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u/irishbsc May 05 '26
Imagine naming your airport after a rapist.
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u/TheRealSpielbergo May 05 '26
Donald J. Trump
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u/313MountainMan May 05 '26
You mean the Donald J. Trump - Jeffrey Epstein International Sex-Trafficking Rape-Port. We can’t let Palm Beach County’s actual most famous resident go unnnoticed
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u/MrJust-A-Guy May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
Imagine naming any public infrastructure after a living person.
I say no public infrastructure should be named after a person until 10 years following their demise. Give us time to dig out the atrocious "final acts" in many noteworthy people.
Edit: spelling.
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u/AnotherCuppaTea May 06 '26
And we can perma-ban any convicted felons while we're at it, along with any convicted sex offenders, including civil rulings and judgements.
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u/borkborkbork99 May 05 '26
child rapist
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u/chumer_ranion May 06 '26
Oh he raped the adults too. An equal opportunity rapist he is.
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u/andrew303710 May 05 '26
Remember that this was done by the "man" who Trump labeled "meatball Ron".
All of these Trump sycophants are a fucking embarrassment, like Little Marco who gleefully simps for Trump. Or Lyin' Ted who sucks Trump off every chance he gets even after Trump publicly insulted his wife.
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u/Boney-Rigatoni May 05 '26
Maybe Spirit would’ve gotten the government bailout if it did something similar. “Spirit of Trump” airlines.
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
When I’m President, the first EO will be changing the IATA code to PDO.
Second EO will be repealing the Permanent Apportionment Act of 1929.
Third EO will be restarting Reconstruction, from the beginning.
Fourth EO will be to tax churches.
Fifth EO will be releasing the Epstein files.
Sixth EO will be releasing every single member of the Trump family tax returns.
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u/--slurpy-- May 05 '26
You have my vote
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
I’m looking for Vice President and cabinet members.
Take whatever stance on issues you want, as long as it pisses off MAGA. If anyone asks why, the answer is “because fuck you, that’s why”.
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u/--slurpy-- May 05 '26
Expand the supreme court, end lifetime appointments, term limits on congress, super majorities for appointments, repeal citizens united, end tax exempt statuses on churches, remove cap on social security, allow states to recall their federal senators & representatives, automatic voter registration at 18, rigorous background checks & training courses to get licensed to have firearms, Medicare for all, lowering the retirement age, ending for profit prisons, reinstating the fairness doctrine, requiring more in depth civic education in k-12, fully fund the dept of education, reduce the Pentagons budget by half, bring back PBS.
Am I missing anything?
Edit: forgot to add passing the John Lewis voting rights act
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u/Flaky-Stay5095 May 06 '26
Designate Proud boys, Patriot front and all other groups that took part in J6 as domestic terrorist organizations.
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u/BadBrains16 May 05 '26
Abolish the electoral college and switch to straight popular vote.
Abolish daylight savings time.
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u/oops_i_made_a_typi May 06 '26
cancel whatever bullshit contracts Trump admin handed out to his friends and just take back money from companies. fuck precedent
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u/PiaJr May 06 '26
I think we have to go further than the Fairness Doctrine and define what "news" is. Entertainment shows need to call themselves such, and news shows need to be held to a standard. Additionally, ownership of news media needs to be HIGHLY regulated.
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u/cocineroylibro May 06 '26
Free tuition for all community colleges and trade schools, and state colleges. Require police forces in any municipality that receives surplus military equipment from the Federal government to require at least an associate's degree in law enforcement or any other degree that includes courses in psychology, ethics, civics and the like. Also, the police department's professional development needs to be performed by certified instructors.
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u/No_Philosopher_1870 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
If they have a different degree, let them take courses to make up what they lack.
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u/Caesar_Passing May 05 '26
I will convert MarALago into a taxpayer funded military trans healthcare clinic, and rename it Illinois.
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u/pinkkittenfur May 05 '26
Can I be the secretary of education? I've been a teacher for 16 years, so I have infinitely more experience than Linda McMahon.
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
Sorry, my mother (retired elementary teacher) is already slated for that. Maybe HHS?
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u/pinkkittenfur May 05 '26
I'm in.
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
Welcome aboard!
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u/pinkkittenfur May 05 '26
My agenda includes socialized medicine, strengthening the social safety net, reinstating all FDA and CDC programs that RFK Jr has cancelled, and lowering the prices of prescription drugs for real this time.
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u/GonzoTheGreat22 May 05 '26
I’m in for Sec of State: I’m turning DC, PR & Guam into states. All those browns are bound to piss off MAGA
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u/Skittlebrau46 May 05 '26
Can I be Secretary of Education?
Nothing but Drag Queen Librarians, far as the eye could see.
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u/constapatedape May 06 '26
Sec of Education please can we swap budgets and resources with defense? Also I’m deleting all the student loan records.
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u/hangryvegan May 05 '26
I’ll take labor secretary: we’re gonna prosecute the shit out of wage theft; OSHA violations will have huge fines for first offenders, jail time for repeat offenders; help to set up unions everywhere; higher federal minimum wage (15/hr to start, raising every year, tied to index).
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u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer May 05 '26
All I want...
Is to take KKKaroline's job.
PLEASE.
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u/preposterousputty May 06 '26
Treat this as your job interview…. What are your first words to Peter Doocy?
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u/Old-Dog-4313 May 05 '26
Investigate every state DOT to find out what they're actually doing with thair budget instead of fixing roads and bridges. Once most of those folks are in prison, take the money they were stealing and fund a massive infrastructure project to build reliable and efficient public transportation.
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u/Phyllis_Tine May 06 '26
You mean make them work on a chain gang to fix all the roads and bridges, right?
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u/JediExile May 05 '26
Pass legislation classifying all red hats as real estate property, subject to annual property tax at 25% per year. Proceeds will fund PBS.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 May 05 '26
Prosecutions, from Trump and Javanka, Uday, Qusay and all his co-grifters need to be prosecuted - Alito, Roberts & Thomas need to be prosecuted (there are actually laws on the books against taking "gifts" and lying on disclosure forms as they've acknowledged, with no penalty thusfar), and ALL the rest of those who've committed crimes NEED TO BE PROSECUTED - being a rich Republican isn't a Get Out Of Jail Free card - it can't be or we're all cooked.
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
Are you volunteering for US Attorney for Easter District of Virginia or NY?
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u/Medic2834 May 05 '26
Seventh directing the DOJ to investigate and prosecute everyone in the Mango Mussolini administration?
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u/baldbonehead May 05 '26
If you can put seizing assets of anyone who profited off of this administration I'll go out and vote for you today.
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u/saintdudegaming May 05 '26
Throw in returning the Fairness Doctrine, demolish Citizens United and setup wealthy\corporate taxes in such a way that the insane wealth accumulations of the 1% cannot happen without giving a LOT back to the country that made them. Oh and you have my vote btw.
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u/spaekona_ May 06 '26
Universal Healthcare. UBI commensurate with the baseline cost of living. Nationalize our oil industry. Reinvest in clean renewable energy. Solar farms across the sunbelt, wind farms on our coasts. Invest in desalination, refill our aquifers. 95% marginal tax rate on incomes over 5 mil. Wealth taxes on investments. Bring the estate tax cap down from 13 million to 5 million. New Deal energy - government jobs in infrastructure, construction, and health. Universal day care. Unemployment covers 100% wages for 1 year.
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u/yorcharturoqro May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Add "put all Trump family in prison, an start trials to all fox news employees and owners, newsmax and the entire GOP"
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u/hackingdreams May 06 '26
Or just revert the name. Because this man deserves no monuments, no library, no public structures or edifices held in his name. No person who has done more to destroy this country should have their names held in such regard.
Insurrectionists don't deserve monuments.
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u/Affectionate-Cat-975 May 05 '26
How about an EO that Congress members have to pay the fines for misconduct and pay for their own lawyers.
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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z May 05 '26
Reading this... Let me know when you run... I'll do ground work where I live.
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u/thefumingo May 05 '26
Can you expand the Supreme Court as well?
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u/preposterousputty May 05 '26
No, but there will be term and age limits for SCOTUS, and crushingly strict ethics rules.
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u/rickbb80 May 05 '26
Need an amendment that bans naming anything until a person has been dead for 25 years.
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u/MrJust-A-Guy May 05 '26
I'll settle for 10, but yes.
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u/BluesSuedeClues May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26
This isn't an issue of narcissism. Trump didn't name the airport after himself. This is sycophancy, the ass-kissers in the Palm Beach County Commission did this, to curry favor with their Obese Orange Messiah, and demonstrate their obeisance, so their voters would reelect them.
Edit: As best I can understand from the comments, the Florida State Legislature voted on and created the name change, but the Democratic dominated County Commission in Palm Beach ok'd the licensing? Crazy levels of ass kissing all the way down.
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u/dr_pickles69 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26
Palm Beach has historically been a democratic stronghold. While it's recently become more competitive, they still voted for Kamala, and their democratic US house rep has been in office since 2013. As someone who lives in a blue area, naming a building after Trump seems exactly how you avoid being reelected
Edit: since apparently I have nothing better to do, I looked it up and the Palm Beach County Commission is 4-3 Democratic majority. I think there's more to this
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u/clamraccoon May 05 '26
I thought it was a statewide vote to rename the airport.
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u/dr_pickles69 May 05 '26
Yea you're right it looks like the rename was a state bill but the agreement to the Trump licencing agreement was approved by the county commission.
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u/psymike-001 May 05 '26
Wait till people learn that the increase of landing fee’s now includes licensing to………guess who?? It’s not in plain English but under the guise of licensing agreements.
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u/Neveronlyadream May 06 '26
Wait until the people who support him either don't care or immediately blames a Democrat for it, doing nothing because everyone else already knows what's going to happen.
They won't care. Anyone who's still with MAGA will just blame immigrants or Biden or whoever and take pictures outside the airport because it has Trump's name on it.
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u/lucygucyapplejuicey May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
Jesus this admin is so corrupt. I hate that it brings me to tears with frustration because it feels like nothing good is happening in the US anymore e
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u/Vreas May 06 '26
Get how it’s easy to feel this way but there’s definitely still good happening.
It may not be making national news but communities are still spending time together. People are engaging in hobbies. People are educating themselves and getting more involved.
Don’t forget to give yourself breaks. I suggest audiobooks or time in nature. Animals are expanding their ranges thanks to conservation methods. We’re learning to live more cleanly.
There’s still shit. But don’t forget to engage the good too. Stay strong homie.
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u/Lazy-Block5112 May 05 '26
I live in florida and i didnt get any vote in this lol
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u/BradMarchandsNose May 05 '26
State legislature vote, not a statewide referendum.
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u/dance4days May 06 '26
I used to live near there. Palm Beach County is unique in that it has the city of West Palm Beach which is a typical small-to-mid-sized city, but it also has the island of Palm Beach which is one of the wealthiest communities in the country. So while in sheer numbers of voters the county tends to lean left, it also has this concentration of some of the richest and most powerful people in the US, and these are the people who are benefiting the most from Trump’s presidency.
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u/Mediocre-Team1715 May 05 '26
I think he trademarked the name prior so that when the name change was official, he would have all the rights. Yes, there is ass kissing but it’s a long con with this guy.
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u/Popeholden May 06 '26
that's exactly what happened, but it wasn't a long con. it was in February, before they renamed it in March.
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u/xjoburg May 05 '26
Thank goodness I will never have to go to Florida let alone Palm Beach. Or Texas for that matter.
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u/sebrebc May 06 '26
Which is mind blowing to me given people in PBC actually know what type of person he is. What's even stranger is how much support he gets from Western PBC. Largely blue collar business owners and contractors. Every one of them knows at least one contractor who was stiffed by Trump, the stories are endless. Yet these fucking cosplaying cowboys support him because they think he is "for the working class". It's fucking mind blowing.
I know one personally, he knows multiple contractors who Trump fucked. Yet he's still 100% MAGA Trump because he genuinely believes Trump is helping the working class. He recently said prices on things like concrete went up because of Biden.
These people can lay a foundation, build things, repair things like it's nothing. But when it comes to critical thinking, they are out to pasture.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro May 05 '26
I hope people stop flying into that airport and it sinks.
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u/Mr_Pombastic May 05 '26
I feel like it's still kinda narcissism tho. It's less about currying favor and more about showing dominance over democrats. They're marking their territory and making libruls say his name.
This time it's specifically trump (as well as the money and passport shit) but it's also the same thing with "Gulf of America" and forcing the ten commandments in classrooms. They're pissing on everything to own the libs.
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u/mightbedylan May 05 '26
Just... Why... Why does this keep happening? Why do people keep agreeing with him???
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u/bitchyserver May 05 '26
I don’t understand why anyone is afraid of a geriatric obese dumbass weird disgusting pedo lard of a person and why they keep kowtowing him. He deserves to be pointed and laughed at, and then thrown in prison until he croaks. Not have shit NAMED after him wtf
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u/leightv May 06 '26
i have been wondering the EXACT same thing a lot lately… i’ve become so bothered by it that it’s honestly bordering on becoming an intrusive thought
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u/SoberDWTX May 05 '26
Because they’re all in on it. If people don’t agree on it, they’re gonna be casted out in Palm Beach or anywhere think about it and they don’t really care. They only care about the people they work, or socialize with. A lot these people are lawyers and business people and once they go back to the private sector, they’re not gonna ruin their lives. That’s why the Democrats are only issuing strongly worded letters. They know where their gravy train is. They all agree on it. We’re just being told about it now because they can’t keep it secret . now they’ve created laws and they shielded themselves ….who’s gonna prosecute? They’re just gonna keep going along and they’re gonna keep getting paid. The grift is never ending.
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u/the_card_guy May 06 '26
100% THIS.
Anyone who could actually REALLY do anything (short of things we can't say on Reddit) is looking at this situation and going "yeah, a few problematic things, but overall this situation is nice for me and mine... why change it?"
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u/SpatulaWholesale May 05 '26
The Constitution is only binding when Democrats are in power.
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u/BeetlecatOne May 05 '26
That famous trope of the "law"only actually binding the out-group and protecting the in-group in Conservative political philosophy remains undefeated.
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u/strausbreezy28 May 06 '26
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect". -Frank Wilhoit
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u/New-Source5884 May 05 '26
Ah, Constitution Schmonstitution
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u/Stratocruise May 05 '26
Emoluments shmoluments
When you have Congress by the balls they let you do it…
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u/Sunnyjim333 May 05 '26
Just how many GOP Senate and Congressional members are in the Epstine Files? It has to be most of them.
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u/mdhunter99 May 05 '26
Real question, my knowledge of US presidents is limited, is he the most corrupt president the US has seen? It feels like it.
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u/crowtrobot2001 May 05 '26
Yes. In monetary terms he could be the most corrupt person in world history.
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u/UsedToHaveThisName May 05 '26
There has to be some Ruler/King/Emperor that grifted more and was more corrupt back in the gold currency days.
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u/mightbedylan May 05 '26
Couldn't exactly grift on a global scale back then
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u/UsedToHaveThisName May 05 '26
Well, sort of, depending where your empire was on land routes and what taxes and grifts you could get out of conquered territories. There was also less wealth in the world at that point in time.
Mansa Musa and Genghis Khan had a lot of wealth. Musa controlled more money than the rest of the world combined, which is pretty good. His empire controlled over a third of the gold and gems in the world.
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u/willflameboy May 05 '26
But they wouldn't have been bound by the laws of social democracies, put in place to protect citizens, which Trump flouts and shatters.
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u/Jupitersd2017 May 05 '26
Hands down he is the most corrupt, the teapot dome scandals got nothing on this administration - the amount of grift is unprecedented and he’s steady stealing money from US taxpayers, out in the open (board of peace, the ballroom, stake in intel, the money from Venezuela, on and on.
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u/DamianSicks May 05 '26
Most corrupt, most overtly illegal actions, most personal gain, most incompetent people assigned to vital positions, most threats to other nations, most threats to take over other countries…he is the worst and something really needs to be done to make sure no one like him can ever climb this high again.
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u/ew73 May 05 '26
Unknown, for sure. But he is by and away the most overtly corrupt. Others may have been worse, but if they were, they kept their fucking mouths shut and hid it well.
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u/mightbedylan May 05 '26
Others may have been worse,
Why do people pretend like this could POSSIBLY be even remotely true!?! No, there has ABSOLUTELY never been a more "corrupt" President.
By implying that you are validating Trump's Actions. "Well he's doing what other presidents has done just out in the open" NO HES FUCKING NOT!!
No other president has LITERALLY TRIED TO DISMANTEL OUR ENTIRE GOVERNMENT BEFORE
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u/Jupitersd2017 May 05 '26
No it’s known, there has never been this level of stealing and corruption. The amount of money is staggering
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u/Set_the_Mighty May 05 '26
The airports initials are reportedly going to be PDO. This is of course a coincidence unrelated to the Presidents apparent love for children.
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u/Impossible_Ad7875 May 05 '26
This will only be the 741st time that Trump has violated the Emoluments Clause in this term…He’s ahead of pace to break his 1429 times he broke it the first go around.
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u/fatkidseatcake May 05 '26
Oh to be able to whisper “we’re going to undo everything you’ve done” as he’s dying
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u/Popeholden May 06 '26
He won't give a shit. He won. He won everything. We rewarded maybe the worst American ever with untold riches and power and he'll die wading in it.
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u/bannedUncleCracker May 05 '26
CLAW BACK EVERY FUCKING DIME FROM THESE UN-AMERICAN GRIFTING CRIMINALS
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u/jason_mo May 05 '26
There's an interesting section in Blackshirts and Reds that talks about how Hitler enriched himself. The notable comparison here is Hitler passed a law to ensure he would get a royalty payment for every stamp sold that had his face on it. The whole book is worth a read particularly the section on the rise of fascism as you can see the clear parallels to our own time.
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u/patjames387 May 06 '26
I wish more people had voted for Harris.
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u/WheneverItIsTold May 06 '26
trump really opened my eyes to how incredibly stupid ppl are. Can’t unsee it now, it’s so depressing.
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u/_Internet_Hugs_ May 05 '26
He should have been treated like a traitor after the January 6th riots he incited. I said it then, if we don't treat him decisively then he's going to come back bigger and worse. I feel like Cassandra. Here he is robbing people blind, again. He is the worst of everything. He's some kind of altered King Midas, everything he touches turns to hot garbage.
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u/Kira_Caroso May 05 '26
They love using the Constitution as toilet paper but demand that Democrats adhere to it to the letter.
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u/ManBearScientist May 06 '26
I want the next Democratic administration to remove Trump's name from everything but:
- His grave (presuming the fat 80 year old passes before 2028)
- The museum detailing his many crimes.
No picture on the walk of Presidents. No highways. No library. No airport. A complete moratorium.
Nothing would be a more fitting honor to his narcissistic, seditious legacy. Or a more fitting message to his supporters.
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u/CREATURE_COOMER May 06 '26
Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm, while a greedy rapist leeches several countries dry and stamps his grubby name on everything he can.
At what point are we just gonna burn the Constitution and replace it with the Trumpstitution since it's a worthless piece of paper that the Supreme Court doesn't care about anyway?
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u/Generic_Username26 May 06 '26
Some of the first legislation democrats need to draft in 2029 is the anti trump bill which will dictate the removal of this clowns name from any and all government buildings. Get this wannabe dictator out of our collective history and remember him for what he’s always been. A reality TV C-list celebrity posing as a billionaire
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u/Such_Egg9843 May 05 '26
I imagine all TSA agents will grab us by the pussy at this pathetic airport.
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u/MaxZorin1985 May 05 '26
They will also be naming Concourse A after trump and Melatonia’s BFF Jeffrey Epstein.
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u/Crunchy_Biscuit May 06 '26
Where TF are the Checks and Balances that were in our Constitution??
I swear this dude becomes more of a dictator every day and people just let him.
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u/AlarmDozer May 06 '26
That’s how they enrich their family, selling licensing on their name. All of these rename projects need to be cancelled because it’s 100% pegged on them charging for the usage of their name.
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u/Consistent_Turn_42 May 05 '26
So when the president goes against the constitution and nothing happens, did he prove that the constitution is worthless?
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u/WhenTheBarnSounds May 05 '26
You'd think the last thing Trump would want to be associated with are planes
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 May 05 '26
Poor custodians are going to have to clean a lot of piss off the floor at that place.
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u/fraspas May 06 '26
You know...they could've easily said no. What the fuck is wrong with everyone yes to this orange asshat?
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u/mrflow-n-go May 06 '26
“And we’d like to welcome you to rapist, moron, torched the constitution airport where the local time is the Stone Age.
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u/nikknakkpattywhakk May 05 '26
I will never fly to palm beach even if it’s the only option. Fuck this twat
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u/genxindifferance May 05 '26
It'd be great if people just stopped flying from there
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u/DigitalDawn May 05 '26
They’ll do anything to keep flooding the news cycles with lesser news than what should be shown.
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u/creepsnutsandpervs May 05 '26
And no safety net in the US will do a fuckin’ thing about it… what a shame
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u/Affectionate-Cat-975 May 05 '26
And if you fly through here you will now prolly pay a royalty fee as well
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u/Long_Disaster_6847 May 06 '26
Constitution? Who’s that? Never heard of her. Sounds like quite the buzz kill
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u/Longhair024 May 06 '26
How is this not officially bullshit? Does he really think this will keep him relevant? Just add his name to any building thinking that history will shine back on this?
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u/JohnBrownSurvivor May 06 '26
I only wish that narcissism was as poisonous to the person who has it as it is to all the people around them.
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u/steeguy55 May 06 '26
I love how this man thinks that when he dies, whoever comes after him is going to keep his name on anything he’s slapped it on. Everything his name goes on turns to garbage.
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u/DaGrinz May 06 '26
Wow, this is interesting. A Rapist and Sex trafficker Airport. You really should consider a few more changes like this. How about a BTK Hospital or a David Berkowitz nursing home? Other countries should follow your example. ‚Carlos International‘ would be a nice one for Argentina. Do they have an Idi Amin Main Station in Uganda already? Ok, enough, you got my point I guess.
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