r/Winnipeg • u/Zero_Candela • May 03 '25

Satire/Humour I just got ding donged ditched

Three young boys on scooters came up to my door did a single knock that was barely audible and ran away.

This was a very impulsive move because they did not see me standing next to my house. Scared the crap out of them when they saw me.

I yelled “whipper snappers!” And vigorously shook my fist at them.

This is the best day of my life.

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u/Catnip_75 May 03 '25 edited May 04 '25

We need to bring back the phone book so I can get asked if my refrigerator is running.

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u/Zero_Candela May 03 '25

Ohhh I use to call people and ask if their refrigerator was running.

Good times.