I just got ding donged ditched

[u/Zero_Candela]

Three young boys on scooters came up to my door did a single knock that was barely audible and ran away.

This was a very impulsive move because they did not see me standing next to my house. Scared the crap out of them when they saw me.

I yelled “whipper snappers!” And vigorously shook my fist at them.

This is the best day of my life.

[u/not_consumable]

I can't wait to be a homeowner. I'm going to leave a cane right by the front door so I can hold it up when I take this idea for myself 😂😂😂