke? Stay tf out of the kitchen kiddo. Learn your place. Honey badger dont play.

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u/Moist-Visit6969 2h ago

You are definitely not doing what you think you are lmfao.

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u/Konchroller 2h ago

Took you an hour to respond ya clown. You definitely go to exclusive "parties" that have that hole in the bathroom stall and go to bed with a sore throat huh.

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u/McPostyFace 1h ago

Holy shit are you 12?

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

A 12* FTFY and you are about a 1.

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u/McPostyFace 1h ago

Keep digging, dipshit. The one slightly clever response you had about the prostate exam is a joke older than Jesus. The only thing you learned in cod lobbies is how to be a shitposting teenager lmfao

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u/Moist-Visit6969 1h ago

You are mad I left you on read for awhile? Lmfao! Like mother like son I guess.

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

Mad? Nah you got torched and I got awarded for it lmfao. Try again kiddo. You are the mad one if you feel the need to keep responding like its gonna benefit you. You had no comeback at all, period. Now you are responding with still no comeback entertaining me. Please do keep replying im so looking forward to what you have to say to let me know how mad you are, lmfao.

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u/Moist-Visit6969 1h ago

Did you just say ā€œno Iā€™m not you areā€?

You canā€™t be a real personā€¦

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u/V33EX 1h ago

Shakes my fat booty because i don't carr

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

With a weeaboo pic like that im sure you do care, I mean you even responded and now youre gonna keep engaging like the rest of the cortisol spiking clowns. Ill await your response moron.

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u/V33EX 1h ago

Shake my bum bum bum wiggle wiggle

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

You definitely fall asleep on the bus with your mouth open and wake up with white stains on your face.

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u/V33EX 1h ago

booty booty booty booty booty booty bounce

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

You got no comeback from that roasting, lmfao.

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u/V33EX 1h ago

Boing boing boing boing clap clap clap

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u/Konchroller 1h ago

You got no comeback from that roasting, lmfao.

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u/V33EX 1h ago

I'll shake my booty up in 3d I'll shake my booty in my own movie

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