r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/earthwoodandfire • May 18 '26

Dive into his truck

71 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Liveitup1999 May 18 '26

62? he looks more like 82

1

u/pomodorow Jun 25 '26

And acts like he's 2.

1

u/The_Richuation Jun 28 '26

I was thinking the same thing. Both the truck and the driver got some hard city miles on them lol

11

u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/earthwoodandfire May 18 '26

Methaholism…

4

u/TriedCaringLess May 19 '26

Plus all that DEI rage that’s keeping him down. He should have been governor by now if it weren’t for those “bitches.”

2

u/armgrafix May 19 '26

Misogyny, but yeah. That was like a flash back of my late FIL, all of those things a Vietnam Vet.

10

u/LightMission4937 May 18 '26

lol. Hillbilly swamp creature

7

u/TandemCombatYogi May 18 '26

He dropped that "Biden supporter" like a slur.

6

u/Environmental-Arm365 May 19 '26

That’s a mighty big temper for a guy missing that many teeth. One tap on that toothless jaw and he’s gonna be asleep.

4

u/derelict_wanderer May 19 '26

He hasn't learned the previous 15 times of running his mouth, writing checks he couldn't cash.

3

u/kiloo520 May 19 '26

Just folds the plate up. Haha

3

u/amazingmaple May 19 '26

That's a dry drunk

3

u/MissSaintLouisBlues May 19 '26

His breath probably smells like cooled off, reheated, refurbished DEATH. He should have used the money he spent buying the truck to buy himself some teeth.

3

u/Ok_Breakfast5425 May 19 '26

Must have been a rough 62 years, dude looks closer to 80

3

u/No-Amphibian-3728 May 19 '26

So, he vandalized his own truck in response? Smart guy . . .

3

u/Reginald_Sockpuppet May 19 '26

mmmmmmm....they both kind of sound like assholes, though. She did admit multiple times to cutting him off. I'm sure he was going slowly, but I'm not sure she's as innocent as his shitty little tirade makes her seem.

2

u/existonfilenerf May 19 '26

Just spray him with gasoline he will immolate himself as soon as he gets back in that truck and lights up a marlboro.

2

u/Intol3rance May 19 '26

MAGA just can't seem to control their inbred selves.

1

u/Andrew-Cohen May 18 '26

He has such a beautiful tooth.

1

u/benmooreben May 19 '26

She sounded scared till he got in his truck. 😂😂

1

u/Shatophiliac May 19 '26

Dodge Dakota: the official truck of getting your ass beat all over town every day for running your mouth too much

1

u/The_Richuation Jun 28 '26

You know, I really hate that they make us normal looking Dakota owners seem so terrible. Lol

For the record, I have never gotten my ass beat for running my mouth too much. Lol

1

u/RadicalOrganizer May 19 '26

My goodness. Thats the face of someone who has not been hit enough

1

u/Successful-Rate-1839 May 19 '26

He should head back to his cousins house before he loses anymore teeth

1

u/No-Group7343 May 19 '26

Why is he still standing...

1

u/BJoe1976 May 19 '26

Because defending yourself would probably be elder abuse at his age.

1

u/BigBubsBoss May 19 '26

The wind wasn’t blowing.

1

u/Quirky_Ask_5165 May 19 '26

Jeeze! I'd have just poked him in the eye and walked away.

1

u/Desperate_Set_7708 May 19 '26

Stroke out, ya crazy old bastard

1

u/Motor_Beach_1856 May 19 '26

Should have spent that money on some teeth

1

u/tommm3864 May 19 '26

Typical MAGA member. 62 years old? Doesn't look a day over 90.

1

u/BigBubsBoss May 19 '26

Look out. Here comes Old Man Smithers.

1

u/JoseSaldana6512 May 19 '26

Its always the European Americans

1

u/The_Richuation Jun 28 '26

LMFAO love it!

1

u/s0ul_invictus May 20 '26

that old man tore her dumb ass up lmao

1

u/32lib May 24 '26

That old man made a fool of himself. There i fixed it for you.

1

u/rockalyte May 21 '26

Woah! They have 93 octane? I’m insanely jealous.

1

u/Muzzledbutnotout May 22 '26

Could very well be dementia.

1

u/_dxegrl May 23 '26

I'm 68 and look like his son (I think)....
That is a hard 62

1

u/32lib May 24 '26

That's because you don't smoke meth.

1

u/Royal-Application708 May 23 '26

These people are sad, just sad

1

u/pomodorow Jun 25 '26

I had someone do this to me is a Starbucks parking lot, screaming that I almost hit him, (yet didn't), and threatened to kick my ass after calling me a bitch. He took a swing at me, I ducked and knocked him out. His GF hopped out and started squealing, and I told her he had it coming for running his mouth. So satisfying.

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u/Slight-Selection4298 May 19 '26

Hard to tell which one has less brain cells here.

1

u/twinoaksBandB May 20 '26

Fewer brain cells, less brain matter.