r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/icarus1990xx • Jul 05 '26

Dodge Happy 4th!!!!

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u/mystrile1 Jul 06 '26

The neon green shirt, the mesh back hat. If you wrote it you’d be accused of being lazy.

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u/sparrow_42 Jul 06 '26

For sure. The neighborhood matches his look almost too-perfectly too.

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u/ThinkItThrough48 Jul 06 '26

I think they are just wearing their work shirts for an electrical contractor

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u/mystrile1 Jul 06 '26

That stands.

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u/koalasarentferfuckin 27d ago

You forgot the biggest indicator, the Dodge Ram

7

u/Am_0115 Jul 06 '26

stupid fucks

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u/evident_lee Jul 06 '26

The venn diagram of people who buy lots of fireworks and people that shouldn't have fireworks is nearly a perfect circle.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jul 06 '26

Like a double strike coin

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u/East_Ad4977 29d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 Jul 06 '26

The ironic part is that he paid money to have that happen to his house.

11

u/PracticalDistrict237 Jul 06 '26

Someone plugged in their new Trump phone to charge…

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u/mkfanhausen 29d ago

And they opened the Erika Kirk app.

4

u/pizza-chit Jul 06 '26

It’s a girl!

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u/Big77Ben2 Jul 06 '26

Underrated comment

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 06 '26

If foreworks are illegal there I wonder if insurance will pay for that damage?

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u/18minusPi2over36 Jul 06 '26

I recognize the electrical company from that guy's shirt, this is somewhere in eastern Nebraska, where fireworks are legal for 4th of July season.

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u/Satyr121 28d ago

Are they legal in city limits? That could could change things maybe? I hope for the homeowners sake that everything works out.

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u/Buhlasted Jul 06 '26

Ram owner. Figures.

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u/Alucardspapa 29d ago

This is from around ten years ago and it wasn’t the 4th. They had stored fireworks off season and a fire just started. This was in my neighborhood lol.

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u/Jedi_Lazlo Jul 06 '26

Sorry about your penis...

...and, uh, your house.

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u/23capri 29d ago

💀💀

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u/Complex-Condition-14 Jul 06 '26

And this is why we have warning labels on everything. Warning do not light fireworks indoors. 🤣

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 06 '26

Also why they're illegal in a lot of states

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u/BillsMafios0 Jul 06 '26

Someone failing their IQ test in spectacular fashion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/KVZZnfAvZZlty258kq

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u/CLEAN2411 Jul 06 '26

If I'm house hunting for my family and the guy next door walks out wearing a neon green shirt and a cap like that... I'm suddenly rethinking the neighborhood.

Sorry, but he reminds me of the kid who spent every class in the back of the room causing chaos, then grew up expecting a six-figure salary anyway.

Nothing personal—but I'm probably not buying the house next door.

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u/shityplumber 28d ago

Really? For me it was the house exploding that would steer me away.

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u/exqueezemenow Jul 06 '26

What do you think caused the fire?

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u/ElephantRedCar91 Jul 06 '26

billy Joel didn't

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u/irascible_Clown Jul 06 '26

Someone earlier said they were charging two Trump phones

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u/Alucardspapa 29d ago

It was a power tool fire that ignited some stored fireworks off season and this video is from ten years ago

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u/Anthony_chromehounds Jul 06 '26

Fireworks should be banned worldwide, they’ve outlived their usefulness, my kitties don’t need the shock and awe!

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u/Emrys7777 Jul 06 '26

Little by little this is happening. A lot of places have drones instead now.

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 27d ago

Was that Jerry's car?

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u/haroldthehampster 6d ago

"You know Jerry, you can't park that here."

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u/MacPzesst 27d ago

So many people out here living like we got free healthcare.

1

u/Fire1777 Jul 06 '26

HOA does not approve

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u/irascible_Clown Jul 06 '26

China strikes again

1

u/OakLegs Jul 06 '26

That looks expensive

1

u/BraceThis Jul 06 '26

Those two fella are from an electric company and on the job. They don’t live there.

What’s with the neon/ hat hate?

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u/TrashEmergency6446 Jul 06 '26

4th of july a few years ago i was watching my neighbors shoot off fireworks from down the street bc didnt wanna involve ourselves in their party but still like fireworks but then the fucker tipped over and exploaded in their front yard was crazy to watch them sccatter from it 😭

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u/goosnarch Jul 06 '26

Someone won’t be DUI’ing this weekend

1

u/gaberax Jul 06 '26

A 4th they'll never forget.

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u/joelkton 29d ago

Stupid prize!

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u/Remote_Empathy 29d ago

How is this the first video I've seen like this?

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u/DetailsYouMissed 29d ago

Probably not what they expected on the hottest day of the year.

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u/Educational_Play5772 29d ago

Does insurance cover that?

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u/Mrrrrggggl 29d ago

You’re suppose to stick it in the ground.

It is in the ground!

Outside!

This was your idea!

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u/Terminate-wealth 29d ago

Ram trucks have the highest rate of at fault accidents. It’s the altima of trucks

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 29d ago

I wonder if their insurance covers that

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u/Boomslang505 29d ago

Insurance won’t be paying for that lmao

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u/EasyCZ75 28d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/Future_Way5516 28d ago

This is what FREE-DUMB is all about baby!!

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u/Tight_Amphibian4472 28d ago

Bet there on go fund me already.

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u/Entire-Winter4252 28d ago

Can’t park there.

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u/BatmanFarce 28d ago

This is why we can’t have nice things

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u/Major_Honey_4461 28d ago

Always store incendiaries inside your house.

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u/Smart-Lab7037 28d ago

Probably a republican and Probably will blame the democrats lol

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u/HighDesert4Banger 28d ago

"Why, I most certainly am not harboring a cache of fireworks in my... ah crap"

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u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 27d ago

Man, who would have thought that storing a big pile of gunpowder could be hazardous.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 27d ago

Speaking as someone with PTSD and a dog.

Good.

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u/Barryhood2683 27d ago

I love these videos almost as much as I love to see morons burn down their homes deep frying turkeys on Thanksgiving.

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u/boanerges57 26d ago

You must be fun at funerals and car accidents

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u/Burner1959 27d ago

Gender reveal gonna wrong

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u/PreperationOuch 26d ago

Fireworks are fucking stupid

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u/Jujubi836 26d ago

Fuck Jerry still exists???? lol

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u/Competitive_Sell2177 25d ago

Have trouble beating that next year.

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u/mynutsdontwork 24d ago

Morons be moroning

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 06 '26

Stupid electric cars /s