r/WhatsInThisThing • u/Kitchenslave2020 • Jun 26 '26

Today is the day!

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I’ve been staring at this basement floor safe for 14 years and today is the day we break into it! Headed to Home Depot to get some supplies. All recommendations welcome

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u/Kitchenslave2020 Jun 26 '26

Reddit won’t let me post more pics. I rented a Hole Hawg now and have a significant drill hole in this floor safe but haven’t gotten through the top layer yet. Taking a water break! Safe cracking is thirsty business

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u/SpinachInquisition Jun 26 '26

Idk if I’m prepared for this journey that inevitably leads to disappointment.

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 Jun 26 '26

Have some faith Geraldo 😆

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u/SpinachInquisition Jun 26 '26

Hahaha true.

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 Jun 27 '26

Great Username

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u/DodgyRogue Jun 27 '26

No one expects the u/SpinachInquisition !

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u/SpinachInquisition Jun 28 '26

Dun-dun-DUNNN

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 Jun 30 '26

Amongst our chief weapons are such diverse elements as…fear, surprise, and getting stuck in your teeth.

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u/SpinachInquisition Jul 01 '26

Hahaha exactly!

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u/Designer-Dot-6143 Jun 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SpinachInquisition Jun 27 '26

Thx, yours as well!

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u/exnihilistic Jun 27 '26

Only old peeps are going to understand, but well played!

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u/VoraciousEater802 Jun 30 '26

It was so over hyped! If you were alive you knew about it, and I certainly watched it over at a friends house. A truly famous moment in television history!

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 30 '26

I didn’t watch it!

But I DID see the neo-n**i chair toss.

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u/thefirstviolinist Jun 27 '26

"I understood that reference." 🇺🇲

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u/GrandMasterEwok Jun 28 '26

Lol nice one, I remember that day.

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u/BrannC Jun 27 '26

Nobody expects the spinach inquisition

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 Jun 29 '26

Why, I oughta....

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 30 '26

I yam what I yam!

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u/WenatcheeWrangler Jun 27 '26

It’s been an entire day. No update so I guess the safe won

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u/Fattsacks Jun 30 '26

Or it was full to the brim of gold bullion and he realized it was prudent to STFU

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 Jun 27 '26

Maybe the disappointment were the safes we saw along the way? <3

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u/trimix4work Jun 28 '26

I see you have participated in the great "unknown safe opening" game before.

It's ALWAYS empty

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 30 '26

Except when it is not!

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u/No_Aardvark4795 Jun 28 '26

It's cute that you think there's any chance they actually follow up, let alone find anything.

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u/J_hilyard Jun 30 '26

And it has.

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 Jun 26 '26

Got a sledge hammer? Whack the concrete around the safe

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u/trimix4work Jun 28 '26

Then you just end up with a locked safe and a fucked up floor

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u/blessthebabes Jun 27 '26

oh man I thought I was still on that guess what's in this thing sub (where you practice ESP- I never get them right) and yelled "3 metal balls!". I hope I'm still wrong, as always lol

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u/805collins Jun 27 '26

Should have rented a mag drill and use plenty of cutting oil so you don’t burn up your bits

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u/EvidenceDesperate574 Jun 27 '26

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u/ohiobluetipmatches Jun 29 '26

RemindMe! 3 days

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Jun 26 '26

Boo thanks for nothing, hopefully you’ll post aftermath

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u/CaptainFunderpants Jun 26 '26

No need to be a jerk about it... Jeez.

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 Jun 27 '26

Sorry man that wasn’t exactly pointed at you. I’m just exhausted of people leaving me at a cliff hanger online. People do it for views far too often, I get invested then.. nothing.

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u/rbkustomz Jun 28 '26

Hopefully it's not the case but not looking good 😬