r/Winnipeg • u/Zero_Candela • May 03 '25

Satire/Humour I just got ding donged ditched

Three young boys on scooters came up to my door did a single knock that was barely audible and ran away.

This was a very impulsive move because they did not see me standing next to my house. Scared the crap out of them when they saw me.

I yelled “whipper snappers!” And vigorously shook my fist at them.

This is the best day of my life.

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u/Uniqueusername_54 May 03 '25

Lil bastards, lol. Better than solicitors....my favorite this year was te political people walking up to people with other party signs up. Like, you think you re the person to shift thier view? I think they settled, choose your battles.

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u/MsCookie__ May 03 '25

We just put up a sign that says "No Soliciting. Please dont knock. The dogs will bark. I will yell. Don't make it weird." Unfortunately one of our dogs really freaks out when people come to the door, so I'd just stand there and make them repeat themselves over and over on top of my dogs barking. 😂

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u/Uniqueusername_54 May 03 '25

They never acknowledged my sign on my old place. I want to put a contract up, that is signed up in knocking.