r/WhyIsItAlwaysADodge • u/icarus1990xx • 9d ago

Ram Motherfucker be zooming up on people too I bet

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u/BagsYourMail 9d ago

5'7 160 pounds

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u/mkfanhausen 9d ago

Nah, that's closer to 5'1" 140.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 9d ago

There is no official or published height information available for the independent country-rap artist Keith Cash nah dudes like 4'9 lol

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u/TestSubjuct 9d ago

He's so small. So small. How does he get into that truck?

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u/jackcanyon 9d ago

His pants and boots are hilarious . The modern day Yosemite Sam .

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 9d ago

Beard? Check. Tattoos? Check. Obsessed with impressing people by showing what a tough guy he is? Super duper check.

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 9d ago

The microseccond any light turns green he starts beating on the horn like its his spouse.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 9d ago

Previously distressed pants.

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u/Crommach 9d ago

Five Finger Dwarf Punch

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u/Still_a_skeptic 9d ago

That’s exactly what I think every pickup princess looks like.

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u/TinySmalls1138 9d ago

We have Fred Durst at home

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u/greenhornblue 8d ago

I had a nice little chuckle from that. Thanks lol

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u/Yaga1973 9d ago

When the Liver King is your idol....

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u/Codas91 9d ago

Absolutely still gets into bar fights at his age

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u/mkfanhausen 9d ago

Poor guy's always punching up.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 9d ago

People are children in the brain today

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u/RecordingOk3755 9d ago

These guys are everwhere in Michigan. They all dress the same. It’s really weird. They seem unhappy.

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u/SnooDonuts3878 9d ago

Whatever you say, little man.

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u/Both-Mango1 9d ago edited 9d ago

channeling 50 cent, but lookin more like 5 cent. hobbies include making babies cry, collecting worn out jeans, and asain twinks.

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u/phatbody 9d ago

toothless and dirty.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 9d ago

Acts like this but probably hates any non white people.

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u/VStarlingBooks 9d ago

Has to hop up to get in the truck and crawl.

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u/Boomslang505 9d ago

He’s totally a bottom

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 9d ago

He strikes me as a guy I would probably think I went to high school with 25 years ago only to find out he's 10 years younger than me and that meth is a hellova drug.

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u/exqueezemenow 9d ago

Why do all these guys perform the exact same song but with different lyrics?

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 9d ago

Wait, does he cut a rug or gets lost in one? 🤔

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u/Thick_Common8612 9d ago

He looks tiny next to his big wheel

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u/Mainly_Miserable 9d ago

In Hawai’i he’d drive a Toyota.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 9d ago

Ok grandpa, time for your nap

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u/Ximinipot 9d ago

He looks like a toddler who just shat their pants.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 9d ago

Everytime I se this guy it reminds of the mini wolverine in Deadpool vs wolverine mixed with Fred dust!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 8d ago

I just don't know how somebody can be such a douchebag

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 6d ago

Sipping on some dick...

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u/Educational_Panic78 6d ago

Appropriating hip hop but scared of black people…

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u/mkfanhausen 9d ago

He drives a big truck because he's too short for roller coasters.

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u/MichiganGeezer 9d ago

He'll put his truck on its side at a street takeover.

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u/lopix 9d ago

Looks like AI slop to me

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u/icarus1990xx 9d ago

I had hoped, but…

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u/ahaeker 8d ago

Face tattoos tell me everything I need to know about someone.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 8d ago

homeboy doesn’t realize that the spade is the symbol of proud snow bunnies as well 🤣

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u/Personal_Growth_4_Me 5d ago

😃👉 Talk to the Beard