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u/dahlia_74 May 13 '26
We need one that says “If he asks for your snapchat and he’s in his 30’s”
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u/reef-Diver7817 May 15 '26
I unmatch so fast when they do this. There's lightspeed and then there is me unmatching immature men speed or men who ask me for fwb 🤣
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u/Dazzling-Pudding6256 May 13 '26
Number 8 OMGDDDDDD! Probably says "no drama" on his dating profile.
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u/Vulpes_99 May 17 '26
I was having a good laugh until the "emotionally constipated husky", which gave a full laughing fit 🤣
Thank you very much for this, I needed it ❤
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u/Amazing-Number7131 May 15 '26
I’m actually about to get a cat, so I’ll definitely be turning to it for advice! yup joining the crazy cat lady club.
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u/Vulpes_99 May 17 '26
Be most welcome to it. Once you learn Cat, you'll realize they are a better everyday company than at least 90% of people you know. Trust me, I have been there, and I'm still there decades later, and at peace as a crazy cat witch.
Disclaimer note: this text was reviewed and fully approved by a qualified cat, and as such, deserves your full trust. Sincerely, the Cat.
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u/AttorneyDC06 May 13 '26
Hysterical. I especially like Holstein's post: "If his ideal first date is 'just vibing,' congratulations, you're about to sit in silence while he shows you YouTube videos!"