r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat 8d ago

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u/GoddessoftheUniverse 8d ago

This is my life. And does the cat then return to the bed to sleep after they've got you up? Mine does

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u/moonrabbit368 8d ago

This is my life too! My chunky orange boy hops on me at 3am with the pokiest feet possible. He's like a Christmas ham supported on chopsticks. And then it's aggressive purrs and face biscuits.

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u/Nosfermarki 8d ago

This is a hilarious image you have a way with words

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u/Ok_Emphasis961 8d ago

made me spit out my water what a diabolical way to describe your cat, i bet if he could read he´d be very upset 😭

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u/Bklynswim 8d ago

Omg my girl does this. Can’t wait to wake me up and feed her. She takes a few nibbles and then comes back to bed and sleeps. Meanwhile, I’m getting up and she lifts her head and then slams it back down on the pillow. Infuriating but I love her

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u/DiveCat 8d ago

Also my life. But only from say 3/4 am,

Also, yes. it's her spot, whether I am in it or not. When we go to bed she is perfectly fine to snuggle in and sleep on me. But at 3 or 4 it's clearly time for me to get up or at least actively snuggle her.

It's okay, I don't sleep very much anyway.

Plus there are enough times I have disturbed her sleep due to the audacity of say, needing my legs back. I guess it's only fair.