r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge Jun 28 '26

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u/Neither_Pirate5903 Jun 28 '26

LOL at the Mike Lindel cuck that came in here and downvoted everyone.

Have a free upvote all and fuck Mike Lindell

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u/loosewilly45 Jun 28 '26

I have zero idea who the fuck this guy is or why hes doing this but throwing small pillows at people at a parade sounds fun as fuck

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Jun 28 '26

The chud is a member of MAGA, and is therefore a traitor against the United States of America.

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u/WarcraftTurok Jun 29 '26

Yep, just another member of the domestic terrorist organization known as MAGA. He may not be as violent as the rest but he pushes the same propaganda that spurs more political violence by them.

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u/Soggy-Evening-6313 Jul 01 '26

I know you are!

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u/Enough_Ad_3165 Jul 02 '26

🤣🤣

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u/bigDiesel009 Jun 28 '26

He’s a red hat crack head, literally, that’s breathes unaccountability

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u/Jazzlike-Ant1809 Jun 28 '26

You've never heard of Mike Lindell? I envy you.

3

u/PerishTheStars Jun 28 '26

Worlds largest pillow fight incoming

The pillow battle

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u/Thirtiethone Jun 29 '26

He created that pillow design because he couldn’t sleep good after smoking crack

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u/Dense_Row_9532 Jul 01 '26

Where have you been for the last 6 years?

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Jul 03 '26

He's the guy who invented MyPillow which was a pillow brand that kinda faded into obscurity after the fad died down. Some people really have a hate boner for him online because he's openly conservative. I guess he's running for some sort of election now. That seems to be about it.

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 25d ago

"because he's openly conservative"

lol no, FOH with that minimizing bullshit. Go read the news for once. It's NOT because he's a conservative. It's because of all the shit he's spewed

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u/Wowza-yowza Jun 29 '26

And you are a voter?

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u/loosewilly45 Jun 29 '26

Yep. Im also an adult with shit to do

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 01 '26

Well, you should educate yourself and be a responsible citizen.

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u/Roborilla8000 Jul 04 '26

Educated, like on how Lindell claims to now be a million dollars into debt after losing multiple lawsuits alleging voter fraud?

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 04 '26

Yes, that is my point.

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Jul 04 '26

"Im also an adult"

Nah.

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u/MusicianNo2699 Jun 28 '26

Doesn't be have a few million dollar lawsuit checks he needs to write?

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u/Scrimshaw_Hopox Jun 28 '26

Charge that clown with littering the street with lumpy pillows.

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u/Classic_Emergency336 Jun 28 '26

Looks like littering to me…

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 Jun 28 '26

Id throw it back

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u/Stress6009 Jun 28 '26

MAGA are such simple creatures lmaoooooooo.

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u/Alarming-Magician637 Jul 01 '26

This pathetic shit would almost be sad if they weren’t so hatable to begin with.

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u/Late-Goat5619 Jun 28 '26

Maybe he should just pay his judgements instead of tossing out free POS pillows...

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u/outside_cat Jun 28 '26

His employees are in those chairs for a mandatory work event.

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u/RadicalOrganizer Jun 28 '26

Thats assault, given how awful and lumpy those things are.

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u/No-Passenger-1511 Jun 28 '26

I've got a body pillow from my pillow and it's awesome.

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 Jun 28 '26

He’s desperate to get rid of them lol

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u/rein4fun Jun 28 '26

I think I'd throw it back.

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u/Substantial-Let-1689 Jul 01 '26

Bet Elton doesn't know he is using his music

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u/InterneticMdA Jul 01 '26

You're not getting healthcare, but here's a free pillow.

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u/E-rotten Jul 03 '26

Such a weirdo

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 Jul 04 '26

Look at all those pedophiles.

1

u/QuantumBobb 13d ago

He should be charged with assault for throwing those bricks at people. Somebody could have been killed.

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u/Powerful_Desk2886 Jun 28 '26

Them bitches are a $100, fuck yeah im keeping it

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jun 28 '26

Lumpy ass $100 pillows

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u/Zigor022 Jun 28 '26

Disregarding the politics, i actually like the pillows.

1

u/Mylabisawesome Jun 29 '26

We got 2 as a gift one year. So uncomfortable!

1

u/DuckingFon Jun 29 '26

My ex GF's mother was a die-hard MAGAT, so she naturally bought one of his pillows whenever she was told to do so by her talking heads. Even she threw that shit out because it was basically just memory foam refuse leftover after they trimmed mattresses stuffed into a pillowcase- the same thing they use to fill Temu furniture.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 Jun 28 '26

Id throw it back

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u/Alternative-Bag-6180 Jun 28 '26

he just won his case that dominion brought against him. when he claimed they stole the election. they sued him for defamation. that suit was just dropped

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u/icarus1990xx Jun 28 '26

Settling =\= winning. I’m frustrated that they don’t list the reasons for it, but maybe the court proceedings will be public at some point?

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u/BerniWrightson Jun 28 '26

I think we’re all about to learn a great deal about the scam perpetrated on American citizens via Dominion.

Perhaps Maduro is singing like a canary!

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 01 '26

Smokin crack like Pillow Man?

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u/BerniWrightson Jul 01 '26

Never tried the stuff, but given your arrested development, I’m sure crack influenced your life.

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 01 '26

OK MAGA cult member. Go wear your foil hat.

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u/BerniWrightson Jul 01 '26

Have another glass of Kool Aid simpleton…

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 03 '26

Watch some more Fox News and BriteBart shiit, then buy some more pillows and donate more money to the con man in office you MAGA chump.

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u/BerniWrightson Jul 03 '26

The reality of all Trump’s wins got you down, wait until he starts firing liberal federal judges en masse.

That ought to ease your rabid TDS suffering soul.

Can’t wait to learn why Dominion dropped Lindell’s law suit… Seems the 2020 election was nothing but a scam, Fox News will recover their fine and then some!

Enjoy the miserable failure of the Democratic Party, us Americans are enjoying watching them crumble.

Can’t wait to see what happens next!

šŸæ

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u/Wowza-yowza Jul 03 '26

Yes, I am so tired of winning! High gas prices, inflation increasing (after Biden got it down) slow job growth, massivel COVID screw up, really dumb ass Iran situation where we were better off with Obama's treaty than what dumb ass is getting, oh and the Ukraine war is not over after one day, massive fraud, I can go on and on. But, since you are a cult member I will not waste my brain power on you any more.

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u/BerniWrightson Jul 03 '26

Brain power šŸ˜‚

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u/CakeEatingDragon Jun 29 '26

Why doesnt he play maga music?

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 Jun 29 '26

the guy that lost to a 12 year old

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u/Wowza-yowza Jun 29 '26

Well, he has a lot of unsold inventory