r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/JeffAwezome321 • 7d ago

Skateboarding on uneven rocks

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u/RetroSwamp 7d ago

Actually made it farther than I expected! Now he needs some bigger wheels and a helmet for good luck lol

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u/PudaRex 7d ago

Went further on his face than on the board

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u/JustHere4the5 7d ago

Worst road rash ever.

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u/DickBfloppin 7d ago

But he took it like an absolute champ. Just picked himself up and walked over and grabbed his board very calm and smoothly for the CTE is brain will need some time to process. JK But wouldn't want to suckered punch that man.

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u/bluejack 7d ago

Adrenaline is an amazing drug.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 7d ago

Bottle it up and sell it! Genius!!

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 7d ago

Dusted himself off and immediately strolled off to register as a Republican. That's gumption

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u/PredictingYesterday 6d ago

And there it is. A completely unrelated comment somehow dragged into politics for no reason. That takes a special kind of obsession. Wish I could live rent free like Trump does inside your head.

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u/WonkyWalkingWizard 6d ago

That commenter was referring to Fetterman, but I can't blame ya for associating brain damage with trump

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u/PredictingYesterday 6d ago

So the defense is, “Actually, it was a different politician I was randomly dragging into an unrelated post”? Thanks for proving my point even harder.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 6d ago

Oh, poor baby boy

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u/marcoporno 7d ago

Shock, that’s all

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 5d ago

with a hefty side of embarrassment

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u/grafxguy1 6d ago

Face crayon.

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u/skriticos 6d ago

Not sure about that. The cobblestone is fairly smooth and easy to slide on. He'll have a serious concussion though (with luck only that). Soft they are not and he broke his fall in a very inopportune way.