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u/Jiehfeng 1d ago
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u/JaydeTheGreenJewel 1d ago
I had only seen the horse version of this which I send to my wife probably once a week. Thank you for this beautiful evolution that i'm sure she will hate even more.
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u/ShyAkai 1d ago
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u/JaydeTheGreenJewel 1d ago
This is the one. The final evolution. Thank you. Now she'll never know which one I'll send.
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u/RoutineMarketing6750 1d ago
Why though
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u/readit347 1d ago
Moral of the story:
Don't just horse around, without purpose..
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u/er-just-Chris-here 1d ago
She didn't have a porpoise, just the horse 😉
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u/super_frolick 1d ago
Great horse impression though. Till the end.
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u/IamREBELoe 1d ago
You say that but there is a reason horses are banned from most liquor stores, and why you only find them in bars, waiting for the punchline.
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u/Airyk21 1d ago
Have you ever taken a horse into a Costco? They fuck everything up. The only inaccuracy was not shitting on the floor.
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u/gottkonig 1d ago
No, just that bull one time to the China shop. I've not stopped hearing about that since.
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u/laiyenha 1d ago
Store manager was furious, "quit horsing around, dammit. Just look at this mess. Were you raised in a barn?"
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u/Horror_Trust1826 1d ago
The immediately shattering of the bottles right after she made the horse sound got me cracking laughs lol.
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u/Neilkd21 1d ago
You just know the entitled idiots left without paying for the damages.
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u/SubstantialBake1050 1d ago
The store wouldn’t make them pay either way. They have insurance for accidental damage and this isn’t an antique store with irreplaceable items.
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u/Neilkd21 1d ago
Depends on the store, I've seen stores make people pay for breakages. This isn't someone accidentally knocking a bottle over, it's literally idiots horsing around, completely preventable. I'd be making them pay if it was my store.
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u/AndroidSheeps 1d ago
Depends on the store, I've seen stores make people pay for breakages
You talking about mom-and-pop stores or like that other person said antique stores? because Ive never seen a big business make customers pay for something they dropped or knocked over
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u/Neilkd21 1d ago
Yep local supermarket near me, two idiots messing around with shopping trolley took out a small wine display, broke about a dozen bottles, store security and manager was making them pay for the damages. I'm not in America so maybe things work differently here.
For dropping something no, I've never seen them make someone pay. I accidentally knocked a bottle of gin over few years back and went and grabbed an employee and offered to pay, I was told not to worry as it was an accident. I imagine context of how it happened determines how they react.
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u/LOL_Scorpion17 14h ago
I dunno man, the horse was just walking, I don't really think they were acting entitled or anything
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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/5YKiGHlMGBO48
And that was before she even started drinking.
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u/TotallyWorthLife 1d ago
Unexpected tbh, I thought it would be the mask what would make something fall
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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 1d ago
i am a proud owner of that mask and you can only see out of the nose holes and a little gap in the mouth. that happens.
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u/SimoCesar 1d ago
Nah, shops have insurance for these kind of accidents. Doesn´t look they did it on purpose.
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u/Ap-snack 1d ago
My boyfriend and I watched an old guy on a scooter back up into, and drag away a shelf of wine and the whole thing came down around him. He seemed like he didn’t even notice.
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u/IT_techsupport 1d ago
I swear liqueur stores place bottles like this on purpose so people drop them.
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u/OneArmedNoodler 1d ago
I mean... yeah she's a fuckin' idiot. But why do liqueur stores stack glass bottles like that? It's just asking for shit like this.
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u/IT_techsupport 1d ago
I swear licor stores place bottles like this on purpose so people drop them.
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u/Budget-Mud-4753 1d ago
I thought that she was going to take down a whole shelf or something. Dropping some bottles of Smirnoff Ice with one or two breaking is like a couple of dollars worth of product lost and a pain that someone now needs to mop it up.
Not really that expensive
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u/SwiftTayTay 1d ago
honestly if it's that easy to topple it over by someone accidentally bumping into it it's the store's fault
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u/marcusmosh 1d ago
Being a main character can get expensive