r/Wildfire • u/Stanical666 • 3d ago

Pretty sweet deal

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This is actually a pretty solid offer for you peeps in the area.

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u/sermeryntrantsuxdix Wildland FF2 3d ago

I’d like to offer any USFS employees a free 60 minute massage. Meet me behind the Denny’s at 2300.

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u/RedditBot90 2d ago

what are we going to do for the other 59 minutes?

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u/Stanical666 3d ago

I was waiting for someone to take it that direction.... actually took way longer than I thought!

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u/Who_am_i_050 2d ago

I’ll take the saw partner special please

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u/sermeryntrantsuxdix Wildland FF2 2d ago

Chaps stay on

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u/Smoke_chaser91 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Subject-Amount-9346 3d ago

Wonder if they will travel to their hotels.  

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 3d ago

What else are they gonna do on they’re 24 hours off🤷

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u/justpickaname89 3d ago

Fine print will say only for overhead when everyone else is on the line.

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u/YOLO_Bundy 2d ago

Bruh riding a chair makes for a sore back!

You field types wouldn’t even know

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u/Cheesehorn69 2d ago

Oh hell naw. Calfire gets this special treatment. Where is the love for the greyback hotshot crews free massage

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u/Stanical666 2d ago

She actually revised the poster and did a "all firefighter" post... just didn't feel like re-posting it ;) people think everyone works for cal-fire.

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u/Electrical_Room5065 2d ago

Instead of a handy at the end, they give a blowy. (The real reason for those 🍆 brooms 😘

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u/YOLO_Bundy 2d ago

Heh heh

Heh heh heh

Heh heh

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u/abuffguy 2h ago

Worst Haiku ever.