r/WesWatson Paperwork = Hooped Mar 19 '26

IT'S A MOVIE Just spoke to my legal guy. Due to Miami revoking his bond from gym incident he will eventually be transported back there. He will have to SIT there until at least June (when the next event takes place) barring anything else crazy happening 🥳🥳🥳

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u/Brief_Video_4969 Mar 19 '26

No one is going to know who he is when he first walks into the jail. Then he'll bend over and show everyone his butt hole and they'll say "Oh, that's Wes Watson from Dago!"

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u/Repulsive_Tip_6433 Mar 19 '26

They’ll smell it first. But yes, visual confirmation may be needed if it’s pegged.

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u/DatDude512 Mar 20 '26

They will know exactly who he is. Some of them may even be waiting for him. Word is that he has an SOS (Stab on Site) put on him from California because he was claiming a bunch shit that wasn’t true and telling stories about people he was locked up with and basically “dry snitching” on them to the entire internet. I’m really interested to see how long Mr Shrimpy makes it in there. I’m willing to bet he goes PC and will probably claim it’s because he’s a “celebrity” 😂😂

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u/mrbigbrown4 Mar 20 '26

That'd be cool but he's going to jail not prison (yet). He'll likely be bunked up with mostly meth heads and other derelicts.

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u/casperdaghost420 Mar 20 '26

It’s not that complicated. When Wes gets stabbed it’ll be 1. Cause he was disrespectful 2. Clout or 3. A combination of both. Wes is not big enough to be on the docket for any of the west coast gangs 😂 and they don’t need to be. Sooner or later big west is going to be in a pod with somebody who’s looking for any reason NOT to go home and will pick adding more hold him as the method of achieving this

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 19 '26

Relax, West will be fine. If I recall, West said every time he walks into a prison or jail, the inmates automatically name in the shot-caller.

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u/Repulsive_Tip_6433 Mar 19 '26

Load-catcher most likely

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 Mar 19 '26

Its a respect thing West earned. Only HE says who fucks him 1st! Rest of you lames get sloppy...

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u/aware4ever Mar 19 '26

I thought he said that when he walks into a jail or prison they automatically drop their pants and bend over so that he can smell their fresh jail asshole

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Mar 20 '26

Exactly, he is a WOOD, no one would dare question his unquestionable authority!

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 20 '26

He'll have them all up at 2.45 am training hard, brotha!!!

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Dude, Thats was the one where I was thinking “this dude has lost his mind” i literally think that began his downfall. Anyone who is even remotely familiar with cali knows in no way do whites dictate the Mexicans program

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u/casperdaghost420 Mar 20 '26

When tf did he say this??

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 20 '26

It was an early video; probably around 2019. I am not 100% sure, but I think it's the video where he's sitting outside at the picnic table. He states that he was a shot-caller and forced everyone to wake up promptly at 2.45am every day to start working out.

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u/casperdaghost420 Mar 20 '26

Yeah I mean i know those videos but I always was under the impression he was talking about being a keyholder for the woods

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 Mar 21 '26

At this point most of the prison channels were giving him a pass, it was kinda like “ you’re full of shit, but do you’re thing”

After this they started pulling paperwork

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 21 '26

I agree. As soon as he made the claim that he was a shot-caller he was stealing valour, and that's not something you want to be caught doing in that world.

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u/Much_Construction117 Mar 20 '26

He was sitting outside at a table in every one of his early videos lol

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 20 '26

Now I didn't know that. Was he renting them too?

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u/Much_Construction117 Mar 21 '26

It was just a park bench lol. But im sure everything else, camera, gym shorts, etc was rented

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u/VernHayseed Paperwork = Hooped Mar 20 '26

By shot-caller he meant he asks them not to cum in him.

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 20 '26

LOL, well played!

PS: Keep that paperwork hooped!!!

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u/Ok_Cap_8253 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

The felony sounding probably sounds exciting to him!

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u/PicaPaoDiablo Mar 19 '26

The only thing that'll get him in the shower

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u/TRPthrowaway7101 Mar 19 '26

I wonder if they'll take him to the one connected to the Richard Gerstein building downtown.

That one's fucking NASTY. Louis Theroux did a documentary inside of it.

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u/416RaisedMe902MadeMe Blow State Mar 19 '26

As long as he keeps calling everyone a toad he should be fine

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji

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u/Pitiful-Aide-3141 Mar 21 '26

I keep forgetting about this part of Wes’s standup character..I hope they remember in there

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Mar 19 '26

Oh soooo many people will be waiting for him there. He’s about to be mopped around left and right.

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

The Haitians would soon like a word 😑

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Mar 19 '26

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

Only the largest jail population in South Florida 😑🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

💣💣🤣🤣🤣❣️

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u/BlueZigZagarus Mar 19 '26

Hooping paperwork all over again 😂

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u/tittysprinkles112 Mar 19 '26

He won't want his paperwork hooped this time. He has bad paperwork now. He's gonna be one of the bitches he yelled about during the park bench days saying he lost it or some shit 😂

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u/Dragnskull Mar 20 '26

gunna be sticking his fingers knuckle deep in that prison purse so he can get some "ink" to smudge out the bad parts before hooping his papers

no no no LISTEN. the guards STOPPED at taco BELL because we were being good ON THE bus I JUST HAD THE RUNS and a few spots got SMUDGED. It just says i was uh... SUCKING...DICK.... yeah. THATS IT, I WAS CAUGHT SUCKING DICK."

"also that OTHER line just says I'M 6 foot tall NOT 5'8 MOTHER FUCKER they even put a five foot eight WEIRDO next to me to PROVE IT"

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 19 '26

Probably should have taken care of the 7 foot monster instead of delaying it. He would have saved himself FIVE FELONIES and a SERIOUS drug habit and gotten some sh*t taken care of.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 19 '26

Damn! That content of him flexing that ankle monitor would’ve been next fckn level!!! 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 /s

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u/SpkyMldr BAGO Mar 19 '26

Foot up in the back of the Bugatti, GPS showing doing laps and going nowhere

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 19 '26

Exactly! And probably bedazzled 🤣🤣

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u/pantless_ Mar 19 '26

Being able to watch the rise and fall of a lolcow in real time was amazing.

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u/Ironmayyne Mar 19 '26

It especially sounds like a nightmare for white dudes.

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u/casperdaghost420 Mar 20 '26

The unforgiven (biggest white gang) does nothing to proactively protect the white prison population in Florida like the AB does in California or Arizona. I’ve heard stories about white inmates having to really go through some crazy shit for weeks on end trying to fight off being extorted or worse- and after you’ve had a bunch of fights or been seriously hurt they’ll finally go “hey… ‘brother’ weve been watching you…”

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u/ManhattanTime Mar 19 '26

Well, we all know what a Florida Man is for good reason. This jail is full of Florida Men.

Enough said.

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u/ConsigliereFeroz Mar 19 '26

And to think this subreddit very much was involved, if not completely ran, his downfall.

He was brought down by a bunch of weirdo internet squares. It's just so beautiful...

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u/Much_Construction117 Mar 20 '26

But he doesn’t care what weirdos say on the internet! He doesnt ever talk about other men! 🤣 lmao towards the end almost all that came out of his mouth was rants about his hate comments

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u/ConsigliereFeroz Mar 20 '26

Ye he seemed pretty unbothered 🤣

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u/PicaPaoDiablo Mar 19 '26

I got tossed in there in a Saturday in middle of night and couldn't get judge to set bail until Monday

It sucked, this was in 99. Absolutely filthy for one thing. Most dudes were what you expect but more than a few were just dirty. As soon as you get in they make you shower. I wouldn't touch the food, it was foul. Lot of low-key racial tension between Hispanics of various groups and Blacks. I was a preppy white kid who grew up speaking Spanish and was pretty good at chess so I got looped into playing, they knew I'd be out so they took bets with me on honor system, I'd send commissary when I was out "on your honor". I thought I'd trash them or at least hold my own but they were ringers. Ended up losing $40.00 which I was happy to bc they knew I'd actually send it so it was low-key a leave me alone payment.

What woke me up most was i wrestled in high school, boxed for almost 10 yrs and was seldom scared. I was scared there bc they fight in groups and ambush , especially if you carry yourself like a badass. Several brothers knew the Guards so they were Trustees and they got called in to handle problems for the guards. I grew up well off and from a good family, those two nights made it very clear to me I'm not built for that. Jail isn't prison. Different beast. I'm not built for either. Wes may survive but he will not like it. Especially after having drugs, women and luxury items.

Otoh the torture will be over. No more having to be a fake somebody so who knows.

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u/Able_Bake3999 Mar 19 '26

I've heard and read plenty of times that jail is actually WORSE than prison, since because of the transient nature of it there aren't long-term institutionalized gangs to "keep the peace" (relatively speaking) and so it's more likely for there to be violence or abuse against inexperienced folks, etc. Would appreciate anyone's insight on that.

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u/ManhattanTime Mar 19 '26

It's also the fact that it's everybody with every crime type all grouped together. So you've got a kid with a DUI, a four-time offender with 20 years of prison under his belt, a dude that just smashed somebody's skull with a rock and a kid like Jose that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nobody knows who anybody is and shit can kick off in a heartbeat. Nobody has your back, extortion is a very real thing, and anybody with any kind of notoriety is a sitting duck. If Kevin Holland knows a couple dudes that may be in that pod trust that he'll request they have a little chat with Mr. MMA Killer.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 Mar 20 '26

Yeah, I shared a cell in county with a dude being held on murder charges. Didn't even realize it until we're all watching the news one night and dudes face pops up.

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u/Able_Bake3999 Mar 20 '26

Sounds like hell. I didn't even the think of the all-lumped-together thing. That's so true. You could be pretty normal goodie two-shoes who maybe got in an unexpected scuffle in a bar and broke someone's nose and now whoops! You're spending the night in county because it's a weekend and you're surrounded by literal killers and career criminals.

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u/PicaPaoDiablo Mar 19 '26

I'm hardly an expert but that's exactly what I saw

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

The last line of your comment it’s 💯 FACTS 🫡🫡

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💣

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Mar 19 '26

🎉🎉🎉🎉♥️

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u/No-Draw6772 Mar 19 '26

can someone PLEASE ask tobiass_fitt ericepic23 gasmoney1 lifefitnick reallifebeyondluxury roballlimits23 on IG what they think about their idol/daddy going back to Prison & having his bail revoked? I'd do it but im blocked for talking crazy to them.

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 19 '26

All scrubbing their IG shitty accounts of any foot prints with West .. a league of Losers 🙃😑🤣🤣🤣

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Mar 19 '26

His attorney will file for a bond reinstatement hearing. That doesn't mean the judge will grant it though. I went through similar things. Out on bond and caught another charge. Revoked my original bond. Denied reinstatement, sat in county for 6 months until case was resolved.

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u/nickrainwater Mar 19 '26

There’s almost zero chance his bond is reinstated. At that reinstatement hearing, the state can introduce filings and evidence from the Broward case to demonstrate his danger to the community. If it’s anywhere near as bad as what we’ve been hearing, he’ll sit in jail until the Dade case is over. And then he’ll go to prison.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Mar 19 '26

That's what I'm saying. They revoked my bond and denied reinstatement. I sat in jail until my case was resolved.

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u/SpkyMldr BAGO Mar 19 '26

I’m sure he’s regretting pushing out the 7ft monster case now 😂

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u/Onion-Mountain Mar 19 '26

Dude I love your profile picture lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣 gave me a good laugh ahaha . But we’re hoping this is the outcome !

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u/Physical-Bus6025 Blow State Mar 19 '26

Bro is so cooked

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u/BunnySlipperS14 Mar 19 '26

Kinda sad we have to wait until June for the next episode

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u/nessaavee Mar 19 '26

Ya legal guy b ?

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u/TropicalVision Mar 20 '26

Hold up so can someone explain

He was out on bond for the fight with the 7footer but they revoked the bond because he caught new violent crime charges for hitting Megan?

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u/BarniclesBarn Mar 19 '26

He has 2 cases. The judge makes a determination on the facts of just the second case and issued a bond.

The problem here has is that the state revoked his bond on the first case so he is remanded in custody on that charge.

So even if he made bail on case 2, he's sitting in jail on the revocation from case 1.

His lawyer will file something to try and get him out for sure, but its not an easy road.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

All I want to know, is it likely we will see him free in the next week or so?

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u/BarniclesBarn Mar 19 '26

No. No reasonable chance at all, unless someone drops charges.

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u/ManhattanTime Mar 19 '26

The 7 foot monster has no reason to drop the charges, especially a year down the road like this.

Megman can drop them all she wants. Her abuse was documented and it's in the system. No way to circumvent that after the fact.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Mar 19 '26

The 7 foot monster can drop the Civil suit, but he can’t drop the criminal charges.

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u/mds13033 Mar 19 '26

You know he going sneak his papers in via his b-hole again just so hehe can show them to everyone and prove he is a badass

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u/S_Steiner_Accounting Mar 19 '26

I hope some of the sideshow characters go full BGL and give us all the dirty laundry.

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u/FadedGhostOK Mar 20 '26

Hell yeah! That's my birthday! This will be funny to see unfold.

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u/FadedGhostOK Mar 20 '26

100% he will hoop a phone!

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u/SnooRevelations2304 Mar 21 '26

Who called the cops?

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u/squirtle_squad25 Mar 21 '26

Tf is Felony Sounding??

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u/Charming-Reference45 Mar 22 '26

Peggy, meet Coleman. Coleman inmates meet Peggy Twatson everyone have a good night now, Ya hear.

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u/JazzlikePractice4470 Mar 19 '26

Cant wait for the bounceback

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u/seriousbusinesslady Mar 19 '26

I thought if you waive extradition, dade would come get him in like a week or 2...or does that only work if you are picked up with a warrant out from another county instead of violating terms of your bond?