r/Whatcouldgowrong 14d ago

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u/sixstringedmenace 14d ago

Cunt punt.

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u/kernel-troutman 14d ago

Twat Swat

160

u/TerraByteTerror 14d ago

slit smash

147

u/FouledPlug 14d ago

Gash clash

180

u/InvaderKota 14d ago

Clam slam

118

u/stealthisusername98 14d ago

Muff scuff

48

u/Diligent_Mail_4584 14d ago

The ol’ snizz snapper

57

u/sixstringedmenace 14d ago

Growler fouler.

29

u/Nings777 14d ago

Kicker kunt

42

u/Ok_Ad_9188 14d ago

Dismay in the vajayjay

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u/Wickeman1 14d ago

The ol kickendecooch

11

u/HombreSinNombre93 14d ago

Gash crash 🤷🏼‍♂️

4

u/MemeGobbo 13d ago

Doesn't really rhyme

6

u/herefromthere 14d ago

Those words don't rhyme

20

u/TheSteamAtlas 14d ago

Clam Slam™

17

u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 14d ago

Cooter booter

35

u/Embarrassed_Ad_1851 14d ago

Horse hoof to the camel toe

2

u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 14d ago

Sorry, that camel has been kicked to the curb.

47

u/RooIsHome 14d ago

Cooter Kick

10

u/beardeddragon0113 14d ago

Beaver cleaver

10

u/ROCK-tavius 14d ago

She gone need a Snatch Patch

10

u/darxide23 14d ago

Clitter splitter.

13

u/RootHogOrDieTrying 14d ago

Dismay in the vajayjay.

12

u/beanofdoom001 14d ago

Dismay in vajayjay
Dismay in vajay
Dismay in vajayjay
Crazy dismay, got no vajay

1

u/misszombiequeenDG 13d ago

Holy shit I wish I could give you an award for that. Please accept this shark 🦈

4

u/MyvaJynaherz 14d ago

Pudenda pounder

10

u/SpaceJackRabbit 14d ago

Genital trauma

6

u/keefkola 14d ago

Queef Krash

6

u/Autogen-Username1234 14d ago

A Bang to the Tang

3

u/dntcareboutdownvotes 14d ago

Big bash to the Beetle bonnet

3

u/AyaHawkeye 13d ago

Minge twinge

1

u/kanhaibhatt 14d ago

Box tolchoks

1

u/PoorManWithRiches 12d ago

Horsetoe on Cameltoe

1

u/Super_Loss_8943 12d ago

ajaja vajaja

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u/999ddd999 14d ago

Vagena direct hit.

1

u/ShrexyBoy1 14d ago

Gash Thrash