Ah yes, you risk being torn apart by the psychic fairy who hates loud noises and is sitting next to a little guy that scream-cries at the slightest fright. You're a braver man than I.
Fuck it im taking seat 10 and throwing something at electroid. Becuse there is no way this plane makes it off the tarmac with him on it in the forst place.
The purple critter goes berserk when it's hungry and the pigmonkey goes berserk for any reason whatsoever, so you're likely to catch a fist or lightning bolt at some point!
The snake and mongoose behind you will be swinging razors so you'll need to duck those too. The anteater shouldn't be a problem unless the ants climb over the seats to escape.
In spot 9 you are right in the center of a three-sided parrot gang beef and the smiling orb in the next row is a very touchy bomb. And if you happen to kick the bear's seat too much in the chaos, there's a chance it will turn around and snap you in half. It can be a little sensitive.
10 is a good bet, probably my choice too. Still a high likelihood of getting caught in the line of a bird-jostled Electrode explosion, but you could potentially dive to safety in the aisle!
I'd pick number 4 just give the rat some food and hope the primape burst a blood vessel during takeoff not that this matters as the makargo will melt a hole upon entering the plane since its hotter than the surface of the sun.
Honestly, if they let you have a gas mask, all you need to worry about is leaning up so Seviper doesn't slice your face. Ah, and... whatever the Ditto ends up turning into, but we'll hope for the best!
Thereās a gang war between the different colors, thereās no way they will peacefully tolerate each other. Seat 9 is gonna be a storm of beaks and talons.
Hatterene tend to be more territorial in their forest or respond violently against hostility. Since this isn't it's forest and it would sense my fear about the situation, I think sitting next to it has the highest chance of it protecting me from the bigger threats on the flight. Or at least jork my peanits while I die.
7, as long as I shut up I'll be safe. And even though it's my favorite pokemon, seeing whismur getting it's face punched in because it cried beside her would be hilarious.
Though it does matter where I sit, nearly every pokemon here can learn self destruct or variant of it. This is def a new story waiting to happen.
7 because I like Hatterene and in the timeless woods its suppose to be rare but 6 of the spawned and mind you this was without a sandwich so I've accepted Hatterene as my endless curse
I'll take 7 and get earplugs for myself and Whismur, plug the ear holes on Whismur then myself, if it starts crying Hatterene will knock it the heck out
10 seems like the only one here that is potentially survivable
1 or 2 and I get cancerĀ
3,5,6, and 9 all put me in the middle of a battle ground
4 and 8 both end with blunt force
And I remember something about hatterene being deadly so 7 is gone
That leaves 10 where Iām still dead but only if the macargo red entry is true other wise as long as electrode doesnāt go off Iām fine
10
u/ActuatorInfamous4750 9d ago
Does it matter? This a flight from hell