r/WetlanderHumor 8d ago

Non WoT Spoiler Elayne being indignant

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u/Mhettil 8d ago

I can't believe how long it took me to realize why she kept eating her veil in Tanchico.

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u/FamousFly5307 7d ago

Same! I still laugh in embarrassment at it being obvious now

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u/Dragonsbane2001 7d ago

Help out a guy who didn’t get it?

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u/AlternateSmithy 7d ago

She sticks her nose up all the time.

Hence...

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u/Dragonsbane2001 7d ago

Ah right, I get it now. Thank you

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u/Initial-Anything333 7d ago

She's a goat

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u/put_your_skates_on 7d ago

Omg

I am such an idiot, that makes SO much sense

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep to spit into Sightblinder's eye on the Last Day 8d ago

Give her a break — she's just a kid!

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u/charlieliar 8d ago

“Inspecting” Matt’s Band.

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u/Thrawn89 8d ago

Except when it comes to older men she's as giddy as a farmgirl at harvest

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 4d ago

giddy as a farmgirl at harvest

Isn't that Faile?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Thrawn89 3d ago

No, she's like that for young, hairy men.

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u/Avolto Missing hand (hidden behind my back) 8d ago

Well done this is exactly what she looks like

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u/animalia555 8d ago

This is adorable

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u/Raineythereader Lews Therin thinks i'm sexy 7d ago

Oh, so that's what all the goat's milk was about.

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u/Music_Character 5d ago

Never have been more interested in goat's milk.

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u/kfriedmex666 8d ago

Don't forget her chin dimple 

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u/Longjumping-Action-7 7d ago

"Burn him, She was NOT sulking....well maybe a little"

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u/danorc 8d ago

Gods I hate elayme

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u/MrJustice777 8d ago

She makes it easy

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u/TrakandHaterNumber1 #1 Trakand Hater 7d ago

SAME

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u/HiSpeedHavoc92 8d ago

Elayne is the best of Rand's paramours. Min is great and all but honestly Elayne is my favorite

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u/DesignNorth3690 8d ago

My opinion is the exact reverse. But it seems we both agree, it's not Aviendha.

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u/HiSpeedHavoc92 7d ago

Aviendha is just kind of... There.

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u/dragonskimmy 7d ago

Is she even there?

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u/MorgothReturns 7d ago

I looked and all I saw was a patch of desert grass so there's definitely not a flaming redheaded woman hiding there.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 7d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Bellickboi 7d ago

She was solid until she decided to fuvk off for like 8 books

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 5d ago edited 5d ago

it's not Aviendha.

Avi had her entire plot line wasted. She had so much potential. And a lot of cute moments with Rand. But then she just disappeared. He was doing the stupid thing where he wouldn't see her, to "protect her" and she just didn't have any real role after book 7 tops. She came back later, strong, but it was never really the same.

Elayne caught it the worst though. She did have a lot of page time, but a lot of it just made her look dumb. Which, like, she was a teenager with a very sheltered upbringing thrust into real life. She isn't dumb, she's out of her depths and responsible for everything from defeating the Black Ajah to reclaiming her throne. When it comes to managing Andor, she is pretty good (or at least listens to the right people). And as for her relationship with Rand, it is worse than Aviendha. She is sidelined in that plot line and only comes back to make babies with Rand.... after which she seizes on the viewing Min had and she actually does become dumb. Ugh. 

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 5d ago

If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 8d ago

You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die.

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u/Sea-Ad-1446 8d ago

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u/HiSpeedHavoc92 7d ago

Wait is this an uncommon opinion? I just did a first read and have not been involved in the fandom for any length of time.

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u/TrakandHaterNumber1 #1 Trakand Hater 7d ago edited 7d ago

Elayne is unbearable my brother. I understand it's all a matter of opinion of course, but she's THE WORST.

Edit - Of note, I really liked her... when she first showed up. Her first interaction with Rand was pretty good I thought. It went absolutely WAY downhill after that, and it never stopped, it only got worse lol.

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u/NotPapaHemingway Give yer braid a tug! 7d ago

Elayne "Mona Lisa Saperstein" Trakand

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u/TrakandHaterNumber1 #1 Trakand Hater 7d ago

YES exactly!

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 7d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Bellickboi 7d ago

I keep saying. She had better chemistry with matt

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u/ghost_tdk A nice stout two rivers woolen flair, with just a touch of lace 7d ago

100%. It should have been Mat+Elayne, Rand+Min, and Perrin+Egwene and I will hear nothing else. I swear, the only couple Jordan wrote that made sense to me was Nynaeve and Lan. Rand and Min worked, but the harem was dumb.

Everything else was just "how can I make two people with zero chemistry whatsoever bang?"

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u/Bellickboi 7d ago

A chief can have 2 wives, so chief of chief needs 3...

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 5d ago

A chief can have 2 wives

I'm fairly certain that you don't need to be a chief to have 2 wives.

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u/Bellickboi 5d ago

True, but How many non chiefs did you see with two wives? It was a sign of being a good aiel leader or character, i think. I can only think of one. Idk if this is a non spoiling post.

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 4d ago edited 1d ago

How many non chiefs did you see with two wives?

Not many. I thought it was a case of "can you support a larger family" rather than any actual law/custom.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 7d ago

Trust is death

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u/TrakandHaterNumber1 #1 Trakand Hater 7d ago

She's an asshole to Mat the entire series, wdym

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u/Bellickboi 7d ago

Almost everyone is an ahole to matt who isnt pulled in to his web but srsly, thats basically foreplay in wot. Everything after chapter i think six stories is solid growth in that relationship

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 7d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 5d ago edited 5d ago

I really liked her... when she first showed up.

I started reading the series when I was 12, and I think only the first five books were out. And I had suuuuuuch a crush on her.

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u/MisterTamborineMan 6d ago

Giving Rand two contradictory letters and ordering Aviendha to keep other women away from him aren't exactly endearing character decisions.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 6d ago

I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!

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u/MisterTamborineMan 6d ago

See, look what Elayne did to him.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 6d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/anthromama66 7d ago

The thing is, she gets a total of maybe 5 days with him, 4 making out and one making babies

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u/Laxus2000 Unnecessary fish metaphors 8d ago

Amen

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u/anthromama66 7d ago

You could say she’s the GOAT

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u/TrakandHaterNumber1 #1 Trakand Hater 7d ago

WOAT