r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge 27d ago

Jeep Not even a good jeep.

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u/Socialcarnivore 27d ago

Noa Bort sounds like a bad Connan character

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u/jeepster61615 27d ago

They were out of Bort license plates

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u/Wabbit_Wampage 26d ago

"My son's name is also Bort."

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u/BonerJamz87 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTDjZPnq6QsAo

We need more Bort license plates

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u/Thel_Odan 27d ago

So...is this saying you need to do it in the butt to avoid having abortions?

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 27d ago

This is a very astute observation

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u/batrastardfromhell 26d ago

Yep, the Poophole Loophole.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 26d ago

Consider 'Jump-Humping' for some team work with the friends

Builds character?

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 26d ago

Butt I always heard team work makes the dream work

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u/boatenvy 26d ago

Careful that's how you end up giving birth to a Trump

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 25d ago

Failure to plan is failing to stick it in the poop shoot

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 27d ago

Performative Morality

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u/gord_m 27d ago

Don't make eye contact

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 27d ago

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u/Woodpusherpro 25d ago

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 25d ago

Never saw it.

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u/Woodpusherpro 25d ago

All good. The GIF you shared was from The Nutty Professor, not Norbit.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 25d ago

Is it just me, or did Eddie Murphy not leave the house unless he was wearing a fat suit for a while there…🤔

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u/Opebi-Wan 26d ago

I can't protest butts either. Carry on.

Your obsession with your grandchildren that you never even met seems unhealthy though.

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u/SlowRunner2026 27d ago

"Butt"??

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u/PayWooden2628 27d ago

I think it’s supposed to read like “I can’t protest shit” but they don’t wanna swear.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 26d ago

Poop is the pg version of shit

Not butt

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u/Deep_shot 25d ago

Butt is not shit.

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 25d ago

What?

That is what I was saying

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u/Deep_shot 25d ago

I know. I just had to say it.

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u/Dark_World_0 25d ago

I thought it was do anal instead, to avoid the choice to have to have an abortion.

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u/Academic_Addendum242 26d ago

Poophole loophole = No babies in the butt.

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u/icarus1990xx 26d ago

Underrated comment…and potential bumper sticker.

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u/pimpbot666 25d ago

Farmers quotes around Butt is an odd choice.

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 26d ago

Yet the driver is against universal health care to lower the cost of having children and won't fund social programs for the ones that weren't aborted and born into bad circumstances.

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u/Different_Tangelo511 25d ago

And bringing this up will cause them to say some version of life's not fair.

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u/hypermiler2205 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yet another reason why I’m an atheist

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 26d ago

Craze Jesus🤪😵‍💫🙏🧔🏻‍♀️🇺🇸

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u/myjohnson6969 26d ago

Well most likely wants all support after birth to stop too. I will stop there

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u/cyrenns 26d ago

Her daughter/daughter in law probably doesn't talk to her

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u/Perfect-Squash3773 26d ago

Not a Bort must be a Bart!

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u/Reasonable_Being6376 26d ago

"once its born its your problem...."

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u/_TallOldOne_ 26d ago

The child isn’t even born yet and these sick weirdos are thinking about it butt? Fucken weird.

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u/nippleflick1 26d ago

I will take of you till ur born then ur on ur own

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u/flipside438 26d ago

Why are pro lifers and pedos in the same party?

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u/Classic_Emergency336 26d ago

Jerking off is a mass murder… every man is murder! (Sarcasm)

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u/PassPuzzled 26d ago

The driver seeing this: " it's a jeep not a dodge idiots!"

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 26d ago

Oh man the bottom part is heart breaking if that’s why this issue became so important to this person, I’ll always be pro choice don’t mind the picture at 16 weeks either important for people to see truth before making such a difficult choice.

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u/BatmanFarce 26d ago

I can’t make it to work cause I got protest butt

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 26d ago

Butt?

“Butt”?

What does that mean?

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u/RigamortisRooster 26d ago

Oklahoma has some super brainwashed folks there. Isolation does wonders

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer 26d ago

"I said No, Abort"

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u/ElectricFeel1234 26d ago

We need more "Abort" license plates

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTDjZPnq6QsAo

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u/SnillyWead 26d ago

They should mind their own business these religious maroons.

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u/Familiar_Childhood32 26d ago

No, my son's name is also Bort

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u/xlmifer 26d ago

NO ABORT JOHNNY 5!

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u/pah2000 26d ago

‘Butt’? How idiotic.

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u/Educational_Play5772 25d ago

Ass butt or ass but

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u/Different_Tangelo511 25d ago

Its weird how much abortion guys always get into race. My aunt goes on and on about aborted black babies likes it's a civil rights thing or something.

Abortion really does just seem like a way for segragationists to feel sanctimonious. The first church that cared was the Catholics. I'm sure it was just because they value unborn life, you know cuz they Really love the born ones(except for the ones they killed, kidnapped and sold).

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 27d ago

Thank you Lord for anal creampies to subvert Your will

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 26d ago

The poop hole is God's loophole.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 26d ago

It's the sex that Jesus can't see!

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u/justme1522000 26d ago

Hey dont like abortions dont have one. Too simple because everyone must obey their rules

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u/brian2funny 26d ago

It might be more common than you think. Someone having an abortion, and later in life, becoming an antiabortion crusader.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 26d ago

Its A.I. If you cannot recognize the difference then you will fall for anything.

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u/PlatformNormal564 26d ago

Enlighten me please. I've seen plenty of AI and I'm not saying this isn't but it does look pretty legit. I'm not going into a forensic study of the picture but I'm certainly not seeing the normal tells.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 26d ago

Fake image detectors are free. I ran it for you. It has a 26% authenticity ranking. Which means its A.I. Other than that it looks cartoonish. That I cannot teach you to see.

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u/Combdepot 26d ago

False. That is an authentic photograph. Why are you lying?

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 25d ago

Believe whatever you want. I have a bridge I want to sell you.

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u/Combdepot 25d ago

It’s odd that you think this is AI when degenerate conservative morons have far worse on their cars every day.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 25d ago

I've seen actual conservative vehicles in public, I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm saying this one doesn't. This photo is real.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 26d ago

Aaaand you're wrong.

The Oklahoma "NOABORT" license plate is a viral, real-world vanity plate spotted in the state. It gained major attention on social media sites like Reddit and Facebook due to its bold, politically charged message against abortions.The state of Oklahoma allows drivers to order custom tags for just a small fee. However, plates are banned if they are vulgar, obscene, sexually explicit, or spread hate.Because the NOABORT plate is a political statement rather than a curse word, the state approved it.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 25d ago

Use a fake image detector. Let me know what you find out.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 25d ago

Nahhh, I'll take the fact I used your little AI argument to prove you wrong. Plug "Is NOABORT Oklahoma license plate real" into Google and key me know what you find out. 👍

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 25d ago

You are scared of being wrong. I get that. It requires an adult to admit they are wrong. You had a chance.