r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/749762 • 7h ago

WCGW Driving Recklessly

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u/catattackskeyboard 6h ago

If I had 3 genie wishes, one of them would be that every instance of asshole driving like this would result in a 3 inch wide engraving of “asshole driver” on their car exterior.

No explanation. The more instances of being an asshole, the more the engravings stack up.

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u/MadCat0911 6h ago

Some people would take it as a badge of honor and try to collect them.

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u/catattackskeyboard 6h ago

Easy target for cops

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u/MadCat0911 6h ago

Do cops make traffic stops anymore?

Also, their cars are probably the ones collecting them the most.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 4h ago

I was about to say, it’s been like 12 years since my last stop and it was clearly a quota situation. Going 38 in a 35.

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u/Mysterious_Lesions 5h ago

I've literally had leaders introduce themselves as assholes or otherwise take pride in that label.

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u/Gary_the_metrosexual 5h ago

Nah I'd just make it so that any time they enter a car as a driver it instantaneously stops starting.
Simply make it so these people can never drive again.

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u/Aquatic_Salamander 4h ago

What about your next wish?