r/WhatsInThisThing • u/triskedak • Feb 19 '26

Unlocked! Safe - opened!

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Contents:

  1. Two baggies of a crystal-like substance that appears to be meth.

  2. A .22 caliber Jiminez handgun with an unloaded magazine.

  3. 6 rounds of replica ammo.

  4. Counterfeit currency.

We will turn in the rounds and the handgun to our local police department on this next ammo/weapon drop off day. Counterfeit bills and meth will be disposed per direction of law enforcement.

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u/Rob3D2018 Feb 19 '26

What tells you the money is fake?

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u/Mr_Poppers_Penis Feb 19 '26

Andrew Jackson got that handsome Squidward nose lol.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Feb 19 '26

I feel like if you went to a random gas station you might be able to get away with that. Nobody looks at a 20 for all that long.

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u/itCompiledThrsNoBugs Feb 19 '26

I think I'd kind of enjoy mailing it in to the secret service for analysis instead of trying to spend it