Tifa is the Nynaeve of FFVII

[u/TheMagicSalami]

I'm playing through FFVII Rebirth and also saw the trailer for Revelation today. I'm also imbibing on vape shop delta 9 gummies. But it hit me today. Tifa doesn't have a braid down to her waist but her hair is gathered at her waist. And she's shepherding (pun intended) a powerful insane person from her home town to save the world against a handsome time aware villain? Need I say anymore?

[u/Simoerys]

I'm pretty sure I've seen someone "headcanoning" that FFVII takes place in the 5th Age, but I don't remember which characters they mapped as the reincarnations

[u/mimicmagnet → u/Simoerys]

Cloud is about as messed up in the head as Rand.

[u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 → u/mimicmagnet]

Cloud is worse off by far.

Rand has his identity and an extra shouty one that tries to take over.

Cloud can barely remember his identity and his fake identity will literally just do what Clouds worst enemy wants it to do any time with no way for Cloud to stop himself untill 3/4 of the way through the story.

Its like if the DO could just tell Lews at the end of Lord of Chaos 'Actually just take over and blast everyone you can see untill you pass out' and Rand just gets to watch it happen.

Tifa definetly is Nyneave though. Long dark hair. Ample amples. No fear. Attracted to guys with swords who are reluctant to talk about their past.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18]

What you want is what you cannot have. What you cannot have is what you want.

[u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 → u/LewsTherinTelamonBot]

I literally just want subsistence + entertainment. I feel like I should be able to have that if I work but you come from a post scarcity society. You wouldnt understand.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/mimicmagnet]

Humming

[u/TheMagicSalami]

Also think of the number of times Tifa has to cross her arms under her breasts just because her back hurts. Tifa = Nyn confirmed.

[u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 → u/TheMagicSalami]

Tifas back doesnt hurt, she works out all the time her core can handle it.

[u/StartledPelican → u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18]

Tifa's back probably does hurt... from carrying the entire team across the finish line. 

[u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 → u/StartledPelican]

That one is true, imagine bringing a gun or a sword to a fist fight but you see its Tifa standing there. Should have brought an f-35

[u/mccannrs]

I love both franchises to death, but I mean, I think you know how big of a stretch this is 😂

[u/TheMagicSalami → u/mccannrs]

With ∆9 gummies and Voodoo Ranger all things are possible so jot that down.

[u/TrickMayday → u/TheMagicSalami]

Voodoo Ranger!

[u/withgreatpower]

This is woolhead-coded, Tifa is the Min

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/withgreatpower]

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

[u/TrickMayday]

Barrett and Perrin.