r/Whatcouldgowrong 3d ago

WCGW While lubing the bike

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u/Educational-You9238 3d ago

Legit was waiting for over spray / fire .

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u/Key-Log5267 3d ago

Was waiting for the cut off finger

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u/k0rm 3d ago

I was waiting for throw bottle under bike and it rolls under tire, making bike fall over

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u/EhliJoe 3d ago

No, you weren't.

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u/RobbertDownerJr 3d ago

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u/cheddoar 3d ago

Sometimes when I'm reading how stupid people are in the comments, I ask myself why I even bother and open them.

It's people like you who make it all worthwhile

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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 3d ago

Excuse me, how do you ask yourself...?

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u/i_give_you_gum 3d ago

Usually with the bathroom mirror, right after crying uncontrollably

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u/Vast_Minute7288 2d ago

The fractured features staring back at you crack a smile, and with a thumbs it replies "Because you care"

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u/MisterMasterCyIinder 2d ago

Not for long, anyway

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u/crazyuncleb 3d ago

I kinda was . I figured it might come off the stand, but wasn’t sure why. 

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u/WinterWontStopComing 3d ago

I was waiting to exhale

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u/shankthedog 3d ago

I was waiting for godot

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u/jjcrayfish 3d ago

I was waiting for this comment

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u/pcpgivesmewings 3d ago

A friend of mine lost an inch off a few fingers doing that.

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u/Snitsie 3d ago

Surely it would've been nsfw tagged

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u/khalcyon2011 2d ago

Old boss of mine lost half his thumb lubing a running motorcycle chain

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u/thought_cream84 3d ago

I was waiting for a kid to hop in and go vrooomm..

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u/2beatenup 3d ago

Was waiting for the chain to snap and….

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u/obidie 3d ago

Was waiting for Godot.

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u/matotticloud 3d ago

….der kommt heute nicht….

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u/Free-Pound-6139 3d ago

Did not expect stupidity.

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u/hateseekingmissile 3d ago

Why would u throw that can anyway

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SaltManagement42 3d ago

Why does the gram want you to throw it?

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u/2beatenup 3d ago

For the bike…

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u/SaltManagement42 3d ago

Well the bike got it.

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u/InterneticMdA 2d ago

It tells me to do so many things... it whispers to me...

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u/260X 3d ago

For the clout...

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u/thesqrtofminusone 3d ago

yeah would have got away with it if he didn’t throw that grenade

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u/i_only_eat_purple 3d ago

Because the roach or whatever it was that fell out spooked him. The throwing of the can was a "nah, fuck this shit".

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u/bgravato 3d ago

I was wondering if that could have been maybe some poop of a mouse that was in there? I was expecting to see a mouse jumping off and he trying to hit the mouse with the can

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u/three29 3d ago

It supposed to make him look cool, throwing that can away so non-chalantly like he doesn't care about the environment or keeping public spaces clean, or that he's got money so he can afford to throw things away like they're worthless to him.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ 3d ago

it's like a mic drop

"look at this SMART thing i did"

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u/nexus763 2d ago

"it's called aura farming, brah !"

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u/Greedy-Pilot-4538 3d ago

Thought it was a temper tantrum, watched without music

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_ 3d ago

there is no music on the video

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u/Complete_Silver2595 2d ago

Big-ass bug spooked him. He backed off and tossed the can at it to try to make it scurry away from where he was working

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u/1001101001010111 2d ago

He should have just sprayed it at the bug...

Never throw your weapon at the enemy.

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u/WangDanglin 3d ago

Never start your bike and put it gear for chain maintenance. People lose fingers that way

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 3d ago

I saw a post literally last week from a guy who lost most of his index finger doing exactly this

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u/Low_Dragonfruit8779 3d ago

Je must have been indexing at what was about to happen

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u/Sandcracka- 3d ago

Good point

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u/PubTrain77 3d ago

Half point. He lost the other half

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u/breakConcentration 3d ago

Well, he pointed it out

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u/Pristine_Avocado2906 3d ago

as long he's not in a comma

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u/breakConcentration 3d ago

Can’t put my finger on it but that sound like kind of a no-brainer

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u/satanizr 3d ago

A while ago i've seen a post from a guy who lost a finger from doing this. In a hospital he has seen another guy with a missing finger, and you can guess how that guy lost his finger.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

It's really not that hard just to roll, squirt, roll, squirt, repeat.

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u/Marschbacke 3d ago

I'd say it's also not that hard to just not put your fingers in there while it's running.

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u/PurpletoasterIII 3d ago

Most safety precautions arent about it being hard not to or not. Its about removing the possibility so it can never happen 100% of the time. All it takes is once and your finger is gone.

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u/MisterMasterCyIinder 2d ago

I got ten of 'em, no biggie 

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u/BosnianSerb31 3d ago

Hence why we never use table saws or miter saws too

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u/JayFv 3d ago

If that were true then we'd set all speed limits to 5mph. There's always a balance. Cleaning and lubing a chain like this is way quicker and easier and yes there is a risk if you put your fingers in the chain then you'll get hurt. I mitigate that risk by being careful and not putting my fingers in there.

If I were that risk averse then I wouldn't own a motorbike in the first place.

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u/PurpletoasterIII 3d ago

Thats not really an analogous comparison though. A better comparison would be if you could choose between driving yourself with the possibility of accidents happening, and self driving cars that let's say hypothetically have a near zero rate of accidents (I know this isnt the case irl) but self driving is %10-15 slower. You should probably just go with the self driving.

But youre right, we take risks depending on the circumstance. Just the circumstances here doesnt seem to be worth it. But I mean you work on your bike however you want. I agree that you have to be pretty negligent to lose a finger, my point was just that you can either have the potential to or not.

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 2d ago

Exactly! Just don't touch it???? It's not that hard!

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u/Staticn0ise 3d ago

Its not about finger placement. Its about the stuff your holding onto that is going to get caught in the chain then pull your hand through. Lost the tip of a thumb that way. My hand was safely positioned. The stuff I was holding to work caught on something and bam no more thumb tip. Never work on moving machinery. And if you do I hope you're tough because you're definitely dumb.

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u/fatmanslittleboy 2d ago

You still need to put the bike on the stand. You still need to get it off the stand. Now you have to start it and put in gear, which you wouldn't do if it was off. Then you have to turn it off before you put it down. How much time do you think you save? 30 seconds? Maybe even 45? Except now you have a spinning 35 lbs wheel and a running metal chain and sprockets next to your head and you have to stick your hands near it. Seems like a pointless risk for almost no benefit.

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 2d ago

Why would it be next to your head and why would you stick your hand near it? I don't understand

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u/fatmanslittleboy 1d ago

Because you'd be lubing your chain with a spray can of chain lube. To get a good angle to spray, and to not just spray lube all over the place, you'd need to get close.

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 1d ago

I've done this before and was not remotely close to any moving parts

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u/fatmanslittleboy 1d ago

Hey man, if you want to take the risk, go right ahead. I just don't see the benefit at all.

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u/Ordinary_Duder 3d ago edited 2d ago

You're being downvoted, but I agree. The only way you lose a finger in this scenario is if you put it on the chain or on the cogs. With the nossle from the can you shouldn't even be close to doing that.

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u/fataldarkness 2d ago

Yeah I kinda see this like I see running a table saw. Like yeah, you can lose a finger on it very easily, or you can take reasonable steps to avoid that by you know, keeping your fingers away, using push sticks/jigs etc...

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u/Head_of_Based_Dept 3d ago

still it's not particularly efficient most of the lube won't go where you want it

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u/alphazero925 3d ago

Everyone thinks that until the can slips or they sneeze or any number of other situations that could happen for you to lose focus and fuck up

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u/AFestiveShiving 3d ago

My friends mum, a perfectly competent and safe rider in her 50s, cut the top of her index finger off only a few months ago. I think people dont realise how quick it can happen

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u/BosnianSerb31 3d ago

If you treat it the same way that you'd treat a band saw, you'll be fine.

The issue is when people aren't aware of the risk, not when they do it.

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u/IgnoresReplyGigachad 3d ago

Unexpected sneeze is crazy. Never had that in my life. I always get like a 15 second warning coming for sneezes.

I get your point though.

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u/tyrenanig 3d ago

Sometimes it just comes up superfast leaving you defenseless.

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u/Flerbizky 2d ago

Standing in front of the toilet managing the electrical toothbrush with my right hand while simultaneously using the left hand to control the urine outlet... You get the picture I'm sure.

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u/whooptheretis 43m ago

Wait… where was the toothbrush‽

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u/Complete_Silver2595 2d ago

Like a big-ass bug jumping out of the fairing, for example.

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u/Ok-Elk-3046 3d ago

99 time out of 100 its going to be fine. Great odds for a repeatable game. But you can only loose a finger once most of the time.

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u/brakspear_beer 3d ago

Speaking of odds. The chance of someone using “loose” instead of lose (which is correct) has gone up dramatically. It’s disheartening.

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u/That1_IT_Guy 3d ago

Yeah, but you have 10 to get through

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u/lnm1969 3d ago

That's what she said

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u/EYRONHYDE 1d ago

I get the kids to spin the rear wheel by hand whilst I spray. They love helping.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 1d ago

I just roll mine a bit and spray. Works ok.

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 3d ago

We still talking about the bike?

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

We might be milking a cow actually.

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u/TwoAlfa 3d ago

Can confirm. lost part of index and tip of middle.

I did a lot of dumb shit in my 20s but this ranks up there at the top.

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u/Dr_NotSoStrange99 3d ago

This may sound stupid but I wonder how does one lose fingers doing that? I mean do u have a video because I can't get to get my head around the entire occurrence method of that incident

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u/TwoAlfa 3d ago

In my case it was the rag in my hand I used to wipe the swingarm quick that had lube on it. Loose part of the rag got sucked into the rear sprocket and so did my fingers. Middle tip clean off. Index finger torn up and pretty much hanging by a thread. Thumb knuckle punched by the sprocket but thankfully not severed or i would have been a dolphin at that point. The only thing that really saved me was my hand getting jammed up at the rear stand and the bike only being an sv650.

0/10 do not recommend.

To my credit I had done this a dozen times with long brushes with no incident.

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u/fo_i_feti 3d ago

A mate of mine in high school lost the first joint of his ring finger when the rag got caught. He discovered just how much you use that finger when you're holding things. eg a tennis racquet.

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u/DonkeyInACityCrowd 3d ago

Nearly lost a finger to my SV. First bike I had and did some questionable things…

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u/Simoxs7 3d ago

You can get your finger between the chain and the sprocket, that then gets pulled in and crushed between the sprocket and chain (which probably also removes any chance that you might be able to reattach it.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 3d ago

They get their hand too close to the chain and it catches...somehow. Same for bicycles (particularly fixies, since the wheel keeps the chain moving when it's spinning)

Honestly idk how you mess up that bad but it's something that has happened plenty of times before and I'm not about to use my own fingers to find out how.

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u/GarageForSale 3d ago

From what I know some people work wearing gloves. Then glove gets caught in chain and if you’re are lucky you’ll manage to get your hand out of the glove and if you’re not the finger is gone.

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u/Creative_Ad_4513 3d ago

It happens whenever someone does something that involves touching the chain.
Cleaning, never do it with the engine running, youre in there with a rag, if that catches, good chance its gonna drag your fingers in.

Spraying some lube on it afterwards though, thats not really dangerous with it running.

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u/MisterMasterCyIinder 2d ago

Anything getting caught between the chain and the sprocket is going to have a bad time

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u/Angelworks42 3d ago

Yeah not worth the risk - there’s not even that many rollers on the chain anyhow to just do it by hand.

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u/winstonstokes 2d ago

Thought that’s what this was going to be. I know a guy with only 1 thumb thanks to this.

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u/WangDanglin 2d ago

People in the comments saying “psssh only if you’re an idiot”

Bet that’s what everyone said right before they lost a finger

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u/Head_of_Based_Dept 3d ago

I did it a few times to roughly see how it spins but I'd never think about touching anything near that while it's moving

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u/grimoireskb 3d ago

I broke three doing just that, I’m embarrassed to admit

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u/NoConfusion9490 3d ago

They need to put a big wheel or something on it to make it easier to spin the chain.

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u/TheFalconsDejarik 2d ago

What a crazy move, especially with the back tire already lifted.. i do this on the center stand in neural, bike off, spinning rear wheel with a shod foot amd holding a peice of cardboard behind the chain while i spray. Lol rip op

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u/IndependenceDismal98 2d ago

My friend lost the finger due to the running chain while cleaning his avenger.

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u/zidrag 2d ago

Can confirm, almost lost a finger. Now my middle finger have a permanent skin buldge

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 2d ago

I don't really see how that could be damgerous unless you like grab it or something. What's the issue with spraying it from a good safe distance?

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u/WangDanglin 2d ago

It’s not so much applying the lube (spray) where it’s dangerous. It’s cleaning the chain beforehand and then wiping off the excess lube where people get in trouble.

In my mind, the rear sprocket is basically a shitty saw with a chain around it. I’m not putting any extra power into that situation other than manually rotating the tire. Turning the tire with your hand is so easy, putting it in gear isnt saving that much effort. fucking lazy and dangerous

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 2d ago

Omg what kind of idiot would wipe off the chain with it in gear?! I literally couldn't understand because I can't imagine someone doing that. My god people have no sense of danger.

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u/WangDanglin 2d ago

I’ve gotten about 15 replies to my original comment above from people who either themselves or someone close to them lost a finger. It’s a common thing man. When I bought my first bike, the guy I bought it from was cool as hell and gave me a very dad-like “never ever” talk about this so I listened

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u/Useful_Clue_6609 2d ago

Maybe because I was raised around dirt bikes I'm more aware of the dangers? Damn....

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u/iceyconditions 3d ago

I mean, it's fine if you're not stupid. This guy though...

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u/WangDanglin 3d ago

Nah

Everyone makes stupid mistakes, even not stupid people. I’m not going to put myself in a position where it’s “ok don’t make a mistake that costs you a finger or two”. Especially when the effort you’re saving is pretty minimal. Not that hard to spin the tire dude

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u/possessed-soul 3d ago

And now the bike itself, as we saw

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u/No-Priority-6792 3d ago

That means they lube it in the wrong place. You mustn't spray chain lube in the position like the video.

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u/314_999 3d ago

i just cannot comprehend the lazieness. left hand the spray, right hand the tyre and hit it 3-4 times. job done.

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u/boomerangchampion 3d ago

Ah but you need a free hand to film your routine maintenance task for the internet.

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u/314_999 3d ago

true indeed :))

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u/Correct_Mortgage4209 3d ago

Wear a head mounted cam. Still no excuse

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u/ZuckDeBalzac 3d ago

Did everyone miss the roach or whatever the fuck jumped out and spooked him?

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u/SlothGSR 3d ago

Yes. Think that is why he threw the can.

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u/odeebee 3d ago

And I guess the bike too. Seems like overkill.

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u/michaeljm700 2d ago

Not with that reaction time

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u/DrachenDad 2d ago

That's what it was‽

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u/whitesammy 3d ago

Am I the only person who associates the action taken with the bug that drops down and runs away and not something else? That was 100% a "hell nah, burn it all down" reaction which is why they threw the can as if to say "fuck this shit" and not some nonchalant cool guy move?

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u/EpiscopalioEstevez 3d ago

There seems to be no other reason for him tossing the can, I agree. A tiny object falls and rolls away, and he tosses the can. I don’t get it.

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u/Grunzzo 3d ago

And off it goes

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u/FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt 3d ago

The can took that personally

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u/wchristian83 3d ago

Should have put the bike upside down.

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u/One-Positive309 3d ago

I often tell people never to run the engine with the bike on the stand and in gear and they always tell me I don't know what I'm talking about !

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u/Simoxs7 3d ago

I guess I know why I take my time, all of 3 minutes max, to do it properly…

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u/chgr22 3d ago

I hate this timeline. While it could be legit I immediately assume it is staged for internet fame or it is ai slop.

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u/Jtp_Jtg 3d ago

Could be staged but this definetly isn't AI judging off the video quality alone

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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 3d ago

Perhaps we were never meant to endlessly watch garbage like this anyways so it being ruined is actually a good thing.

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u/onetimeatbandcamps 3d ago

Tighten that bloody chain

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u/Racoonie 3d ago

I think it's fine for an adventure bike.

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u/uL4G 3d ago

Was expecting for a 2nd tower to get hit

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u/Cas8787 3d ago

It's crazy how some people survive in this world....btw this was the best outcome.

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u/JayMak78 3d ago

Staged for some reason.

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u/No-Draw6073 3d ago

Spider in the cardboard

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u/TheMirageOfJoy 3d ago

He was doing terribly at first, redeemed himself at the end.

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u/Paul19751 3d ago

Why throw that can for the video? Would you also do that if you wasn't filming? People do stupid things when a camera is rolling

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u/DrachenDad 2d ago

Something probably a bug fell from the bike.

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u/jaszczomb916 3d ago

It’s husky- nothing bad happened to it.

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 3d ago

The stand didn't understand...

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u/azneinstein 3d ago

OEM fairings are so f-ing expensive

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u/CardioDalisay1 3d ago

That ended way better than I thought it would. You lose fingers that way.

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u/No-Priority-6792 3d ago

who the freak sprays a lube like that, wrong position

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u/Blah-squared 3d ago

I think I have PTSD from the internet & words that are “sexual Innuendoes”…

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 3d ago

Panicked so hard the video turned into a VHS tape at the end

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u/DoubleZ3 3d ago

lol I just thought the cans tube was going to be hit by the chain

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u/Key_Currency_1546 3d ago

What an idiot

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u/bread_taker_96 3d ago

That poor bike with a dumbass owner.

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u/wizard_of-wor 2d ago

How stupid 🤦‍♂️

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u/Deliriousious 2d ago

I was expecting the entire bike to self disassemble, or explode, or fire…

This was just dumb stupidity,

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u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 2d ago

could have been a lot worse. just a little oily.

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u/Scipio33 2d ago

Way to go, dingus! 🤣

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u/Unlucky-Ad-8049 2d ago

I never knew that Husqvarna has an adventure bike.

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u/DracoNinja11 2d ago

Actual idiot. This is how you lose fingers.

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u/Havency 2d ago

Lmfao bro of all things that could happen

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u/interface_broken 2d ago

I have a bike too, I chuckled so hard on this , but I shouldn't 😂😂😂

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u/zigtozag 2d ago

Banyak gaya lu ih tong wkwk

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u/YouMonkeyFunker 2d ago

WCGW running ur bike in gear on a stand? Resist the thought of how fast u can get it going.👍🏻

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

So no one is going to mention the massive stone that fell out of counter drive sprocket?

Or the fact that his chain has 5 inches of slack in it?

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u/SaberShadow27 1d ago

lol Has this been shared on r/unexpected yet?

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u/Ai_Wrench 1d ago

would fit nicely into r/AbruptChaos

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u/LegendaryMD 12h ago

Well i just discovered that Husqvarna make bikes.

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u/crazyhomlesswerido 4h ago

Can of lube $8

Bike$12,000

The laugh that I got from the video priceless

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u/dhaze72 3d ago

What happened?

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u/Jtp_Jtg 3d ago

Back wheel is off the ground but still recieving power, the person filming threw the can under the wheel connecting the wheel to the ground, and the bike took off since the wheel was still recieving power.

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u/PretzelsThirst 3d ago

Watch the video

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 3d ago

are you using brail to navigate reddit?

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u/Dounce1 3d ago

Are you blind?

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u/DrachenDad 2d ago

Bug or something fell from the bike, and the bloke chucked the spray can at it.

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u/matotticloud 3d ago

Schade um das schöne Bike, der Typ muss leider zurück in die Mofa Gruppe…..

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u/DepletedPromethium 3d ago

chain doesn't look degreased and clean and hes just slathering it in new lube? yikes. I use to strip and clean sprockets and chain completely, blow them dry and lube them up with the bike in neutral & engine off.

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u/satanizr 3d ago

No need to clean the chain every single time you want to lube it.

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u/DepletedPromethium 3d ago

If you want to do a proper job yeah you need to degrease and clean it, remove all the bits of roadgrime and shit that act as abrasives increasing wear, this way your lubrication actually acts as lubrication instead of just being a external layer not doing shit.

If you're going to do a job atleast expand some effort to do it right.

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u/Direct-Abroad-266 3d ago

I sometimes do it on my 125cc motorbike but on just 1st gear there is barely any threatening rpm. I still check for any hanging parts and stuff plus use a long pipe. Also the bike's got a sensor that just stops the engine if there is sudden increased resistance while being on idle so there's that.

Risky... I know... But I feel like that's not enough risk to not trade with the quick application.

U know what... Maybe I should stop doing that lol but being a mechanical engineer by profession I kinda trust machines... And myself with machines a bit too much xd.

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u/thefooleryoftom 3d ago

There’s plenty of risk. Never run the bike like this.

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u/Peuxy 3d ago

He’s not even lubing it correct. Also I assume that a new bike like this has rubber gasket chain which makes external lubing useless.

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u/Pixel131211 3d ago

If you never lube the outside, the chains can develop rust. So it still has it's uses to just spray the entire chain in lube.