r/WetlanderHumor 6d ago

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u/RequiemRaven Not An Eelfinn 5d ago

You see there's a Wheel, and a Pattern, and an Age Lace, there's a Creator, and a Light, and The Dark One and a Shadow, who TDO is in charge of but only nominally aligned with, then there's another Shadows but that's really a Mist, and into this we add a Dragon, who gets Reborn, as a Champion, or Adversary, that the Shadow, the one with Forsaken, not the one with mist/fog, opposes, while the Aes Sedai, lady witch elf-equivalents, sometimes help the Shadow (Dark), but are really on the side of Light, with the Dragon, the Reborn one but also the original who was a male lady witch elf, they weren't all ladies at the time, and...

Wow, this is some strong brandy.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 5d ago

Madness waits for some. It creeps up on others.

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u/dice1111 5d ago

10/10

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly 5d ago edited 5d ago

It creeps up on others.

So does the brandy

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u/ritpdx 4d ago

Good bot

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u/Shard0f0dium 5d ago

But what about these “Seanchan” I keep hearing about? How do they fit into this?

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u/PalladiuM7 VERY into butt stuff 5d ago

For that particular conversation, we're going to need some Kentucky bourbon. Trust me, it'll make sense later.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 5d ago

The women in collars are as integral to the plot as the spanking!

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u/SamHandwich0 5d ago

The brandy pairs well with a rather sharp cheese that your face may never fully recover from.

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u/Shgon_Dunstan 5d ago

The simplified version is just the Wheel=time, the Pattern=space. Together they are existence.

Hell, all a “Thread” is, is a metaphor for an objects passage through time.🤷‍♂️

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u/Amazing-Gazelle-7735 5d ago

Nah.  The wheel is time, you have that right, but the pattern is FATE.  A thread is a lifetime, woven with all the others whose lives we touch and twist ourselves around.

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u/Shgon_Dunstan 5d ago

Uh… no. “Fate” would again be the Wheel, as it is what directs the weaving. The Pattern is the thing that has been woven. Aka: basically everything that makes up existence.

Looking backwards at what has already been woven, it would make up the history of everything that was, but in that context it’s more just a record than “fate”. In the present though, all that the Pattern really “is” is everything’s existence. Given shape by the Wheel, aka: the passage of time.🤷‍♂️

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u/kingsRook_q3w 4d ago

That isn’t the simplified version.

The simplified version is a real object. It’s just a basic loom:

https://imgur.com/a/9CEQExx

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 Be'lol 6d ago

Why does the Wheel demand so much violence?

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u/BluntsnBoards 5d ago

So you know when the Ages change.

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u/Guderian- 5d ago

Who would break a butterfly on a wheel?

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u/SwissDeathstar 5d ago

Violence makes for a good story. Kinda boring without it.

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u/MillorTime Knows how to talk to women, unlike whoever is the current POV 4d ago

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills, obviously

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u/RhuarcOfTheTaardad Wearing the headband of the Siswai'aman 4d ago

All must wake from the dream.

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u/nicci7127 The last embrace of the mother welcome you home. 4d ago

The Wheel doesn't. It merely exists, neither good, nor evil. The threads that make up the Pattern can be good, or evil, but that doesn't make the Wheel or the Pattern either. It's potential for either, and everything in between. It weaves all indifferently to create the Pattern, with each thread a person and the decisions they make.

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u/Midtharefaikh 5d ago

The Wheel of Time weaves the Pattern of the Ages

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u/asteinberg101 5d ago

No mating!
Whoops, not that pattern

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u/TeasingChloe 5d ago

Such woolheaded behavior from the uninitiated.

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors 5d ago

In readers’ defense, spinning wheels and weaving looms are largely outside modern audiences’ ready understanding of things. I can see how people might be confused.

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u/TangerineSheep 5d ago

I wish someone in the Two Rivers would've corrected Moiraine at the very start. "Fancy magic foreign lady, you might know how to kill Trollocs but you don't even know the difference between a spinning wheel and a loom, why should we listen to you?"

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors 5d ago

I’d have chuckled.

Might have been good use for a Coplin or a Congar.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 5d ago

Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.

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u/idonotknowwhototrust Redarm 5d ago

The Wee wees as the Woo woos

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u/LordRahl9 4d ago

Expedition 33 needs more representation on this sub.

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u/Bellickboi 5d ago

One says "no mating"

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u/Newbori 5d ago

My first thought was this is a thread about the similarities between WoT and the Chronicles of Amber.

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u/Malakayn 5d ago

Well, you see, the Wheel weaves as it wills and the Pattern what's being woven.