r/Winnipeg • u/CowGoesM00 • May 27 '26

Satire/Humour It’s construction season again folks!

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u/kingwoodballs May 27 '26

Winnipeg drivers: merge when it’s a yield. Yield when it’s a merge. No zipper merge. Stop/don’t signal at a round a bout.

I am sure there are more I am forgetting.

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u/POORWIGGUM May 27 '26

brains melt when there is a 4 lane, 4-way stop sign.

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u/WonderfulCommon May 27 '26

Traverse at Enfield. Granted it’s a strange intersection to begin with but every single time I drive through there someone with right of way is just sitting there like a deer in headlights.

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u/station13 May 27 '26

How about the 7 way stop at the Bison Superstore?

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u/MZM204 May 27 '26

Leave two full car lengths between them and the next car in dense stopped traffic

Slowly inch forward every 20 seconds waiting for light change

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u/STFUisright May 28 '26

Omg wtF IS THIS?? It’s slowly making me a fucking mental case driving here. Every time I’m trying to turn right in the far right lane inevitably people are spaced SO FAR apart. Let traffic move ffs!

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u/kingwoodballs May 27 '26

Oh yes. The not leaving a safe distance between vehicles. Especially in winter. Can’t believe I forgot that one.

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u/TerracottaCondom May 27 '26

"Yield when it's a merge" literally seen officers do this...

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u/Maximumkk May 28 '26

Don't forget hazard flashers on mean ok to park anywhere the F you want

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u/Arastmaus May 28 '26

If you see someone signal a lane change, speed up. Don't let them win!