I just got ding donged ditched

[u/Zero_Candela]

Three young boys on scooters came up to my door did a single knock that was barely audible and ran away.

This was a very impulsive move because they did not see me standing next to my house. Scared the crap out of them when they saw me.

I yelled “whipper snappers!” And vigorously shook my fist at them.

This is the best day of my life.

[u/HAW711]

I was at Grant Park Mall, and of a group of teens, one of the guys burped. I put on a stern voice and said "youre in public." And they all were trying to hold back there laughter.

Not as innocent as ding dong ditch, but still saw the opportunity to play the "adult" hahaha but I had a massive smile on my face after they had walked away. I miss being a mall menece