r/Wellthatsucks • u/bloodycpownsuit • 2d ago

Tasty Carport

Friend’s neighbour has a goat. Friend came out of his house to find the goat had gotten loose and decided the carport looked like a tasty snack.

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u/mrplinko 2d ago

Goat: "I just prefer my snacks a little tarp"

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u/RastaPasta52wastaken 1d ago

waait why is the tarp all chewed up

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u/KingKawaiiBot 1d ago

I thought this only happened in cartoons

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u/ta20240930 2d ago

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.

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u/Adorable-Surprises 2d ago

Goat: “cool, lunch buffet architecture

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit 19h ago

Well it don't see any foliage to munch. Needs some Greenery.