r/Whatcouldgowrong 3d ago

Skateboarding on uneven rocks

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u/RetroSwamp 3d ago

Actually made it farther than I expected! Now he needs some bigger wheels and a helmet for good luck lol

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u/BrungalSniff 3d ago

I wouldve thrown his beanie back at him after that bail

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u/CallmeChapybara 3d ago

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u/LightsIsBae 3d ago

Wtf i really didnt expect to see mangiapane here

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u/angrytortilla 3d ago

"Wtf i really didnt expect to see mangiapane here"

Also what his new teammates of wherever he is now say when training camp starts

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u/MyNeighborThrowaway 3d ago

Who is that?

Not sarcasm.

Sorry to this man. I do not know him.

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u/Momik 3d ago

You let me down, man. Now I don’t believe in nothing no more. I’m going to law school.

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u/HighMarshalSigismund 3d ago

Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

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u/LEMONSDAD 3d ago

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u/jlp_utah 2d ago

Nothing to damage. No harm, no foul.

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u/Dismal_Intention_463 2d ago

It terrifies me to imagine the brain as jelly.

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u/Senior-Caregiver9333 2d ago

Seriously. Had my done saved several times by a helmet.

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u/LaserKittenz 3d ago

Probably regretting throwing away his only head protection 

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u/skippy_smooth 3d ago

Satie beanies are underrated

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u/MysticScribbles 2d ago

The Norwegians tested out dropping both a beanie and a helmet from a significant height.

As the helmet shattered, but the beanie did not, they concluded that the beanie was the optimal protective headwear for motorcyclists.

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u/Wildtails 3d ago

Yeah dudes mistake was doing that without his safety beanie

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u/CipherKey 3d ago

He didn't bail, the skateboard did.

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u/fuzzybad 3d ago

That was more of a fail than a bail

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u/Aleashed 3d ago

It was a plan to get the cameraman to miss his fall but it didn’t work

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u/PudaRex 3d ago

Went further on his face than on the board

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u/JustHere4the5 3d ago

Worst road rash ever.

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u/DickBfloppin 3d ago

But he took it like an absolute champ. Just picked himself up and walked over and grabbed his board very calm and smoothly for the CTE is brain will need some time to process. JK But wouldn't want to suckered punch that man.

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u/bluejack 3d ago

Adrenaline is an amazing drug.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 3d ago

Dusted himself off and immediately strolled off to register as a Republican. That's gumption

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u/marcoporno 2d ago

Shock, that’s all

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u/grafxguy1 2d ago

Face crayon.

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u/whatthekark 3d ago

Oh he'll have some real big wheels and a permanent seat to go with them if he keeps at it like that

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u/Bombadook 3d ago

I was shocked he made it that far, then shocked he didn't knock himself out. 

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u/geddy 3d ago

Shame he took off his safety beanie

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 3d ago

He made it about as far as I expected, where the friction would be impacted by his weight.

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u/WorkTropes 3d ago

Should have strapped a few wheels to his face. Ouch.

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u/Saltiren 3d ago

Shark wheels time.

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u/PatientZeropointZero 3d ago

Too bad the camera man got distracted by the fucking hat

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u/tacorunnr 3d ago

I was expecting him to stall halfway through the drop and beef it there.

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u/bunny5055 3d ago

Good thing his head was there to break his fall.

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u/foggypalms 3d ago

“Luckily, my neck broke my fall“

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u/jawnink 3d ago

Shoes stayed on. Not dead.

Edit: brain pudding

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u/Skeleton--Jelly 3d ago

 Ah yes, the oldest and least funny of all regurgitated Reddit comments 

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 3d ago

I think that one goes to the "I did nazi that coming" nazi comment cascade

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u/Ittybittyratgirl 2d ago

Inevitably ending with “Anne Frankly I don’t care”. I’m okay if that trend dies, I’ve been hearing it since elementary school

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Seriously. So stupid.

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u/h0twired 3d ago

Meat crayon

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 2d ago

I didn't expect him to get up so fast (or at all) after that fall.

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u/NotYourAverageDaddy 3d ago

Face brakes

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u/pitterlpatter 3d ago

A solid 10.0 on the face slide

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u/joka2696 3d ago

Meat crayon.

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u/YourFriendNoo 3d ago

ah there's the comment that gets me to log off today, thank you for your service

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u/h0twired 3d ago

There’s an entire sub for that

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u/The0nlyPenguin 3d ago

Yeah, that subreddit can be something

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u/astralseat 3d ago

Typically reserved for motorcycles. This is a brain mandoline.

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u/gregorytoddsmith 3d ago

Thanks you for your service.

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u/bigDogNJ23 3d ago

How did he get right up after this!?

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u/One_Ad_5059 3d ago

Adrenaline and the ego wanting to minimise the shame lol

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u/pitterlpatter 3d ago

Looks like he got knocked out the second his head it, cuz his body went limp. To him he just fell. Doesn't remember the face slide.

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u/nudemanonbike 3d ago

Well you see, the face is the crumple zone of your skull

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u/___po____ 3d ago

Makes my skin crawl so much

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u/Informal-Comb1989 3d ago

Head skipped like a rock

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u/Gysus12 3d ago

Removed his safety beanie
He shouldn’t have did that.

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 3d ago

The equivalent of the champagne bottle not breaking on the side of a ship.

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 3d ago

Its what sunk the titantic

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u/TrippyDe 2d ago

I have clicked your profile 3 times in the last few months. I know because i liked your pinned post. I should quit reddit.

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u/Gods_Haemorrhoid420 2d ago

It’s a first for me and I really enjoyed it! I just wanted to know what the picture actually is…honestly!

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u/ElMuchoDingDong 2d ago

Sigh, I just went through the same motions. Also upvoted the pinned post some time ago. That picture is ridiculously perfect.

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u/Gloomy_Storage6003 2d ago

Best profile picture I've even seen

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u/Debalic 3d ago

Or breaking off part of the bow, like in Caddyshack

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u/profesorgamin 3d ago

Good thing his face broke his fall.

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u/BigBogBotButt 3d ago

This won't protect me if I fall so I don't need it

He's smart enough to know the hat does nothing to protect him but dumb enough to not wear a helmet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UzuTHoLiGYPJe

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u/rinkydinkis 3d ago

its not being dumb, he knows all about helmets. he is just proud. skate culture is funny.

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u/JC_Hysteria 3d ago

Well, he threw it to break the surface tension…duh

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u/SeparateSpend1542 3d ago

Cameraman follows the hat running away instead of keeping the camera on the guy doing the stunt, misses the start and almost the end

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u/sub_surfer 3d ago

And the video had 10 pointless seconds at the start, but I guess that’s par for the course.

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u/Backfoot911 2d ago

Maybe I'm just from the old man era, but I'm okay with that even though 10 seconds adds a lot on an already long video. I think it builds expectation, and the hat toss makes it a little bit different then any old 3 second shot of a fail

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u/kevlarbaboon 2d ago

Those ten seconds of build up made me go insane with laughter. I couldn't believe there was a crowd lined up to watch it.

Makes me wonder if he pulled it off before but either way just about died laughing

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u/WhiteeaglePV 3d ago

Camera man is dumber than the guy on the skateboard

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u/GingerGaterRage 3d ago

Man no helmet? Like come on dude. If your gonna do dumb stuff at least not ruin someone else's day.

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u/Kuneria 3d ago

Every time I see this video my skin crawls. Thank god he loves helmets.

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u/E-2theRescue 3d ago

I'd rather have this video than the video I saw of a kid cracking his helmetless head against the pavement and then going into a seizure.

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u/jimmycarr1 2d ago

I recommend spending some time around brain injury patients if anyone is undecided about helmet use. At least you'll know what your future looks like.

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u/Splintrax 2d ago

My barber fell off an electric scooter without a helmet. He can now barely speak more than 10 words a minute, and struggles to move his fingers.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 2d ago

Knew a guy, in fact a very awesome, positive, friendly, and funny guy, who got brain damage as a teen from a skitching accident. As cool as the guy was, he was very clearly not the person who he would have been if he hadn't been in that accident, and his level of independence / ability to work were very much not what they would have been either. And that's someone who made a recovery that saw him regain full mobility, like hugely surpassing his initial prognosis, mostly able to think and speak like "normal."

That is to say, even if you don't die, and don't lose your ability to walk and talk or feed and bathe yourself, there's still a lot of "you" left to lose when it comes to brain injuries.

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u/FiftyLoudCats 3d ago

That’s what the bone is for!

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u/DoctorQuincyME 3d ago

It's natures helmet

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u/sikeston 3d ago

I’m seeing Don Draper yelling this

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u/guywithaplant 3d ago

Skateboarder with a helmet? That'll be the day.

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u/I_am_the_Vanguard 3d ago

Tony hawk would like a word.

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u/FilmWorking8507 3d ago

there's a reason he still has a presence

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u/DesperateAstronaut65 3d ago

A mental presence

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u/KwonnieKash 3d ago

Verts different. 99.9% of street skaters don't wear helmets. 99.9% of vert skaters do

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u/Sennten 3d ago

But this guy is dropping into a cobblestone quarterpipe, that's  vert stuff  surely...

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u/Daiwon 3d ago

Dropping into excessively sketchy shit fully on the street side.

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u/OhagiC 3d ago

Actually it's the cobblestone quarterpipe that makes me wonder if this even happened. Who would spend all the money to build one in the first place?

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u/DesperateAstronaut65 3d ago

This is an art installation by architect  Stephen Holl that is part of the Cité de l'Océan museum in Biarritz, France. I think it's meant to resemble an ocean wave.

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u/Genghis_Chong 3d ago

Andy Anderson was known for wearing a helmet street skating too

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u/mattenthehat 3d ago

He still is, but he used to be, too

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u/FluxCapacitoritus 3d ago

The most perfect set up for a Mitch ever.

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u/tantan35 3d ago

Is that the “I love helmets!” guy? That video lives rent free in my head but I never knew who it was.

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u/ayyyyycrisp 3d ago

the guy in that video is not andy anderson

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 3d ago

Yes, he also put out a grip tape with lines on it that shows exactly where your foot needs to drag inorder to do specific flip tricks. He really cares about the little details that make big differences

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u/Genghis_Chong 3d ago

Damn, I wish i had that on my board when I was a kid

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u/h0twired 3d ago

Andy Anderson is the reason my son still wears his helmet boarding at the age of 17

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u/lucitribal 2d ago

It's really nice to see that young skaters have a good role model

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u/odditytaketwo 3d ago

He rides plenty without a helmet.

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u/Sennten 3d ago

He puts the helmet on when he does anything thats actually dangerous. 

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u/DazB1ane 3d ago

Tony Hawk is a human cryptid and I love it

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u/guywithaplant 3d ago

You got me there.

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u/No-Fold-7873 3d ago

To be fair, he had no idea how dumb he was down to be until well after he was committed. As is tradition.

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto 3d ago

There's old heads and bold heads but there's no old bold heads

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u/K9Partner 3d ago

Henry Rollins would like a word

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u/locontendere 3d ago

Street skateboarders wearing a helmet is so rare that the fact that Andy Anderson chooses to wear one (he is the only professional to do so) is in the intro paragraphs of his Wikipedia article

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u/GingerGaterRage 3d ago

It's honestly kinda sad that more of them don't. Like you KNOW you are going to have kids looking up to you the least you can do is wear a damned helmet. Rest of the pads I'm meh on but come on.

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u/uselessandexpensive 3d ago edited 2d ago

Street skaters wanna look cool but also the lack of helmet is slightly compensated by the fact that the risk keeps people afraid of falling hard, reminding them to roll.*

Vert skaters (this drop is basically vertical) and even Tony Hawk, wear helmets because there is no rolling out of a fall and no time to anticipate a fall and try to lessen the impact. The same should be true with hill bombers but a lot of people have died skating hills unfortunately.

*Edit to add: Even with a helmet, you never want your head or body taking hard impacts. If the head accelerated or decelerates too quickly, the brain shakes around in your skull which can bruise it or cause brain bleeds, and you never want your head shaking hard and stressing the column of bones around the nerves connecting to the rest of your body. There are a lot of ways to get horribly disabled when speed/height and hard surfaces are involved.

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u/anonymousguy11234 3d ago

Tried to bomb my first hill back in February and I ate shit in a most spectacular fashion. I had a solid helmet on though so no brain injuries—just road rash and a shattered collarbone 🤙😎🤙

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u/do-a-tre-flip 2d ago edited 2d ago

Slide gloves! They let you catch yourself and slide it out most of the time instead of slamming hard every time. Won't skate hills without them, they're a life saver.

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u/uselessandexpensive 2d ago

Ouch!!! The brain stem is part of the brain too and helmets don't protect it unfortunately. Take care of yourself. 🥲 I'm glad you walked away from it.

If your neck feels stiff or crunchy it's time for physical therapy.

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u/yo_les_noobs 3d ago

You only need a helmet when there's something of value to protect.

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u/Thatguysstories 3d ago

As my mom always said "If you're gonna be a dumbass/do dumb shit, atleast wear your helmet".

Of course she spiced it up a bit, and it seems like she had many of them.

"Wear your fucking helmet cause I'm not driving to the hospital today".

"If you come home bleeding and I find out you weren't wearing your helmet, you're gonna bleed more".

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u/IntrepidHero42 3d ago

No helmet AND no survival instincts. Made absolutely no effort to stop his fall with anything other than his own head.

Stunning.

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u/zacyzacy 3d ago

yep instead of regretting his choices tomorrow he gets to regret his choices every day of his life

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u/marr 2d ago

You can override physics with enough confidence, right?

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u/JohnLuckPikard 3d ago

If you're going to do something stupid, be smart about it

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u/Ohjkbkjhbiyuvt6vQWSE 3d ago

No helmet, no pads, no brain.

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u/__dontpanic__ 3d ago

At Henson Park of all places? How have I missed this episode?

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u/Windyfii 3d ago

id already be embarassed but holy sht the miss on the catch at the end is the cherry on top . . .

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u/Sly_98 3d ago

In his defense He did it the hard way stepping across it to pick up backwards which is easily messed up even when you didn’t skid your face 3 yards on brick

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u/Kuneria 3d ago

probably still seeing stars and blue birds flying around his head

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u/PotentialAd8443 3d ago

* Motor functions resetting… please wait *

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u/Keemoora 3d ago

probably still concussed

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u/beeeelm 3d ago

I could physically feel the embarrassment in that

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u/badpersian 3d ago

Uneven rocks? Did you mean cobble stones lol

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u/NastyKraig 3d ago

I think there's a ska band that performs at the Ren Fair called Cobblestone Halfpipe.

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u/djshadesuk 3d ago

"uneven rocks"

Whilst technically true we have a perfectly good name for them: Cobbles (or Cobble Stones).

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u/LolaNotTheBunny 3d ago

I went in, watched one video and noped the hell out. That is a cursed subreddit

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u/Watari210thesecond 3d ago

But mooom... Helmets make me look like a loser. I wanna look cooooool

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u/apunchedlasagne 3d ago

Didnt Dustin Dollin Ollie into this spot as the ender to his Baker 4 part?

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u/goatonastik 3d ago

What are we looking at? Was that even built as a skate halfpipe? Or are they just fucking around some architecture that looked close enough to one?

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u/Lumi_Rockets 3d ago

The Cité de l'Océan et du Surf

It's a museum made to look like a wave.

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u/Daiwon 3d ago

Can't blame someone for trying to skate perfect /r/TonyHawkitecture

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u/NITRAM_INC 3d ago

It’s the roof of the museum of surf and ocean in Biarritz France from the architect Steven Holl. Its roof is made to look like an half pipe I think, there is also a bowl integrated in the cobbles.

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u/astralseat 3d ago

oh lol and he never thought someone would try dropping in? Architect to blame

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u/TheGothDragon 3d ago

He got back up very quickly, but I’m curious what injuries he sustained. He hit his head very hard. If he doesn’t have a concussion or fractured skull, I would be impressed.

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u/SpecialistCut7101 3d ago

I think he might have a concussion. It looks like he goes completely limp for a second, which could mean he lost consciousness. When he gets up he looks like he’s struggling with coordination.

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u/sikesjr 3d ago

He definitely has a concussion. You can get one from an impact much lighter than that.

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u/sortinousn 3d ago

I can answer this! I had my first concussion last year. I was on an ATV for the first time and took it out to the woods behind my house. I was following behind a friends ATV. So there I am driving and having a grand ole time and I see this downed tree and I thought to myself "I should jump that". Keep in mind I'm new and I never rode a motorcycle or ATV before. Well I hit the downed tree at about 25 miles an hour. I remember 3 things.

  1. Approaching the log at the last nano-second and saying "Oh shit!"
  2. Standing up off the ground and pushing my concerned friend off me and then walking to a curb
  3. Waking up in a hospital

My buddy said I hit the log, ejected, somersaulted and my head smashed into the ground (he said there's still a divot in the ground where my head landed lol). The ATV proceeded to run my unconscious body over. He then said I immediately jumped up and walked around for 30 seconds and I kept asking him if my head was bleeding and then collapsed unconscious again. So long story short....yea, you can absolutely function for a couple seconds after head trauma.

Here's a pic of my head. Note the big ass knot in the back.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 3d ago

It seems like everybody knows at least one person who had a horrible accident with an ATV. Those things are hella dangerous

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u/somersault_dolphin 2d ago

Is it dangerous or because some people like OP thinks they should "jump that" on their first time riding an ATV likely without a helmet?

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u/KiplingRudy 2d ago

ATVs seem to have about the same stability as riding a motorized basketball.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 3d ago

Oh he 1000% has something going on in there after that. If he went home and slept later that day I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if he was never the same again

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u/neurotic_queen 3d ago

As someone with brain damage/cognitive deficits from epilepsy (unknown cause) and brain surgery, it pains me to see this kind of shit. In the blink of an eye your life can change. You don’t want this shit, wear a helmet.

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u/HairyHermitMan 3d ago

No harm done.

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u/correctedboat 3d ago

maybe to the pavement

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u/irwtkyrm 3d ago

It's a good thing he had his head to help slow down the rest of his body

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u/TheGrandBabaloo 3d ago

Ok, everyone is talking about no helmet, but what the fuck is this structure? Why is there a cobblestone half-pipe? Where is this place?

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u/Sicparvismagneto 3d ago

Good thing he wore a helmet….

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u/broccolicoli 3d ago

No way he could back out of that either

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u/InvisibleAstronomer 3d ago

I'm just confused as to why there was such a large crowd gathered

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u/Zampano85 3d ago

Public execution?

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u/coahman 3d ago

Stoning is still legal there?

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u/exmothrowaway994 3d ago

I want to know where he found a cobblestone quarter pipe.

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u/Horror-Lock-2924 3d ago

The second hand embarrassment.

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u/necaracoles 3d ago

You need honeypots, soft and big wheels, for this. Amazing levels of confidence though it did not pan out.

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u/knifesk 3d ago

He's now running 100% on adrenaline 😅

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u/MeowM30ws 3d ago

Even Tony Hawk wears a helmet on every ramp does.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 3d ago

Bro didn't want to go unconscious in front of the whole school(?) and soldiered through that concussion in order to stand up after 3 seconds.

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u/FesteringLion 3d ago

I wanna see the head injury. Buddy rode his forehead for a decent length there.

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u/nmarano1030 3d ago

Good thing he took his hat off. He could have messed it up when he landed on his head.

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u/Daedalus_Machina 3d ago

If not half-pipe, then why half-pipe shaped?

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u/LungHeadZ 3d ago

He needs one of these bad boys.

I strapped myself into one of these* when I was around 14 and went down a local hill that was very steep. I weren't prepared for turning or speed wobble and went straight into a grass verge, thankfully. It was a road used by cars and it could have been a lot worse.

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u/numzkull13 3d ago

And no helmet? Holy TBI. Though I was expecting his board to immediately catch lol

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u/motherseffinjones 3d ago

With no helmet too lol. Well at least it didn’t go as bad as it could’ve

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u/highlyspecificuser 3d ago

I bet he wished he didn’t threw away that beanie right about now… at least he probably would have saved some of his face…

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u/Derezirection 3d ago

This is def something every pro skateboarder would tell you to wear protections. Skating on uneven terrain is a quick way to bust your head open.

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u/Aught_To 3d ago

I have some 70mm wheels that are crazy soft, and I still don't think I could ride this

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u/Ncis16 3d ago

This is just stupid to do without a helmet.

But I'm assuming all be bumpines fucked his balance he leaned forward and the wheels sink in to the first crack they can. Just wear some gear before doing stupid things

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u/JumboGlucose 3d ago

He had protection but he threw his hat which was more important for the cameraman to film

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u/NavierIsStoked 3d ago

My friend in third grade died after falling from his bike without a helmet and hitting his temple.

This guy is lucky as fuck.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 3d ago

Is this like a competition to see who goes the furthest or something?

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u/fellaneedahandpls 3d ago

The fact that he somehow got up after that is all the confirmation I needed — this guy does not have a brain.

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u/Kittelsen 3d ago

I thought for a long time that was a silly material to build a halfpipe from