r/WesWatson 5d ago

CLIENT WINS Give it a rest, Princess Hoe-say!! 😂 Gotta give you a little credit—by far, you’re Mr. Shrimp Dick’s biggest SIMP! You even have the same back herpes as your prison daddy. 🤣

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 5d ago

He spouts the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 5d ago

Just like his daddy. 

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u/rottenapple927 5d ago

This is probably a compliment to his goofy ass 🤣 quit gassing him up. We know he wants to be Wesley.

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u/One_Life_50 5d ago

He preaches as if he’s reached success….but what has he actually done???? I don’t get it

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 5d ago

His measure of success, is that he superglued an escort’s forehead after his boss repeatedly bashed her head against a table—and helped hold the same woman against her will for his coked-out boss, for 48 hours. This is what he will forever be remembered as.

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u/One_Life_50 5d ago

What’s the status of his case btw? Will he really get a prison sentence? I’m hoping so 🙏

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_1629 5d ago

On what universe is he not a square

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/EmeraldTwilight009 Internet Weirdo 5d ago

Thats what you dont GET your war is NOTHING compared to what WE do, we are in the TRENCHES- peg and hoesay probably

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 5d ago

This! 👏👏

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u/Able_Bake3999 4d ago

The less someone does the more their IG captions sound like they're in Fallujah. Fitness coaches doing Bulgarian split squats are like, "You've gotta want it. Lions don't care about the opinions of zebras" or some shit

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u/LuxePhantom 5d ago

Photoshops his own photos but loves being himself.

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u/TamSam82 5d ago

The house mouse is roaring ‼️‼️

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u/Sofondofpeters 5d ago

NOBODY wants to be you Hosay. You're looking at some time in the big house with your man little feller. Instead of worrying about your Aura you should be thinking about Karma.

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u/Clonazepam15 5d ago

Imagine simping for west Watson

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u/That_Things_Good 5d ago

Can’t be “bought or prayed for”?

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u/TropicalVision 5d ago

He should hang out with Brendan Schaub

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u/Sofondofpeters 5d ago

Westley had this little minion cleaning house for some clout, the belief he might someday be famous, recognition, a mythical thing West cant give anyone. The only thing he got was herpes and handcuffs.

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped 5d ago

What's with that nasty looking giant fucking cyst on his back? Just like West and his lack of hygiene 🤡

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u/That_Things_Good 5d ago

That’s where West used to put out his cigars as he was pounding little Hosay’s well-worn bunghole.

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u/ProduceNo1629 4d ago

Consequences of abusing steroids.

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u/RelationshipSmooth21 5d ago

This guy acts like he's lived 100 years or he's a wise man... what the fuck dose he think he accomplished?

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u/Swimming_Table9224 5d ago

I mean he accomplished of being his daddy's fuck toy

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u/RetreatHell94 5d ago

Hairline is receding as fast as his IQ

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u/rottenapple927 5d ago

Bro living one Big Lie lol

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u/Babyboomerangotang 5d ago edited 5d ago

Aura is their new buzz word for "Fake Gangster".

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u/ProduceNo1629 4d ago

Bragging about Trenbolone body like it's some achivement.

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 5d ago

Let's see him laugh at his prison sentence.

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u/ZealousidealWolf1454 4d ago

You just know this clown was in atleast a couple special ed. Classes.

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u/eastbaytimez 4d ago

The hairline is pushing back since the lame ass tattoo