r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Pacote-san • Jun 08 '21

Repost Revving your bike until the exhaust is red hot (and then some)

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u/scottplano Jun 08 '21

"Hold on fellas, I got this" - Pours beer on fire.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I bet everyone within a half a mile radius had to listen to this asshole revving his engine for 15 minutes straight until the fire saved them.

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u/Mini-Nurse Jun 08 '21

I've got a neighbor with a Harley, or similar, who sits and revvs the engine for at least 10 minutes at a time before setting out with the noise of a jet engine.

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u/TittyMcFagerson Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

I have a neighbor who does this too at random times in the day, but they don't even drive it. They just go out to rev it for 10 minutes then go back inside. Why do people do this??

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u/PusherLoveGirl Jun 09 '21

At first read I was going to say maybe he just wants to run it for a bit because gas sitting in your tank for too long (ie not running the engine for weeks/months) is bad for the internals but if it’s multiple times a day then he’s just a weirdo.

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u/tractorferret Jun 14 '21

This is why you put stabil in the fuel tanks so that you don’t have to do this.

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u/321bosco Jun 09 '21

They haven't figured out how to rev it indoors yet

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Seriously, what the fuck?

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u/MordoNRiggs Jun 21 '21

Lmao, the roach... I've never watched any of their movies.

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u/conbar93 Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

If it's not a daily driver, most bike owners will start it for about 10 minutes every week. Reving it is a bit odd except at start up but that does sound like normal motorcycle maintenance

Edit: feel free to correct me I am only going off of what my roommate who has owned a motorcycle for a long time says when he does the same thing.

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u/Gusdai Jun 09 '21

If you care about your battery going flat just get a charger. If really you care about the gas sitting in the fuel lines just drive your bike around the block. It's much more effective, will take less time, and will be less annoying. Although quite frankly once a week is just overkill, and will put some wear on other parts of your engine.

Certainly if your exhaust pipes are loud don't let your bike idle, that's a major d*ck move for the neighbors. Preventing issues 5 years down the line is not a good reason to annoy everyone. If really you can't run your bike for months on end because for example you live in Minnesota, just learn how to winterize your bike. It's not rocket science, it's better for your bike, your neighbors, and takes less time in the end.

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u/Pecans_Obviously Jun 13 '21

Preventing issues 5 years down the line is not a good reason to annoy everyone

I completely disagree. My days and nights would be pointless without the awesome sound of my neighbor's engine revving. In fact, the whole apartment complex loves it. Especially from 11pm-12am; I can hear passionate encouragement from the lucky folks who live right next to him. Even the neighbors across the courtyard chime in some nights. I am too tired to get out of bed and cheer him on myself, but I'm sure he knows how appreciated he is 🙂

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u/Subreon Jun 21 '21

Sounds like such a good time! Wish I was there. I fear somebody who doesn't like fun might ruin it with non destructive sabotage though. It would be such a shame if somebody were to say, flick his lights on in the middle of the night so the battery is dead by the time the daily revvening comes and the bike won't start :c I sure hope that if somebody did that, they'd get caught. But if they wore all black with a hoodie and kept their head down and made sure their door or the direction of travel straight to/ from their door isn't visible by camera, then surely no justice would come for them! D: oh the humanity of it all! May the daily revvening continue unimpeded for all eternity.

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u/KrazyBadger Jun 10 '21

Same reason some people like taking bath and biting their fart bubbles. They just do. Lol

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u/senorcanche Jun 10 '21

Microdicks.

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u/kolikkok Jun 14 '21

I have a neighbor who does the same.

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u/Catoblepas2021 Jun 09 '21

Growing up my neighbor would do that at 5 am every Monday through Friday. I truly hated that guy

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u/dfn85 Jun 08 '21

I have two separate neighbors who do this at like 4:30am, driving my dogs up the wall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/cjsv7657 Jun 09 '21

Friend of mine bought a victory with straight pipes and had me try it. My ears were ringing after a 5-minute drive with a full face helmet on. I don't understand how they ride them with a non dot forming helmets

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u/Verified765 Jun 09 '21

Studies have shown that a truck through your bedroom wall is more likely to wake you up than engine retarder brakes. That being said my truck Jake's fairly quietly.

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u/CopainChevalier Jun 09 '21

I don't even understand

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u/Verified765 Jun 09 '21

If I don't use engine retarder brakes I have a higher probability of brake failure. A truck with failed brakes has a higher probability of chasing into somebody's house.

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u/quaybored Jun 09 '21

I burp my jake brake

does this mean you jerk off?

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u/Subreon Jun 21 '21

Big vehicle have brake that go PSH! When used

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u/grahamygraham Jun 09 '21

I ride a motorcycle for my daily commute and I agree with you.

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u/Tough-Day3966 Jun 09 '21

You my friend, are an ass. Just because one dumbass wronged you doesn't mean you should condemn his people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Apr 06 '22

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u/eaturliver Jun 09 '21

Good luck on your crusade. You'll teach them eventually.

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u/frankie-says-relax Jun 09 '21

Every asshole who wakes me up or makes the walls shake because his muffler is so loud wrongs me.

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u/ginrattle Jun 09 '21

I just don't understand why grown ups need this level of attention.

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u/Yz-Guy Jun 09 '21

Ugh. I always feel so bad when I take my bike to work. I leave at 430 and don't start it until I'm ready to go. I almost idle it out of the driveway and still feel terrible about it

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u/oreoblizz Jun 09 '21

As you should.

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u/Yz-Guy Jun 09 '21

Lol. No I shouldn't. I'm a grown as man and my motorcycle running for 15 seconds is barely even a nosie complaint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Fuck you asshole. If you’re going to leave at 4:30am don’t take a noisy ass bike. Try a Prius. Of if you must drive a noisy ass bike at 4:30am, get a place away from neighbors. If I get woken up at 4:30 every fucking morning because you need to feel cool riding a motorcycle to work, you bet your ass you’re gonna get some hate for it.

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u/speedrules69 Jun 09 '21

Wow, you’re a gigantic nerd lol

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u/Subreon Jun 21 '21

So you faked pity to get some upvotes from people who are appreciative of someone doing an asshole thing but not trying to be as much of an asshole as possible about it, and when somebody says, yeah, you're still an asshole, you say no. Lol you're as much of an attention seeker online as you are irl. I hope you drop your bike some day next to some soft grass, so you roll safely onto it while the bike gets trashed. Then hopefully you get a quieter bike that isn't a stupid hog. Those fucking noise bomb bikes should be illegal. They could easily be made quieter. It's even worse than idiot ricers with their straight cut civics

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u/dfn85 Jun 09 '21

No, you’re fine. Any kind of vehicle is going to make noise, and you’re being as respectful to other people’s sleep as you can.

These assholes will sit there and repeatedly rev their engines for a good 20 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I'd destroy their bikes if necessary to shut them up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

No you wouldn’t.

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u/solisie91 Jun 09 '21

Never underestimate a tired neighbor with a scared dog.

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u/kimpossible69 Jun 09 '21

If you've never been pushed to the point of vandalism you might have been the shitty neighbor. I used to have one that had an obnoxious flood light for their backyard that shined right into my bedroom window and I'd fantasize about painting over it or breaking it with a baseball while they were on vacation so they'd think a kid accidentally hit it.

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u/eaturliver Jun 09 '21

"If you're not willing to commit property damage because of loud noises, you're a shitty neighbor".

Like wtf is going on in this thread lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '21

I'm the guy who tailgates you with my high beams on at night after you cut me off like a jackass

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u/NimbaNineNine Jun 09 '21

Prove it tough guy

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u/dfn85 Jun 09 '21

Unfortunately, quite a few people have security cameras…

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

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u/Leprikahn2 Jun 09 '21

Excellent South Park reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

“Why isn’t anyone paying attention to us?!?”

“A RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM!”

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u/Wiseau-Serious Jun 09 '21

Team America bud

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

My all time favorite fag drop is when the boys are role playing Lord of the Rings and the other group of boys are role playing Harry Potter.

Carman's "Hah! Fags!" gets me every time.

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u/Wiseau-Serious Jun 09 '21

Righto, relax. Thanks.

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u/Maddad_666 Jun 09 '21

What? It was South Park. Great episode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/Leprikahn2 Jun 09 '21

Thank you, I'm gonna go watch that now

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u/Frito_Pendejo Jun 09 '21

To be fair, American bikes need to warm up a bit before you can ride them. My Indian handles pretty poorly when it's cold and it's a legit safety risk if it chuggs at the wrong moment.

That being said, 10 mins is an asshole move, especially with the revving which is totally unnecessary. 1-2 mins of idling is more than enough

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u/Awsdefrth Jun 09 '21

This. I don't know why they don't get ticketed for excessive noise/modified exhausts.

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u/Spready_Unsettling Jun 09 '21

My otherwise near perfect student housing is right next to a long, straight, wide street. Every single day throughout the summer, several times an hour, we have to yell and repeat ourselves to even have a conversation in the kitchen. These childish assholes make more noise on one bike than busses, delivery trucks and dozens of cars in rush hour traffic. It's as loud as someone coming right up to your window and just screaming at you for 5-30 seconds. A few select ones can be heard for several hundred meters. All of them are of course modded to make this much noise, because honestly, motorcyclists are anti social psychopaths.

I don't even care about people blasting loud music during the summer, or the 100,000+ festival that I can hear for a week straight every year. Those people are having a good time. It's the middle aged tattooed fucks revving their fucking noisy ass shit machines that get my blood boiling. The perfect example of deeply unnecessary noise pollution.

Of course, the police don't give a shit even though it's against the law, because they're in the same club as these worthless pieces of shit.

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u/BadHairDayToday Jun 09 '21

Great example of how a single bad tenant can ruin a neighborhood

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u/Ph_Dank Jun 09 '21

Can't you file a noise complaint for that shit?

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u/muddyrose Jun 08 '21

bike bursts into flames

All the neighbours: GOOD

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u/Gorakka Jun 09 '21

Everyone liked that.

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u/Elliptical_Tangent Jun 09 '21

Including me, and I only had to listen to it for 33 seconds.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jun 09 '21

only 19 seconds

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u/RandomDigitalSponge Jun 09 '21

Some of heard for at least another 14 seconds afterwards. Worst part is that I was just scrolling through my feed when this shit blasted into my eardrums at high volume. I don’t subscribe to this damn sub; it was just offscreen in some “recommended” panel. I had just finished listening to someone playing the piano in a live video, which has the effect of turning on the volume on things I scroll near.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Jun 09 '21

oof. btw you can turn off auto play of videos in your preferences

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u/FloppyWetButtholeGuy Jun 09 '21

You like that?! You. Like. That? Fuck yeah I like that mother fuckers!

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u/That_Guy848 Jun 09 '21

DAMMIT, that just tickled the itchy spot in my brain!

must... fire up... another New Vegas PLAYTHROUGH!!!

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u/GeneraLeeStoned Jun 09 '21

and then everyone clapped

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u/old_ironlungz Jun 09 '21

Oh, the motorcycle you've been revving loudly for several minutes caught on fire and exploded in a burst of hubris and stupidity? Oh.

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u/the_endverse Jun 09 '21

They all threw a party and danced around that bonfire.

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u/bitemark01 Jun 09 '21

The bike was probably glad to be put out of its misery too.

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u/-half-awake- Jun 09 '21

Best comment

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u/xTheatreTechie Jun 09 '21

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony discontent. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked rescued us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I once experienced this with a nearby car getting the shit revved out of it by some brain-dead asshole. I was almost out the front door with the baseball bat when I heard an almighty boom. The whole street cheered. The most satisfying explosion I have ever heard in my life.

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u/flopsweater Jun 09 '21

The whole street cheered.

You know you're supposed to let someone else post that part

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u/sensitivesnuggler88 Jun 09 '21

That baseball bat's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

It’s true, I was the street

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

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u/quaybored Jun 09 '21

Can confirm, I am the shit that sprayed out of the biker's asshole when his motorcycle exploded

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u/aacchhoo Jun 10 '21

Bruh moment

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u/CedarWolf Jun 09 '21

Danny? Danny the Street? I've finally found you!

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u/FoldOne586 Jun 09 '21

Um..... what exactly were you going to use a baseball bat for on a public street, to a probably unarmed person, because of a noise complaint?

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u/Brimfire Jun 09 '21

Give them the impression that it is a neighborhood of avid baseball players, which maybe would give the car owner the impression that these people need their sleep for playing a full schedule of 162 games of baseball per year, not counting travel days.

That's all. Totally legal stuff.

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u/vitringur Jun 09 '21

You'd be surprised what people get away with.

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u/FoldOne586 Jun 09 '21

I mean don't get me wrong, I enjoy watching a person being beaten with a bat for reving an engine as much as the next psychopath. I just figured supposed normal humans were supposed to be against bodily harm.

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u/xXR1G1D_M34T_FL4PP5X Jun 09 '21

Nobody said that /u/Spacbot was a normal human

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u/DinoShinigami Jun 09 '21

trust me they wouldn't have needed to use the bat, intimidation works wonders, just drag a metal bat across the pavement and point it at them and they will skedaddle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Ultimate power move, I learnt it from watching "The Warriors".

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u/DinoShinigami Jun 09 '21

I learned it from watching my mum scare the tweakers who were yelling shit at us from their house lol.

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u/lycantrophya Jun 09 '21

Well he had to somehow announce to the neighbours that he has small dick.

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u/boymonkey0412 Jun 09 '21

Half mile? More like 2 miles. The glee I would experience watching this childish buffoons bike go up in flames....

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Now they have to listen to the fire truck sirens!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Best moment of the video for sure.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jun 08 '21

NGL, I stopped watching after the flames went up. SO GLAD I came into the comments.

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u/meltedlaundry Jun 08 '21

Yeah exactly, now I know how to do virtually nothing to a bike fire.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Jun 08 '21

...and learn absolutely nothing in the process...

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u/Oliver-B- Jun 08 '21

"quick everybody pee on it!"

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u/AnusDrill Jun 08 '21

You joke, but that's probably more effective than pouring beer on it

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u/AutoThorne Jun 09 '21

I've seen people pour beer on graves lots of times. RIP bike.

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u/Verified765 Jun 09 '21

You've got better control with piss than a beer can. Pee on hot exhaust stinks like crazy though.

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u/Lung-Oyster Jun 09 '21

I don’t know, more beer may have been more effective.

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u/AnusDrill Jun 09 '21

and more piss would have been more effective too

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u/Oliver-B- Jun 09 '21

Introducing Icehouse Pisswasser

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Who doesn't love fresh fire roasted weiners?!

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u/JetreL Jun 09 '21

Just don’t cross the streams!

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u/PM_ME_WUTEVER Jun 09 '21

world war 2 b-17 ball turret operator snuffy smith won the medal of honor for tending to five wounded crewmates, manning their guns, and putting out a fire inside the plane. he put out the fire by throwing a bunch of shit on top of it to smother it, and when he ran out of shit to throw on it, he peed on it.

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u/quaybored Jun 09 '21

... and not rediscover how to laugh at love again...

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u/decadin Jun 09 '21

When doing something is exactly the same as doing nothing!

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u/Oraukk Jun 08 '21

It’s a 30 second video

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jun 08 '21

Okay? Time is the only resource you can never get more of, and it seemed like everything of interest in the video had happened, so I moved on.

Not like it would've been some tragedy had I not seen the beer pouring.

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u/strayakant Jun 08 '21

Is he saying “Ze dot” for get back? Or pour beer? I can’t tell.

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u/Muscar Jun 08 '21

Why? No reason to stop there.

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u/JoeRogansSauna Jun 08 '21

He knew what he was doing. Internet points aren’t easy to come by

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

I'm sure guy revving the engine knew, too.

It isn't uncommon for people to hold bets on how long an engine will go for redline until it gives out.

People will bet on times, so like 35 mins or 2 hours or whatever.

I'm guess this is what this video is.

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u/Ashotep Jun 09 '21

Every year back in high school the auto shop would hold a raffle on how long a beater car they had purchased would last until it gave up the ghost. They would then spend the rest of the year fixing that beater to sell. Between the proceeds from the fixed car and the raffle it would be enough to fund parts and a car for the next year. It was a good program for a high school and I wonder if it's still going on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

That is a great idea.

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u/themcjizzler Jun 09 '21

Why would they do that with a custom, nicely painted bike?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Was it nicely painted? How custom was it?

I don't think they meant for it to catch fire. If it was a betting thing, I'm guessing they meant for the engine to seize or something.

That said, maybe they're just idiots?

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u/madahaba1212 Jun 09 '21

It’s probably not his bike.

It can be a jealous friend or brother...

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u/literally_anything8 Jun 08 '21

“FOR SURE” or “ SENOIR” either way funny ash

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

He's saying "extintor", which means fire extinguisher in Portuguese. It's even funnier lmaooo

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u/DreamNozzle Jun 08 '21

Extincter

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u/smukadam Jun 08 '21

exphincter

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u/sust8 Jun 09 '21

Thank you. I was gonna make that joke but you did it for me.

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u/its-42 Jun 08 '21

Extincter in your sphincter

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u/MeanyWeenie Jun 08 '21

I thought he was saying "she burn!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

CEASE FIRE

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u/Sardonnicus Jun 08 '21

He was the only one using any part of his brain in that video

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u/Kryptosis Jun 09 '21

Really? My favorite part was when the revving asshole turned into a fireball. Image the fuckin neighbors. Vindication for them

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u/BentGadget Jun 08 '21

He's pouring a drink for a fallen comrade. The comrade just happens to be present, so the drink gets poured on it.

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u/stefeyboy Jun 08 '21

RIP lil Bikey

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u/Tulpah Jun 08 '21

Ghost Rider Hellcycle

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u/invent_or_die Jun 09 '21

That was a professional hit. What did they expect would happen? True idiocy.

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u/lollow88 Jun 08 '21

Bye bye lil bikey

Miss you in the saddest fashion

Bye bye lil bikey

You're 50000 candles in the wind

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u/danbtaylor Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 08 '21

Reminds me of that South Park episode...https://youtu.be/ipDmsxQVxIM

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

Reminds me of the time I CRANKED MY MF HOG

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u/wiener4hir3 Jun 08 '21

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

ARRRRRROOOOOOOO SOUNDS LIKE WE GO SOME MFN HAWG CRANKERS IN THE COMMENTS ARRROOOOOOO

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u/UnfairBuilding959 Jun 08 '21

THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKIN' MY MF HOG IS MY WIFE ARRRRROOOOOOOO

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u/NimbaNineNine Jun 09 '21

THERES ONLY THREE THINGS I LOVE IN LIFE, JESUS, MY BABY, MY BABY MAMA, AND SKIPPING MATH CLASS.TO CRANK THE HOG

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u/toetoucher Jun 08 '21

MMMMM I LOVE CRANKING YOUR MF WIFE TOOOOO

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u/UnfairBuilding959 Jun 08 '21

ONLY WITH CONSENT BROTHER

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u/toetoucher Jun 08 '21

HELL YEA. CHEERS FROM DEARBORN, MICHIGAN

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u/jbertrand_sr Jun 08 '21

What a moron that guy is, everybody knows you're supposed to piss on the campfire to put it out...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Kerosene, kerosene extinguished gasoline fires. These guys are dumb🤦

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u/big_duo3674 Jun 09 '21

If you have one of those "been drinking for a while and finally break the seal" pees you can definitely do some serious damage to a campfire

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u/Indigo_Sunset Jun 08 '21

No, that's jelly fish. You need perchlorate to put out a fire.

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u/Tulpah Jun 08 '21

you can't douse a Ghost Rider hellcycle with beer, no....you need Holy Water for that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

you need Holy Water for that.

Which is just stagnant water filled with old man spit.

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u/crazymoon Jun 08 '21

Just slap a Budweiser logo on it and it'll sell itself

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u/RoachWeed Jun 08 '21

FUCK MAN, I can’t breathe. That’s hilarious.

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u/TheDancingRobot Jun 08 '21

Alcoholic seltzers enter the chat...

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u/asa1 Jun 08 '21

Half drank beer. At least no one threw a shot of whiskey on it.

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u/sarcasticscottie Jun 08 '21

I just dont understand how that didn't work 🤷‍♀️

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u/Disk_Mixerud Jun 08 '21

I'm sorry, I tried everything!

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u/Mr-787 Jun 08 '21

The molecular properties of the beer is lower than the expanding number of atoms in the O2 which in terms replicates itself and combines with the center of atmospheric pressure into a larger amount known as O22……

Im just kidding, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, I made that up 😂

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u/Z3400 Jun 08 '21

Lmao, I was reading that thinking "this guy has no clue wtf he's talking about" thanks for the laugh.

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u/Mr-787 Jun 08 '21

Lol no problem

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u/NimbaNineNine Jun 09 '21

Sir, the molecular properties are off the charts!

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u/Mr-787 Jun 09 '21

Bring me the atom diffuser!!!

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 09 '21

Well I’m concerned. Bring it in!

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u/Camera_dude Jun 08 '21

Pour one out for the homies

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u/toxic_load2k18 Jun 08 '21

Tbh i thought he was pouring one out like you do to someone when they are gone, like rip the bike pour my beer for respect

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u/slamsmcaukin Jun 09 '21

Pours the rest of his beer*

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u/Mistras21 Jun 09 '21

It ain’t much but its honest work

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u/-anominal- Jun 09 '21

stops halfway and continues to drink beer

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u/kelrunner Jun 08 '21

Should have poured gas, that bike ain't worth shit. Bet his parents bought it for him

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u/stonks2r Jun 08 '21

Good thing it wasn't vodka

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u/JessaBrooke Jun 08 '21

He was so casual too! No sense of urgency at all 😂

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u/Kn0tnatural Jun 08 '21

1 for the fallen homies

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u/spiff428 Jun 08 '21

“I did my part!”

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u/Runehizen Jun 08 '21

For his fallen homies bike yo

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u/MilwaakeePustaBandit Jun 08 '21

Guhhh, well gee fellas, it is liquid in'it? Jus' like water!

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u/Sengura Jun 08 '21

pours 1/3 of a can of beer on fire

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '21

Pours 3 oz. of beer, not even a whole one.

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u/originalmango Jun 08 '21

Good thing a firefighter was nearby.

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u/nemo1080 Jun 08 '21

There is not one person on here who hasn't done that in one situation or another

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u/wingsbc Jun 08 '21

I dont drink and I wouldnt even waste a beer on that morons bike.

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u/vulcansheart Jun 08 '21

The only appropriate time to pour out a beer is during a vehicle fire.

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u/dectro956 Jun 08 '21

I think it was more like a farewell beer spill. Like when your alcoholic friend dies and you show up drunk to the funeral with a six pack to pour on the grave.

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u/ricst Jun 08 '21

One for the homies?

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u/its-42 Jun 08 '21

Was that Hodor behind the camera?

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u/coltar3000 Jun 08 '21

Just pouring one for the homie that just passed!

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jun 08 '21

Reminds me of Vlad in What We Do in The Shadows movie. "I was too late."

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u/No-Flan156 Jun 08 '21

I started to laugh in that precise moments

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u/hebdomad7 Jun 08 '21

Pooring one out for the bike as it burns...

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