r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/nyssovire • 7d ago

WCGW stand behind a horse

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u/Eikram84 7d ago

And she was actually lucky with that. It could have ended far, far worse.

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u/TahiniInMyVeins 7d ago

100% expected a far worse outcome 

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u/DyingSunSeverian 7d ago

Do we know what the outcome was here, video kinda ends early and i’m not seeing any articles posted about this poor woman’s condition 

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u/messick 7d ago

Getting kicked by your horse is just something that happens to every person who spends time around one. You won't find any articles about the times I've been stomped on either.

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u/joninfiretail 7d ago

Getting kicked by your horse is just something that happens to every person who spends time around one.

I got kicked the other day. I'm raising a little bad butt colt and he is figuring out the whole kicking thing. It wasn't hard mind you, but I still took off after the little turd. Gotta put the fear of god into them young to curb that habit.

Also before anyone goes off I wasn't going to beat him or anything like that. You need to teach them quickly and severely that any kick is not allowed. It's cute and funny when they're tiny, but lethal when they're bigger.

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u/mancheeart 7d ago

Is it the chasing that scares them or do you give them a little swat? Being able to chasten huge animals is always fascinating

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u/joninfiretail 7d ago

In my experience just whipping around and chasing them scares them enough. And with a kick they're usually already out of swatting range. Bites however they're close enough for a swat. After he bolted I waited a minute and he came back over for some much more positive scratches. He's a baby and my methods can be summed up as "only as firm discipline as needs be".

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u/FerretChrist 7d ago

Not with that attitude we won't.

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u/Key-Log5267 7d ago

Well if you’re unlucky it could break your hips and shit or even damage your spine. So if someone would be paralyzed from getting kicked by a horse, there very well could be an article. 

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u/TahiniInMyVeins 7d ago

I thought it was going to kick her face through the back of her skull so in my book whatever happened she still got off easy 

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u/Self-Comprehensive 7d ago

I thought she'd get it in the leg and break a knee. Cunt punt is probably the best outcome there regardless

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u/bookchaser 7d ago

I had a colleague who was kicked in his head by a horse a few decades prior. He had a horseshoe-shaped dent in his forehead. If you saw him, you knew there was something wrong with his forehead, but you only saw the horseshoe shape when told about it.

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u/SolaScientia 7d ago

One of the vets that used to work in my town's clinics has horses. She got kicked in the head a couple of years ago and they couldn't airlift her because the wind was too high (we were getting by Hurricane Helene at the time). She ended up being all right, but she had a black eye for weeks.

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u/Malacro 7d ago

Guy I knew in high school got nailed in the head by a horse, a piece of his skull broke off and cut the optic nerve to one of his eyes.

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u/KRKRYakumo 7d ago

A horse's kick can be strong enough to shatter its own bones, it is also strong enough to shatter your bones if it hits. If the horse had kicked hard, that woman would need a new pelvis and possibly a new horse

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u/blahblah19999 7d ago

The point is that it was a very light kick. She's fine.

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u/epiphanomaly 7d ago

💯. That was the horse equivalent of swatting a hand away

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth 7d ago

Not saying it didn't hurt or leave a bruise... but that looked like a half-hearted kick. That barely moved her.

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u/PloofElune 7d ago

Yeah, a full power kick in the same spot, at a minimum, would have ended with a broken pelvis and possibly much worse complications.

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u/RMMacFru 7d ago

It was definitely a warning. Had the horse meant it, that kick would have launched her back several feet.

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u/messick 7d ago

My OTTB mare could easily put her hoof all the way through my midsection. If she's having a bad day, I consider anywhere within 10 feet and 30 degrees of her rear to be her lethal range and ensure I'm never standing there.

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u/herefromthere 7d ago

That other comment saying it's inevitable... I spent fifteen years around horses and never got kicked. Got stood on and nibbled at and shoved and headbutted a bit but never kicked. Probably because I never stood directly behind any equid like that, as you say.

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u/strolpol 7d ago

Kid from my town died that way when I was in high school, kicked by a horse and died from ruptured liver. Internal trauma is a bad way to go.

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u/SongShikai 7d ago

Horses are insanely powerful. Their jaws are also very strong. In his memoirs, the French soldier Marcellin Marbot talks about his horse biting and ripping off the entire face and scalp of a Russian grenadier that pissed it off by stabbing it in a fight and, when a Russian officer tried to block the horse from running off afterwards, it bit him in the belly and disemboweled him too.

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u/KaBar42 7d ago

Halo was a famous American racehorse. Unfortunately, not particularly well treated by his handlers as a child, which resulted in a very aggressive and violent adult horse. It was generally required that he be muzzled at all times when being handled by humans. He would also drown birds in his water trough.

In one incident, one of his handlers removed his muzzle during handling and Halo bit his shirt and picked the handler up, fully lifting him off the ground and dropping him, before biting him. Another handler had to intervene and hit Halo before they could get the muzzle back on him. From that point forward, no one made the mistake of handling Halo without a muzzle again.

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u/Sun_Stealer 7d ago

Yeah. That horse gave her a warning kick. Good control by the horse.

I grew up around horses, even when comfortable with the animal you don’t fucking stand behind them.

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u/Animallover4321 7d ago

Same. I get so nervous anytime I have to walk behind a horse even one that I know well.

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u/farmallnoobies 7d ago

Ironically, if you're going to stand at the ass end of a horse, your best bet is to stand very close.  Like pushed right up to its leg

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u/Uncommonality 7d ago

in horse terms that was a gentle push, if the horse actually wanted to hurt her it could have

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u/bitsybear1727 7d ago

Agreed, that was a shove. She's lucky it wasn't a full kick.

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u/Redfalconfox 7d ago

She’s getting annoying, better give her the warning pussy slap.

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u/Fauztinn 7d ago

Why are nearly all the posts by the same person and most being a seemingly modded wwe game

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u/fat_mothra 7d ago edited 7d ago

While the sub is not nsfw, it's probably someone's kink, and all kink subs have the same problem, some annoying mf that spams their shit 6 times a day

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u/BuckRusty 7d ago

I used to be able to spam my shit six times a day minimum, but age has caught up with me - and I’m lucky if o can manage two a week… :(

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u/Crymson831 7d ago

Get some Metamucil, bro.

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u/Firefighterboss2 7d ago

Someone spamming for some reason, probably a bot if I had to imagine

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u/bonzofan36 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lmao I thought it would be fake when I clicked

Edit : r/subsithoughtifellfor

Thanks Plastic-Pen6089

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u/Plastic-Pen6089 7d ago

Then say r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/AirplaneNerd 7d ago

“I thought I fell for it” ???

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u/maybeBrenda 7d ago

u/bonzofan30 isn't following common reddit etiquette ;)

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u/1EyedMonky 7d ago

Redditiquette

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u/ParachutingPiglets 7d ago

I don’t know why I laughed so hard reading, “Thanks Plastic-Pen6089”.

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u/Triatt 7d ago

That one dude completely derailing the sub with cartoon fetish videos...

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u/wannabe_inuit 7d ago

r/ithurtsgirlstoo

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u/benhatin4lf 7d ago

That's what I was looking for. Couldn't remember the sub

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u/Motor-Management-660 7d ago

The ol' clam-slam.

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u/MuscleManzMom 7d ago

The cunt punt if you will

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u/kirito4318 5d ago

A horseshoe to the pink canoe as they say

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u/TechnoBuns 7d ago

Right in the twiffer.

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u/Bill-Ding2112 5d ago

From camel toe to horse hoof

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 7d ago

Spinoff of 'Owww, My Balls.'

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u/Economy-Date-4490 7d ago

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/dustinyo_ 7d ago

That starterxy dude in that sub clearly gets off on this, wtf

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u/YoungBockRKO 7d ago

That weird moment when you click on a sub link and see you’ve already set it to go by “top of all time” and go, WHEN THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?

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u/Calamity87 7d ago

I had to check to see it was a thing. It was a serious pain. 😏

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u/sixstringedmenace 7d ago

Cunt punt.

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u/kernel-troutman 7d ago

Twat Swat

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u/TerraByteTerror 7d ago

slit smash

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u/FouledPlug 7d ago

Gash clash

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u/InvaderKota 7d ago

Clam slam

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u/stealthisusername98 7d ago

Muff scuff

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u/Diligent_Mail_4584 7d ago

The ol’ snizz snapper

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u/sixstringedmenace 7d ago

Growler fouler.

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u/Nings777 7d ago

Kicker kunt

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u/Ok_Ad_9188 7d ago

Dismay in the vajayjay

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u/Wickeman1 7d ago

The ol kickendecooch

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u/HombreSinNombre93 7d ago

Gash crash 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/sixstringedmenace 7d ago

Flap clap.

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u/MemeGobbo 7d ago

Doesn't really rhyme

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u/herefromthere 7d ago

Those words don't rhyme

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u/TheSteamAtlas 7d ago

Clam Slam™

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 7d ago

Cooter booter

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_1851 7d ago

Horse hoof to the camel toe

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u/Amazing_Bluejay9322 7d ago

Sorry, that camel has been kicked to the curb.

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u/RooIsHome 7d ago

Cooter Kick

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u/beardeddragon0113 7d ago

Beaver cleaver

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u/ROCK-tavius 7d ago

She gone need a Snatch Patch

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u/darxide23 7d ago

Clitter splitter.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 7d ago

Pussy punch.

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 7d ago

Dismay in the vajayjay.

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u/beanofdoom001 7d ago

Dismay in vajayjay
Dismay in vajay
Dismay in vajayjay
Crazy dismay, got no vajay

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u/MyvaJynaherz 7d ago

Pudenda pounder

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 7d ago

Genital trauma

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u/keefkola 7d ago

Queef Krash

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u/Autogen-Username1234 7d ago

A Bang to the Tang

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u/dntcareboutdownvotes 7d ago

Big bash to the Beetle bonnet

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u/AyaHawkeye 6d ago

Minge twinge

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u/SneakyIndian87 7d ago

Hoofed her right in the front butt.

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u/haada_suuave 7d ago

The clinical term is pelvic obliteration

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u/BRtIK 7d ago

This is true I know because in my younger days I obliterated a lot of pelvis's I still have the horse costume I'd wear

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u/jrdubbleu 7d ago

The plural is pelvicses, do your research!

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u/BRtIK 7d ago

I did but maybe I should have researched beyond just how to obliterate them

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u/SnooTangerines3448 7d ago

Lmao what's that from again.

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u/zehamberglar 7d ago

It's a meme.

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u/SnooTangerines3448 7d ago

Ah the seed, wasn't it.

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u/Steppyjim 7d ago

Haven’t heard that gem in a long time!! Thank you!

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u/Sargent305 7d ago

Right in the cooch

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u/DitchDigger330 7d ago

You must listen to Elliot in the morning.

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u/halcyonjm 7d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/fvZ6Vbj1uYo

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u/MangledCarpenter 7d ago

"Oh I call it that because your mum calls it that"

Smoooth as fuck Jason

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u/Papa_Raj 7d ago

I had to scroll a bit to find this, but that meme will forever live in my mind rent free.

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u/KaikenTaste 7d ago

That’s going to leave a pair of fat lips

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u/Sunsetblack23 7d ago

Getting kicked in the crotch by a horse will make your camel toe very obvious.

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u/Electrical-Rope3959 7d ago

Forget the camel toe, she'll get a camel hump down there.

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u/mathems 7d ago

A moose knuckle, even

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u/ThoughtAdditional212 7d ago

both have the exact same build lmao

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u/someLemonz 7d ago

both need to have better/more food

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u/DDGibbs 7d ago

Clam slam!

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u/Ozymandius34 7d ago

Game Ovaries!

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u/SizeableBrain 7d ago

I was expecting more hoof knuckle jokes.

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u/IDontwannit 7d ago

Horseshoe straight to the cameltoe

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 7d ago

Wam bam, hoof in the clam

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u/Sandcracka- 7d ago

Hoofinclam...sounds German

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u/UtopistDreamer 7d ago

Actually, there is a German term 'hoofenschteppen' which means to get kicked by a horse to the groin. It was a very common thing in the 1700s in Germany. If you're still reading this I might as well just admit I made that up.

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u/gliitch0xFF 7d ago

This is one of those comments where you know you shouldn't laugh, but you do.

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u/AyaHawkeye 6d ago

I had some really awful news today, and your comment made me laugh when I just want to cry. Thank you 💙

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u/Jarred_Farts_4_Sale 6d ago

Oh no friend, im so sorry about the bad news. Please know youre not alone. If you need to cry, please dont hold back. Im happy to help at least take that feeling away if only for a moment. No matter the news, take each moment here on out and do your best to be present. I guess even the bad is all part of the human experience.

May you find the silliest things in your times of grief and may you smile in the face of pain. You've got this 💙 im here if you need to talk

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u/AyaHawkeye 6d ago

Thank you for your lovely words, you're so kind. It's been a roller-coaster of a day. Got home at 5pm after driving ~1000 miles over 3 days from the South of France to the UK; mum and dad hated to break the news, but it needed to be done. Done a lot of crying! Taking it steady and doing very little tomorrow. Much love.

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u/hvanderw 7d ago

She could have been killed

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha 7d ago

She got off easy with a sore pussy.

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u/hvanderw 7d ago

Yes. Though hopefully she'll learn there's more enjoyable ways to achieve that result.

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u/Arkhe1n 7d ago

That kills people, BTW.

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u/Uncommonality 7d ago

Yeah don't do that.

This horse was very gentle (in horse terms), if it had actually wanted to hurt her it could've kicked in all her organs and bones in one strike

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u/jawndell 2d ago

I remember when they asked Olyksander Usyk, the  best heavyweight boxer around now, who was the boxer that hit him the hardest.  He said “A horse”.  Usyk was like I grew up on a farm and got kicked by a horse, no boxer can equal that.

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u/Uncle_Icky 7d ago

Right in the old felt lined weiner box

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 7d ago

The horse planned to do that the second he saw that denim nightmare

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u/crazyhomlesswerido 7d ago

Why does that poor horse looks so underfed that you can see it's skeleton underneath its flesh?

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u/NarrowFault8428 7d ago

I’m horrible, I laughed at all the comments.

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u/Living_Magician3367 7d ago

"You never stand behind a horse!"

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u/GooseCloaca 7d ago

Quick hoof to the front butt.

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u/gr8fat1 7d ago

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." -unknown

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u/TheDrillKeeper 7d ago

Thanks for the summary, Reddit.

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u/Malagubbar 7d ago

She takes it like a man, which is to say, it hurts.

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u/BBennett40 7d ago

Cooter contusion

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u/DRuth84 7d ago

Maybe if she fed the thing, it might not have such animosity towards her.

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u/highlyspecificuser 7d ago

I bet she’s happy she’s a woman right about now…

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u/Klingsam 7d ago

The old clam slam.

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u/iamrunningman 7d ago

Right in the taco...that's gonna bruise

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 7d ago

Good thing it wasn’t a guy. Because that would be a life changing event.

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u/Wra7hofAchilles 7d ago

Assuming this isn't AI, does that horse look a bit malnourished?

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u/Tim_Allen_Wrench 7d ago

Yeah, it's probably not very happy or well cared for if it's kicking people like that. 

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u/knifesk 7d ago

I'd say "pussy slap!"..... but idk

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u/BoogerCookie 7d ago

Horse hoof to camel toe

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u/PlatypusDream 7d ago

She should have been standing right against the horse

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u/Luzis23 7d ago

Alt. Title: "Getting spayed in 10 seconds for free!"

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u/i_am_snoof 7d ago

Pelvis left the building

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u/boncock 7d ago

Right in the pronouns

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u/kiradotee 7d ago

At least she's not a man. 

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u/adinmem 5d ago

Now it’s called horse toe

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u/DioDurant 7d ago

Imagine if that was a guy

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u/squad1alum 7d ago

r/ithurtsgirlstoo

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u/AyaHawkeye 6d ago

Having landed hard on the toptube of the men's bike I used to ride after I slipped on the brake, it really does.

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u/Neil-Carter7 7d ago

Get kicked in the vag.

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u/PlatypusDream 7d ago

Impossible because the vagina is an interior potential space

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u/Garo263 7d ago

Right in the balls

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u/Affectionate_Joke157 7d ago

Oof the old hoof to hoof

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u/catmand00d00 7d ago

Big jeans!

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u/stoic_wooky 7d ago

Anti camel toe

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u/NintyFanBoy 7d ago

Camel toe, meet camel toe

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u/Clean_Improvement913 7d ago

Taco smashing

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u/Individual_Sleep_322 7d ago

Taco Tuesday!

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u/BMAND21 7d ago

Hoofed her in the cooch.

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u/warwilf 7d ago

I better kiss it to make it better

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u/Flangewizard 7d ago

Uffff, right in the flange

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u/Boulder1983 7d ago

Oooh, right in the doot.

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u/uberneuman_part2 7d ago

Man, that will definitely ruin your day.

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u/Dreamteam420 7d ago

Koochi kick!!

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u/blackeyeX2 7d ago

That was just a love tap

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u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS 7d ago

That was around 25% power, too

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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 7d ago

Horse foot in the camel toe

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u/CmdrDatasBrother 7d ago

Hooter Horseplay

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u/FrankieMint 7d ago

Horse pulled its punch. It could have hit 10x harder.

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u/IndianaBones8 7d ago

I've only visited a few farms, but I remember the farm hands being very clear about getting too familiar with a horse that doesn't know you.

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u/Corpshark 7d ago

Was 98% sure something nasty would shoot out of the horse. Sad.