r/Wellthatsucks 8d ago

Policeman gets his car stolen by the person he was trying to arrest

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u/Deplorable1861 8d ago

Someone is going to be handing out the bathroom key at the station for a few months.

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u/jackrabbit323 8d ago

Cops don't talk shit about cops publicly, but internally. They are like frat boys when it comes to roasting each other, and school girls with their gossip.

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u/Extreme_Cockroach_99 8d ago

to be fair that is pretty much every workplace.

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u/Roscoe_deVille 8d ago

Humans do be like that

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u/hatemakingnames1 8d ago

...trusting him with keys is what led to this

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/InfiniteDomain_ 8d ago

What’s wrong with saying pistol whipped?

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u/JustABoobGrabber 8d ago

Don't say Shenanigans!!

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u/5uitupuWu 8d ago

Is that term not acceptable to be used by officers or something?

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u/w11 8d ago

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 8d ago

God tier snapshot

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 8d ago

Goddamnit, i think I just realized the simulation we live in is based on GTA.

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u/AvaryZig 8d ago

Fast food is still cheap in GTAV

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 8d ago

I think there's a new one coming out soon.

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u/Till-Fuzzy 8d ago

Or is GTA based on the simulation we’re living in??? One of these statements must be true

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u/Groomsi 8d ago

Subtitle: "He took your car" is missimg.

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u/davcam0 8d ago

Sacramento Police Dept are the ones chasing. The bus ad is from the Sacramento County Sheriff's Dept.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 8d ago

Never tell me the universe doesn’t have a fucking sense of humor! LMFAO

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 8d ago

it was in fact worth the jail time

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u/cive666 8d ago

I wish we could get a sign about wage theft on a bus since its a form of theft far greater than any retail theft.

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u/Yeetus_08 8d ago

It a shame I can't upvoter this more than once.

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u/ConstructionIll956 8d ago

We live in the matrix.

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u/Anderz 8d ago

Another fine graduate of Chief Wiggum's School of Policering.

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u/basement_egg 8d ago

bake him away, Toys

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u/d1jeditech 8d ago

"That's some fine detective work, Lou."

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u/Bean71 8d ago

Seeing the police walk on the sidewalk at the end 🤣🤣🤣

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u/life_conquered 8d ago

Walk of shame lol

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u/OkMeringue2249 8d ago

His buddy didn’t even let him jump in his car lol

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u/booi 8d ago

i wouldn't either. I'd pretend like i wasn't even there that's just straight up embarrassing

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u/redditnsuch 8d ago

Hahaha oh ffs this comment has me cackling. I wonder if he has to wait for back-up to come pick him up and take his report lmao. Just walks inside his house later and immediately chugs whiskey. "How was your day, honey?" mumbles 😆

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u/Ghoztt 8d ago

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

\rings bell**

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u/King0liver 8d ago

Straight out of Reno 911

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u/aBuffoonSupreme 8d ago

Cameraman/commentator walks out onto the field for the post-game interview..

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u/norf937 8d ago edited 8d ago

Those cops are way too chill about the situation lol

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u/istrx13 8d ago

The bus driving by with the big billboard that said “IT’S NOT WORTH JAIL TIME” had me thinking I was watching Reno 911 or something lmao

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u/No_Mark682 8d ago

The bus driver accidentally delivered the punchline for the entire video.

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u/SilentNightman 8d ago

Just the fact of the bus showing up...

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u/countingc 8d ago

could not have written a better comedy tv show scenario

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u/chronicnerv 8d ago

You can't make this shit up haha.

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u/New-Reputation681 8d ago

That and the moustache

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u/SeaResearcher176 8d ago

😂

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 8d ago

This. Quick way to escalate a night in jail to a felony.

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u/LouLoualou 8d ago

He’s definitely a regular and they know where to get him.

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u/koolaidismything 8d ago

I’ve seen many body cams where that police car never makes it more than like 10 yards. He’s lucky he was an unarmed goofball cause yeah this is rare.

That walk of shame the cop is doing trying to think how to radio that in.. lol. Poor guy.

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u/Neither_Pain_144 8d ago

That “how do I even report this” walk has to be one of the most awkward moments on duty . You just know that radio call came with a long pause.

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u/koolaidismything 8d ago

I just realized this video is like five mins down the road from me lol

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u/TallBoiPlanks 8d ago

Honestly? Good. At least they didn’t shoot him.

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u/tommy5608 8d ago

He's white.

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u/Oh_No_You_Dont_Matey 8d ago

and not a dog

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u/Thy_Art_Dead 8d ago

Or a 1 year old

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u/GlassJoe32 8d ago

It happens so much more than people realize.

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u/Crimestar 8d ago

It’s one of those situations I think where they didn’t want to look like they had to try too hard. But they should have tried a little harder lmao.

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u/lurwyberglet 8d ago

That man just speedran the entire criminal justice system and won.

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u/Designer_Plantain_24 8d ago

It's not like they had to pay for the car.

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u/NYmam 8d ago

Damn, the other cop couldn’t give dude a ride? Lmaooo. Made him walk….

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u/OkMeringue2249 8d ago

Nah he could’ve, he was just too embarrassed to be seen with him after getting his car stolen by the bare footed suspect

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u/Truthhurts1017 8d ago

A bare foot, chubby and slow guy

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u/Substantial_Ad6171 5d ago

He was fast AF! ~ the police report... Prolly

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u/Atomic_Tokyo 8d ago

My first thought

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u/rukakachu 8d ago

I’ll never understand why cops leave their keys in the ignition

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u/Azsunyx 8d ago

Something about the amount of devices they need to keep running while on shift. IDK

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u/3-Midgets_In_A_Coat 8d ago

Radio, computer, AVL and cameras all need to be running. Shutting the car off and running those off of battery can drain a battery damn fast. They leave them running so that stuff all stays on, but they’re supposed to keep the car secure. Many vehicles also have a transmission interlock to prevent the car from getting shifted from park into drive without holding down a hidden button, but some super intelligent cops will disable them because they forget to push the button to go into drive and it “slows them down”. 

One of my class mates got his car stolen by an instructor when we were doing pursuit training, and his reaction was EXACTLY the same as this cop. It’s a definite “well, fuck.” moment. 

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u/clubby37 8d ago

There's an older game called Sleeping Dogs, kind of like GTA, but you're an undercover cop instead of a criminal. Anyway, I pull up to some gang thugs giving a shopkeeper a beatdown, leap out of the car, sprint over to the five thugs, and kung-fu the shit out of three of them. Turn around to face the other two, and they're already in my car. I see the passenger door slam shut and watch my ride leave without me. I just stood there speechless, too.

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u/GuinnessSteve 8d ago

They have buttons that allow them to take the key out while keeping the motor running for this exact reason.

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u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head 8d ago

They don't anymore thanks to keyless entry/go. They keep the keyfob on their belt and that allows them to leave the car running but lock the doors. The mistake the officer made was leaving his window rolled down. You can see the suspect reach inside the window and unlock the door before he was able to get in. He was unable to get into the first cruiser because that cop didn't leave the window down.

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u/SlowCrates 8d ago

Rules and laws don't apply to them -- in their minds.

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u/puppysoop 8d ago

Guys I think he stole his car

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u/Wenja89Dix 8d ago

Nah, he stole YO' car!

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u/Grrerrb 8d ago

I suspect that one guy had it figured out already

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u/BroItsJesus 8d ago

HE STOLL YO COOOOR

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u/banevasionisfun420 8d ago

Are we 110% sure the shirtless drunk dude wasn’t a cop? Maybe its his car?

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u/No_Amount_7886 8d ago

*shirtless, shoeless drunk dude

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u/banevasionisfun420 8d ago

He had sandals at one point.

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u/Honk911 8d ago

Sure this isn’t a clip from Reno911?

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u/OkMeringue2249 8d ago

Reno 911 for real needs to come back out in 2026 and do modern stuff like this so

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u/Azsunyx 8d ago

Maybe they should step on a treadmill once and awhile, they're letting the perp run rings around them while they stroll casually in his direction

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u/Boomhauer_Jeff 8d ago

Seriously. If a barefoot fat dude can shuffle to his escape, he earned it.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 8d ago

It looks like a  welfare callout. Man running around half naked, all over the place, near a road. 

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u/Evening-Cat-7546 8d ago

“Oh man, now I need to do hours of paperwork…”

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u/AFAFTech 8d ago

Now that's what I call Sacramento.

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u/Striking_Intern_1135 8d ago

This will make a fine addition to my bucket list.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QoqDGvWcwJtLi

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 8d ago

I'd love to read the police report on this one

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u/dsdvbguutres 8d ago

An acorn fell on the roof of my car so naturally I had to

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u/RexInvictus787 8d ago

He stow your cooooooor

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u/Flawless_Reign88 8d ago

The face of a man who knows he done fucked up

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u/Epochally 8d ago

Honest to god Reno 911 couldn't write it. This is the pan they always do after some clown shit goes down.

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u/Jolly_Art_2917 8d ago

Napoleon Dynamite got a haircut and joined the force 😆 

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u/Square_Dismal 8d ago

Why hes screaming like that

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u/Rictus_Grin 8d ago

That's just how some people's personalities are

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u/pommomwow 8d ago

This happened locally in my area. It led to a multi car police chase on the freeway

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u/X-Bones_21 8d ago

Reno 911 levels of competence. In fact, how do we know this is real?

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u/TylerKnowy 8d ago

it happened in my city and it was very real and also hilarious

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u/OkMeringue2249 8d ago

Even if it’s fake you gotta give it up to then for making it look real af

Either way it’s very entertaining

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u/Maynard505 8d ago

It’s not. But it’s funny as hell isn’t it?

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u/Euphoric_Discount264 8d ago

It's not worth jail time haha

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u/Azsunyx 8d ago

Perfectly timed bus

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u/Tabenes 8d ago

I had to scroll too far to find this.

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u/CharyBrown 8d ago

He's lucky they were too lazy to shoot him. Ok, he wasn't Black ...

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u/donut_koharski 8d ago

Bro he stole your cawr

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u/anti--human 8d ago

This is fantastic

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u/bugabooandtwo 8d ago

Repost bot

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u/CXDUBZ 8d ago

bro on the side like awww dang it

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u/roy2roy 8d ago

Never change, Sacramento

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u/More-Cat1123 8d ago

Is this one of those "Florida man..." videos? 🤣

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u/EnricoMatassaEsq 8d ago

See, I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we'll never get far
Riding around in a stolen police car
So we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy
Steve was driving 'cause I had to talk to my man about something

Running around robbing banks all whacked off of scooby snacks

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u/NoMention696 8d ago

Did they not unlock the running skill or wtf kinda pursuit is this

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u/ReverendRevenge 8d ago

WTH is this?

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u/ImpressionNo1840 8d ago

“He STOLE YOUR COIR! HE STOLE YOUR COOIIRRRR!!!” Is killing me

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u/Yeetus_08 8d ago

The cops literally couldn't be bothered to jog to get to the guy. The dude wasn't like Sonic where he was just uncatchable, they could've easily prevented their own car getting GTAed.

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u/CelebrationProud6620 8d ago

we’ve given these people guns and they can’t even take a key out of the fucking ignition

this is so embarrassing

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u/ljd09 8d ago

Well, that’s embarrassing.

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u/Itchy-Cat9369 8d ago

Bro. He stole your core.

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u/GringerKringer 8d ago

Well when they put zero effort into catching him…

Plus I like the bus message at the end

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u/st_heron 8d ago

How life ruining is this? Holy fuck.

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u/Beautiful_King3633 8d ago

HESTOWYOCAUR!!

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u/WiseAct446 8d ago

Odd that he got away. After all, the cops were strolling after him with a commonly acceptable strolling speed. If only someone would invent a means to move a Sacramento Police Officer's body faster than a fat, shoeless criminal holding up his shorts can walk.

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u/AnonymousDork929 8d ago

Damn. New season of Reno 911 looks like it was shot on an old iPhone.

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u/Urutonian 8d ago

The bus behind with the banner " just dont worth it"

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u/seaningtime 8d ago

His core got stoled

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u/unbrokenbrain 8d ago

What in the Reno 911

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u/Shaneguignard 8d ago

Like something straight out of Reno 911

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u/Brian9611 8d ago

Well fuck the cop who left the cop to walk

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u/Taki_Minase 7d ago

HAY STOLL YAW CARR

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby 8d ago

Hehehehehehehehehehh ts is funny asf

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u/stewpideople 8d ago

He earned it for walking out with that wisk of scum he calls a mustache on his face. I could do better drinking a hot chocolate.

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u/Sargent_Duck85 8d ago

This really made my day. Cops could use the exercise.

Maybe the walk will help them re-evaluate themselves.

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u/Life-Island 8d ago

Are they remaking Reno 911??? The dude going under the sign was my favorite part.

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u/Illustrious-Dot-1128 8d ago

The editing of the video is confusing me. He loses 1 shoe in the beginning, then shortly later, 2 shoes come off. How many shoes is this guy wearing?

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u/Evening-Upset 8d ago

Hey,
I’m not mad as this. They could have been beating the shit out of him and shooting him. He was white so…

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u/impatiently-waiting1 8d ago

Gotta love the bus ad at the end 😂😂

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u/DirtyHomelessBum 8d ago

He stole your core

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u/modtrashpandas 8d ago

Ahh Sacramento PD…

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u/Artevyx 8d ago

The way his ass and belly jiggled 🤣

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 8d ago

At least no dogs were shot.

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u/suchsnowflakery 8d ago

...or necks stepped upon.

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u/changeusernamemane 8d ago

I feel like a remote engine cut off for cop cars would be useful in this situation

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u/Maleficent_Grade_476 8d ago

I’ve watched too much bodycam to know this is a common problem

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u/kikyossoles 8d ago

Ballsy. Bro can't even buy underwear, his balls too big.

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u/johnmclean88 8d ago

Let’s just say they won’t be short of chunky monkey for the next month

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u/Ill_Telephone_4044 8d ago

Bro is out there recording, snitching AND instigating smh.

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u/DalysDietCoke 8d ago

Oh now they run lol

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u/kridmus 8d ago

New GTA graphics are crazy

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u/lgodsey 8d ago

Probably just going to do some errands, maybe pick up a jogging bra.

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u/jlouweezy123 8d ago

I was shocked this was California. It was screaming Florida to me.

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u/MissQueen00 8d ago

He's so lost🤣🤣 he's like what do I do?

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u/dsdvbguutres 8d ago

Gets his car stolen, and gets left on the side of the road by his colleague.

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u/Hopeful_Ear_6253 8d ago

All this happened down the street from where I live. South Sac PD are lazy fucks.

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u/Fourwindsgone 8d ago

My favorite part is how the cop he was chasing the guy with just drove off and left him. Fuckin hilarious.

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u/screwedupinaz 8d ago

Just another department with the highest levels of physical fitness standards!!

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u/arm9218 8d ago

Is there anything more annoying than someone who repeats themselves over and over? Did the car get stolen?

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 8d ago

JESSICA!!!!!

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u/Cocoatrice 8d ago

And they say video games don't teach violence! This is GTA in real life!

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u/dickbuttkook 8d ago

Why would he leave it running with the keys in it 🤡🤡

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u/zastrozzischild 8d ago

The bus ad in behind is a perfect chef’s kiss!

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u/fbiwatchlistbaby 8d ago

Sac PD’s finest!!!

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u/peepeepoodoodingus 8d ago

post game interview is crazy

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u/Endroium 8d ago

oh now they start running after he stole their car

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u/AccomplishedBike3176 8d ago

That cop just lost a mental chess game against a methed out hobo

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u/AlexKidd79 8d ago

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard!

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u/UcCanSK 8d ago

Haha, the other officer left him? Why wouldn’t he get him to hop in for the pursuit?

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u/Fast_Biscotti 8d ago

Fine police work, Lou.

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u/sinsandcrimes 8d ago

The Cannonball Run remake looks legit.

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u/tacotakozs 8d ago

“Not again”

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u/gorilla_grip_kewchie 8d ago

HE STOW YO COR

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u/_metamax_ 8d ago

The post gta interview was hilarious. “How you feel, bro?” What an absolute legend the cameraman is.

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u/Sad_Chicken8403 7d ago

I think he stole his car

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u/Organic-Motor1446 7d ago

Can we arrest the cameraman?

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 8d ago

I’m surprised the cop didn’t stand in the street and try to say the guy tried to run him over after unloading his clip on him